ITT: Post a sentence that was never said in the cuntry above you

ITT: Post a sentence that was never said in the cuntry above you

>pic unrelated

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Ayy lmao

Tits > ass

"Let's amount to anything"

Nice smile

i am not gay

yeah I finished that yesterday

underage prostition rings? yeah ill get right on it

vaginas...

I live on a hill

I think I have had too much to drink

may-o? never tried it, is it good?

i love sweden, norway and animal welfare

we are proud amerindian

The Papuans have a right to self-determination and freedom from exploitation

hello, friend

We are not a total rip off of the Netherlands

I wish there were more Congolese people living in the city centre.

i wish i was born in portugal

Can you see that tree?

We did that, sorry

I think alcohol has a bad influence on me.

We have a huge impact in the world economy

>WE'RE WHITE GUYS I PROMISE ARGENTINA NUMERO UNO

winter olympics is overrated

I don't want to be considered a nordic country

russia did a thing

I wish it wasn't so damn hot here.

I'm not white

Let's save some money

Let's stop fucking sheep

It looks like Sweden has some good ideas

i don't envy australia at all

I would like it if my country was a bit shorter

Our flag is very original

I'm glad we have all these eastern europeans taking jobs nobody wants

Plenty of people say that though.
I'd much rather have hard working good men from Lithuania/Poland working construction jobs than shitskins

I really like Swedish people

lithuanians are alright

Commonwealth was ok.

I love my Dear Leader, Kim Jong Un.

japs are non-monkeys.

So I just invented that thing that might change the world...

My god, it's so big!

We will never surrender

I always fight my wars to the very end. I'm known to be extra courageous in battle.
I also take showers every day.

We are not nordic

I hate eSports and Korea never wins the LoL championship

I have every right to criticize or mock French military history, given the glorious and untainted military history of my own ""nation""

we once won a war against Russia and Germany at the same time. Not something you can say

Oh no we ran out of money and actually have to work now.

"The French never won a war against Germany and Russia at the same time"

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I forgot to bathe in my sauna today.
I started shit in this thread unprovoked and am now salty because I'm getting repercussions; it's my fault and I will take the consequences.

holy roman empire isnt Germany retard. Thats like saying we won a war against Russia in 1147 even though it wasnt even Russia

>my eesti ass is on fire

I won't use the white flag this time

>I'm an angry southern frenchman half-nigger manlet who starts shitting up threads for no other purpose than shilling

I bathe daily and every woman I know isn't hairy and is polite

why would I want to put monkey in a SOUP?

*human speech*

>derails thread
>ahah you butthurt
Next post better be something about hating mafia or some other shitty stereotype.

(Im not the French flag autistically responding with wikipedia screenshots though, I was just playing along the thread)

Girls here don't do porn

Just to defuse the situation, I'm not .

Good.

Shillman frenchbot, if you're still here, please hand over your white flag before leaving, thank you.

Yeah humans have the right to live, maybe we could heal poor people too?

I don't like it up in the ass

I just lost 3 kilos!!

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No, I don't want vodka.

I don't think its right to fuck my hot cousin

I'm full

My country is more than 30 years old

Don't worry dear the streets at night are safe thanks to our uncorruptible police force
(I have nothing for chile i will just go with south ameriga be criminal :DDDD)

Nonna, I'm going to stop drinking alcohol.

it is going to be 100 years old this year actually

same thing here, high five bro

None of our young women are entering the porn industry at big rates

We turned 100 too last month laddos

I love russia so much

Too much paprika

South slavs are peaceful and in harmony with eachother

god I wish that were me

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I am an interesting extrovert

If you google the same for Sweden it says 1995.
These dates are for when the country joined the EU

Finally a properly accurate post, well done americanon

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Oh nevermind apparently they fixed that
ignore me

>ignore me
Way ahead of you

I'm not Irish

>I'll take the small portion

guess ill just fish then

I am glad that I received good compulsory education.

Nonna, I'm getting a job.

Doesn't our language make us sound like homosexuals?

>5 sec google search is a source of American education

tupac do great rap show in the bosnia

But he's right though, Chzechia as a sovereign entity separated from Slovakia has existed only since '93.

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