Walk into room

>walk into room
>see this

wat do?

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tell him to get a job or he'll get a shoe

>not watching exclusively pov
Pleb

who the fuck sniffs poppers to fap?

people only take pop if they are getting ass fucked

>getting naked just to jack off

>watching porn at all

''Tis you who are the pleb, my friend

>naked
>socks

>he doesn't know the secret masturbation rituals for ultimate pleasure

I bet you aren't even a fucking virgin

>2012+5
>smoking

Ask him to show me his ebin redpill folder after he's done.

it's pretty comfy senpai

*tips vaper*

Say nothing and close the door gently on my way out and try to forget it happened

But who took the photo

t. 6 months clean

>*NOT* smoking is not an alternative
the ultimate goy

>woah future me

Fuckin sonyfags

Congratulate his taste

Divine Intervention is a criminally underrated Slayer album

some people cant pee without getting naked

Kill my doppelganger

Feels good man

"""""Master"""""" race

I knew metal fans are fat ugly people. LOL

How can I walk in on myself?

t. numale

>jerking off without shades

Kick him out of the chair and start singing "Richard Hung Himself" while headbanging.

>Not watching Kpop and wishing you could fug one of those 10/10 angels
WHO IS THE REAL PLEB NOW SIR?

>tfw I got this German haircut a few months ago and looked awesome with it
Gonna go and get this haircut again and rock to some Skrewdriver songs on my guitar

>Slayer
Posting the most underrated Slayer song and if any of you reply with "ANGEL OF DEATH, RAINING BLOOD IS BETTER" then fuck off you mainstream poser shits
youtube.com/watch?v=wUSPzk8gDCw

>I don't want to see, I don't want to hear
>I don't want to feel anything can't you understand
>Everything I do doesn't stem from you
>It doesn't have a fucking thing to do with you
>I just want to die throw it all away
>Never have to feel again the way you make me
>Lose my fuckin' mind all the fuckin' time
>Can't control the violence that's spewing from me

>All that unused space

Pictures like this are so motivating, dude. Thanks.

>German haircut

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

You know what I mean

Not really no can you redpill me on a German haircut

Ask the fat queer why he's watching another man fuck a woman instead of wanking solely to 2D, softcore lesbians and /s/

>can you redpill me on a German haircut
Very short hair on side as you use a lot of gel and comb your hair to one side.

The Lindermann is the most patrician german haircut.

So how do I go into my hairdresser and explain to make my hair like this without having to bring a photo?

Dead Skin Mask was better
Seasons in the Abyss was one of their best albums, but they can't write that well anymore (RIP Jeff) so they just take the easier, less melodic route

Kinda reddit baka desu senpai

Ah yes the average metal fan.

>Dead Skin Mask was better
No this is better
youtube.com/watch?v=jqduxsQ8WVs

>The only Slayer song where you actually hear the bass

>the average metal fan.
Actually this is what the average metal fan looks like. I knew a metalhead who looked exactly like early Chad Kroeger who'd always wear some type of fancy ring on his finger, dress in a jacket and have hair like this

>tfw Chad Kroeger began a Metallica cover band before beginning Nickelback

Who took the picture? How and why did it end up online? I've been wondering this for ages.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST THE TRUE HAIRSTYLE OF THE ARYAN

That looks like Jason Levy. Hi Jason.

Blame VICE and the rest of the internet. More and more straight people have been exposed and are getting into them. Besides if you were addicted to porn then you would probably appreciate an orgasm enhancer as well

>watching hot blonde chicks being banged from behind
Patrician taste he has

Why do people hate Chad Kroeger so much? Nickelback isn't exactly worse than other unoriginal new bands that people seem to be okay with.

The problem with Nickelback to me is that some of their songs have really good lyrics and then other songs don't such as a lot of their songs sing about fucking chicks and getting drunk.

I wish they would make more songs like these:
youtube.com/watch?v=tC-LJ4G7N5E

youtube.com/watch?v=XKEVTTpvWjo

youtube.com/watch?v=1MXh4w22ZhM

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youtube.com/watch?v=qKgfcd6lqp4

I think Nickelback was just unlucky enough to get chosen by the internet as the brunt of everybody's jokes, even though they sound the same as all of their contemporaries

tell him you wanna look like a fag

Its for GQ jock strap sniffing trend humpers who don't realize this shit stopped being new or interesting 5 years ago

>even though they sound the same as all of their contemporaries
Hey at least Nickelback actually try with guitar solos and get heavy sometimes like with this track which is about Judas betraying Jesus:
youtube.com/watch?v=lfB9TKigtGs

And also this track is a fucking masterpiece with the acoustic guitar melody:
youtube.com/watch?v=zugbZQYXZqM

If they made more music like this then people wouldn't criticize them but I am sure a lot who do have only heard their track Photograph and so think that's what all their music sounds like when it doesn't.

Cant stand unfinished stuff...so i wank him and kill him

>the state of Sup Forumstards

Great taste

>not fapping on free webcam chats

What's your problem? How can you not think that this is the ultimate manly way to look?

Crop just his hair/forehead.
He doesn't need to know the source, lol.

*block his path*
>Hold bro I got this
>Log on Blacked.com and insert Premium BBC Cuckold 6 month PassĀ®
>Load 4k video of cute redhead getting rammed in the ass by 2 muscular niggers with 10 inch cocks
>You're welcome bro

>what did he mean by this

Ask why he chooses to use baby oil. It's awful.

Grow up

What are poppers?

This shit sucks so bad

Doesn't matter cos the George McFly look is basically the Aryan haircut so sweet can just show barber a pic of this

>This shit sucks so bad
Fuck you Savin Me and Lullaby are masterpieces. Bet you didn't listen to them all