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Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up in this situation.

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>Retired with $100 millions

Where are you at in life, sweetie?

>29 year old white guy gets BTFO by 40 year old retired black guy
>Sup Forumsreddit on full damage control

fucking glorius

>i-irish aren't white

>$100 millions

He has to pay taxes on it, at 35% in the US so he's left with $65 million. If he wants to repatriate than money to Ireland he has to pay another 40% in taxes based on the original $100 million pay leaving him with $35 million

Redo the whole thing with MMA settings and Conor would've kicked his ass.

Damn. How can a family live off of $35 million?? He's basically poor :(

Not like McGregor didn't try, considering how many times he hit Mayweather in the back.

only $35 million (assuming he's a retard with no corporate tax lawers) lmao what a loser

>made a bet with my gf
>if McGregor wins I get to fuck another girl
>if Mayweather wins she gets to fuck a another guy
>mfw she wants a black guy

Why would you even bet that on McGregor? You deserve it

you're a literal retard for making that bet, you deserve it

>w-well Mcgreggor hates Trump! So libruls were the real loser tonight!

nigga I love McGregor wanted to see him win, but I knew there was no way in hell he was actually going to win. You're a fucking retard

Ask her if you can watch!

He's irish, I assume he's paying taxes in ireland for it and that would be super low because their taxes are small.

Not everything is politics, fucking Sup Forums-cancerS

Yeah, Mayweather was clearly trying to bait him into a DQ the whole fight. turning his back and lowering his head constantly.

>Rousey hates trump, opponent loves trump
>Rousey loses
>Patriots love Trump
>they win
>Mayweather buddies with Trump
>he wins

>ywn be a dude on welfare with such confidence that in 4 years you become the #1 draw in MMA and do a cross-promotional boxing match with the current GOAT and last 9 rounds with him, making millions in the process

Oh well, at least I'm not a mick amiright guys lol

what

>40%
>low

>Republican's buddy with trump
>Constantly lose.

>at 35% in the US
That's not the effective tax rate, though. He'll use every loophole there is with his wealth and get it down to 15%.

>Hillary loved the Cubs
>Cubs break the curse and win the world series
>Warriors hate Trump
>they win the NBA 'ship and refuse to go to the white house
>Brady likes Trump
>gets hit with the Madden curse

See, I can be retarded too.

If he's smart, its goes to corporate taxes through a company, which are super low and how he will likely receive his money.

>If he's smart

How fucking stupid are you?He'll literally get $100 million, taxes doesn't work like that

based

/ourguy/

>a bunch of manlet niggers fight
why is this so hyped

That's exactly how taxes work, user. Are you an idiot?

Man, that was embarasing.

Running from a smaller guy after gassing in fitht round, no wonder he had to take shots during post-fight conference.

Shut the fuck up you fucking retarded cunt. If the taxes had ever been for that to like not for there with $100 million, how would not to do? Mcgregor is there with it now for they haven't done so without the bail for the taxes. Fuck off with your stupid shit.

*boops ur nose* rawr :3

boxing is for fags

White people are a joke

Was that some kinda love tap?

Is that snot?

Are you okay?

McGregor was so close to falling down it was glorious

This situation?

Floyd falls in love with Conor.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the danshi he called is not the same danshi he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of HEEM.

And they should've let him fall down. What kind of a pussy referee was that?

and st/a/y there.

pride

nice bait

They didn't want to see Connor embarrassed like that

That's what Conor gets from screwing with meme magic.

no, they aren't. Trump is just using them.

CUTE

>Conor is so terrible at boxing that he made Floyd Mayweather look like Marvin Hagler.

Already a thing.

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>dude talent doesn't exist lmao

>Sup Forums memed Trump into the presidency and made Britain Brexit
>Sup Forums memed Keit-Ai into the no. 1 highest grossing anime movie of all time and no. 1 anime in MAL
>Sup Forums memed a plane crash with no survivors and a Bane porno
>Sup Forums memed Gamergate into existence

Is there nothing meme magic can't do?

>If the taxes had ever been for that to like not for there with $100 million, how would not to do?

>100 million dollars in his first ever professional boxing match

even if he was knocked out in the first second he's still a big winner you dumb cunts.

>Sup Forums influences world events
go outside

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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>having a gf in the first place

>the highest skilled boxer of MeMeA
>dead tired after 3 rounds

How do you know that Sup Forums isn't the outside and out there, that's inside?

This is Reddit

Sup Forums did meme bane porno, though.

>nigga I love McGregor
What a fag dude

He was obviously gonna lose, but at least he didn't embarass himself. "He's not gonna touch Mayweather" my ass. All in all, good fight for the both of them. McGregor goes 10 rounds with the best boxer alive, Mayweather gets his 50-0 record.

This is why Western civilization is collapsing.

Look at this goddamn loser There are doctors working to cure cancer and this fucking mick gets $100 million for making an ass of himself on tv?

Which meme is worse? Keit-ai or Sneed?

This original opinion really made me think

>white men now celebrate the fact that they can't even compete
I guess memes really are becoming real.

Floyd in the octagon when?

>we did it reddit!
Are you sure you're on the right website?

>remembering GG fondly
Yeah you are.

Don't forget that Sup Forums meme'd Katawa Shoujo too.

A nigger won but he also supports Trump
Not sure how should I feel about this

Go watch BLACKED with a MAGA hat on.

Never because he's not stupid.

the end is near
=)

I'd bet money he didn't even vote. He's probably buddies with Trump because rich famous people like other rich famous people.

>nigger btfo's annoying irish wigger
it's alright

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>there are doctors working to cure cancer
Yeah, those poor underpaid doctors.

>McGregor goes 10 rounds with the best boxer alive

Lol have you watched it? Memegregor was over after 3 rounds. Mayweather made the thing last because it didn't want it to look like a scam

>I've turned him in to a Mexican! He was fighting like a Mexican tonight!

What the fuck did he mean by this?

also Money's strategy was a pussy one. Kept bending down and turning his back on him. Pussy moves.

>not just fucking another girl anyway
>treating your 'girlfriend' as if shes equal to you in a bet
beta cuck spotted

they can't sustain the win afterwards

>redo the whole thing with chimp fight rules and the chimp would've won!!
You're not even pretending to be anything but uncivilised cavemen anymore. Lol. Conor couldn't even stick to the rules for one match but just had to chimp out.

realizing he could only touch him because Floyd was pacing himself while Connor was doing the CM Punk rush in strategy. Led to a early knockout for both.

did you have a stroke?

Baneposting.

It was a pretty good fight, desu.

But fuck Mayweather, that woman-beating, showboating nigger

>What the fuck did he mean by this?

Floyd was chasing him down the majority of the match after he realized there was no reason to fight defensively like he normally does. Mexicans are known for aggressive fighting styles.

This was your cucked subconsciousness doing its business

this

>black man beats up white pussy on TV
>black man beats up white pussy in real life
Its like poetry.

>not already having a black man on short notice to satisfy your gf

do you even relationship?

>americans tip the bull

So you're saying he knows he can't even compete?

It can't help you lose your virginity. Your cock will never be used by a woman

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