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Based Xi edition

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Anime

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Dog bless emperor xi

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WOOSH

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RUDE
delete that picture

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Penis

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"No"

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Apu did nothing wrong quit bullying him

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THAT'S NOT EDGAR Allan Poe

*vapes artistically*

good morning /cum/!!

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* wakes up *

Good morning :3

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helo how r u

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fuck america

Fuck you too Seung park kim

I'm OKAY. How r u?

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good until you showed up

soulless old toad

guten tag /cum/
i got like 8 hours of sleep and just showered and am well rested. now im going to go cook some eggs and hashbrowns and mushrooms

*morgen
And what kind of mushrooms

youtu.be/Sd42N-FdnOQ

!!!!!!!!!!!!!OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~THREAD~~~~~~~

+++++++THEME+++++++

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just some white mushroom i had leftover from cooking up chicken and pasta, just sliced it and threw it in a pan, got everything cooking up rightn ow

She took all my money
And my best friend
You know the story
Here it comes again

I have no pride
I have no shame
You gotta make it rain

Since you gone
Deep inside it hurts
I'm just another sad
Guest on this dark earth
I want to believe in the
Mercy of the world again
Make it rain, make it rain

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*blocks yiour path*

I’m CCP

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Good morning

/cum is the only good general is you can look past the anime posts

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Name my band

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Kung Führer

>eggs overcooked and not runny
>hashbrowns not browned enough
>'shrooms could have used a bit more tiem and a bit less garlic salt
overall 7/10 would eat again

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SHEESH

Good morning!

Looks good enough desu. You should try making a French omeleltte

not sure whether to go to the gym in an hour or wait until after lunch

ohayou~

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do girls poop?

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have a lot of work to do today but i cant stop sitting hear listening to tom waits

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they don't you ignorant fuck

So I can study at SAIS-Tsinghua University for a year and then JHU SAIS for the next year, or I can study in Bologna Italy for a year and then JHU SAIS for a year.

I get a decent scholarship in China. Also, I speak neither Italian nor Japanese.

Which one should I pick?

posting this picture before i get read to go be productive

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ask italy poster when he's here, he is an american studying in Italy right now

Also I heard nothing but bad things from people studying in China

have one more picture to post before being productive

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I’ve heard many good things about studying in China

The problem with Italy is that they have no asian women.

go to italy so you can spend your time on Sup Forums and not practicing italian and never getting an italian qt

China seems pretty depressing to live in. I don't know about quality of education though.

How is that we have something like 1% black population here, but they make up like half our crime.

Also who would hire this guy as a caretaker of anything? I wouldn't let him watch my fucking dog. Dude raped a 26 year old mentally retarded guy and gave him HIV.

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Tsinghua is #20 in the world and China’s Yale/Harvard.

Chinese are actually one of the happiest and most optimistic people in the world. But yes, it’d be a big change.

Italian qts are intimidating. I got molested by spanish qts in a fiesta last year and still am traumatized.

go to china you could use the reality check

the problem with china is that they oppress religion. unless you are an atheist I'd recommend against going there

tfw no low iq, violent, abusive, alpha male bbc bf to rape me daily

put your trip back on zando

>tfw no strong white aryan bf

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>page 5

SHEESH
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Well what do you expect me to do?

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>bf

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I want to have interracial sex with niggers. NOW!

I hate this avatarfag sonic already

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well for starters. stop putting lemon in my eye. you asshole

Really?
And what are you going to do about it?

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What? I'll fuckin' – I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin' bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like *Tsssssss*

Stopped reading
This is a blue board please dont swear

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He's a good boi. We need some to keep the (trap)weebs in check again and he's showing potential.

anime

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>anime
Yikes...

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>tfw sick and nobody to take care of me

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>tfw no submissive gf(male) to dominate and love

back from job #1 today buds going to smoke some weed and wait for my 2nd job in 3 hours from now

heh, i'll "take care of you"
*teleports behind you*

>gf(male)
Leafbro no!!!
This is a Christian board.

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not so fast... kid..

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I'm laying in bed and it's 1:00 PM

I'm a bad boy

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gayposters are better than him desu

i don't give a HECK about g*d give me a femboy NOW

worst post ive ever seen in my life

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This.
I am deeply ashamed

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>smoking the fallen angel's oregano

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literally nothing wrong with wanting someone to love

it is forbidden to love male girls

never reply to me again

>weed instead of vape

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only if you're a chr*stcuck

rude

But leafbro!
Gays can not truly love one another!
They can only have sex and move on until they die a unhappy and unaccomplished life!!!

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cant justify using a vape also marijuana vape juice is not something i have easy access to

Sodomites all end up in hell

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whats it like to have a black gf?

Good afternoon /cum/, I would like to introduce you to my waifu, Lucina.

Lucina is the daughter of Chrom from the future and has the mark of Naga, known as the Brand of the Exalt, on her left eye. She is a kind and determined princess with a strong sense of justice, who believes that saving the world is her mission. She loves her father dearly and is always worrying over him. Her sword, the Parallel Falchion, was originally thought to be a separate weapon from Chrom's Falchion, but was later revealed to be a version of the same weapon brought back from the future. Her birthday is April 20. Depending upon whom Chrom marries, Lucina can be the older sister of Male Morgan, Inigo, Cynthia, Kjelle, or Brady, or be an only child. She is also Owain's cousin and possibly Female Morgan's cousin as well if the Avatar marries Lissa or Emmeryn as well as a potential mother to Female Morgan if she marries the Avatar.

Thank you for reading about my Waifu Lucina. I love her because she looks cool and she came from the future.

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Good as long as you are also black!

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not enough lewd animus on my drive post pls

just got a call buds
headed up north on sunday for a month or so

humiliated by niggers again

hate my city lol

need to distract myself and leave the internet for a while

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NO DONT!!!
Lewd is not allowed. It is for iddwn and if done you wil be shunned and a outcast.

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would have thought you would have learned by now desu

weed of any sort is for degenerate losers but fyi you don't need "weed juice", you can just vape the herb itself

#metoo

Everybody enjoy this lovely rendition I came across

m.youtube.com/watch?v=74gx0v5ZJzw

Lucina is a strong willed and driven woman who is determined to alter the dark future she came from. She values her comrades deeply and has a sense of justice. Due to the countless deaths and horrific events of the future, she dislikes any form of death, even "noble" ones. Her main motivations come from her love for her parents, especially Chrom. Lucina is willing to do whatever it takes to see that Chrom stays alive, even if it means going against her wish for no needless deaths. Nevertheless, she is obedient to Chrom and puts her trust in her father's judgements, showing a strong bond of trust with her father.


As a result of her troubled childhood, Lucina tries to spend as much time as she can with her parents in order to have the moments she couldn't before, because once the world is saved, she doesn't wish to get in the way of them tending to their present daughter, despite the assurances from them both that even though she's from a different timeline, she is still their daughter to them and that they love her.

Despite her serious and stoic persona, Lucina has childish moments around her parents and siblings in their supports.

One of her most bizarre traits is her odd taste for fashion, as it is shown most prominently in her supports with her mother, where she goes from purchasing a dress featuring pictures of Emmeryn to attempt to pick several other options while shopping with her (which goes from uncommon to literally having only strings). This is further proved by the fact that she wears bizarre Groucho-Marx glasses in the official Awakening comics and drama CDs, buys and owns numerous bear hats in both the drama CDs, and in her appearance in Fates. Lucina has a rather dry sense of humor, and is the least likely to get a joke out of everyone in the Shepherds. She was born on April 20.

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