We're sharting away

We're sharting away
I don't know what to say
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Sharting away
I'll be coming for your mart, okay?

This forced meme made by Pajeet and his proxies suck.

FPBP

I walk into mart
what do I see
a sea of shart
all around me

SHART

PUT SOME SPICE IN MY FECES
THIS IS MY HARDEST POO
DEFECATION
HARD BREATHING
DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF MY ASS IS STILL BLEEDING
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I SHIT IN THE STREET TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
SANITATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M POOPING BEHIND A BUSH TONIGHT
CUZ I'M
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD GIVE ME SOME RICE
POOPING OUT GOAT
POOPING OUT SPICE
WISH SOMEONE WOULD HAND ME SOME WIPES
NOTHING IS CLEAN
NOTHING IS WIPED
I'M POOPING IN THE STREET TONIGHT

FPBP.

Stop with this forced meme. I've sharted before sure but it's called putting in a hard day's work, something you non-American NEETfags know nothing about.

ZAŠTO AMERIKANCI NE SLAVE VASKRS?

IN

MART

Stop wasting so much money in proxies and buy a fucking toilet for you and your tribe, Pajeet.

I love watching how butthurt my fellow sharters are. Go find a safe-space if you cant handle the bants you shart shoppers.

YES I DO LOVE SOME SHARTING YES SIRREE

I shit my pants at work the other day. Good times!

POST YFW NATALIJA'S ASS IS GETTING OPENED UP BY SOME SOMALI NIGGER

Fucking kek

>proxy

SHART IN MART

Stop shitposting Serbia

>mfw

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long pol has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest pol has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY POL WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history...we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher.....ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87...ohh yes me mates...we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi...me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam...WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES...
READY..
AIM...

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

>literal shitposting
No suprise its a dirty serb

>tfw I find shart in mart funny

it's called Shartposting from this day forth

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DIGITS CONFIRM
SHARTERS BTFO

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

I have literally never seen the Americans get so angry before. Fucking SHART IN MARTS

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

>POO IN LOO XD
>A FUCKING LEAF XD


>SHART IN MART
>oh wow man thats not ok here have this copy pasta posted 50 times


ROFL WILL FATTIES EVER RECOVER

...

There are no marts in Serbia, so Serbs shart when they fart.

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! !teach them the way of the willy...wank, waggle its all in the mind;)) whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s let us waggle it AAAAAAAAAAA

>shart mart

S H A R T
M A R T
A R T
R T
T

>smart shart mart art

>using stale pasta as bait
>meme is more cancerous than what the hypothetical 'mart sharters' are eating

Nice bants babby, how was babby born? How gurl get pragnant?

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!! PREPARE YOUR WILLIES... READY.. AIM... WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WILLLY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............aaaaaaahhhhhh....i cum on your face....relief ;)

Literally Shartposting

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH

TOILETS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH

BUT NOW I HAVE TO SHART IN MART

MURICA SHART YEAHHHH

HOW MANY MARTS WOULD PAUL BLART SHART IF PAUL BLART COULD SHART MARTS?

>internet shart

Shart in Mart is my new favorite forced meme.

I have had this much fun since the buttplug terror hoodie guy.

>attempting to derail shart in mart thread
>shartposting

Holy shit you amerifucks really can't handle this

I just ate a gallon of chocolate ice cream and pudding. I'm going to the mart to buy a dozen boxes of fudgcicles and cupcakes.


what do you think will happen?

>forced meme
>america can't handle the bants
>anglo DISOWN

SHART IN MART
(shart in mart)
MART AND SHART
(shart in mart)
I WILL SHART
BECAUSE I AM FREEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME MATIES I THINK ME SILLY WILLY IS GONA CUMMM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IT'S EVERWHERE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHART
H
A
R
T

Forced memes 101

I N
N

IT PISS IT SHIT

MEME MAGIC

THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SHARTS ALL THE TIME

>monte nigger

MART
A
R
T

>Average American teen
>Intends to shart as a joke so her friends can have a giggle

Wat do

Precisely.

How do we solve the bowel problem of the mart populace?

WELL THAT'S ALL FROM YOUR SILLY WILLY COUSIN SILLY WILLY

I'M OFF WAGGLE MY SILLY WILLY OFF IN MANOR IN KONIGSBERG

WILLY WAGGLERS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Designated shart mart.

Montenigger?

Shart in the mart. Why I may fill a whole cart! Shit in my pants well I think I may. Just buy new pants tomoro I say. Land of the Free Home of the Gay. I'm Proud to shit my pants on this grandest of days.

Demographics of the USA in 2016

>30% mart sharters
>30% sjws
>20% spics
>10% niggers
>10% mullatos

*sharts*

>serbia jr's feelings are hurt because he can't make a chip in the american will

0.1% White Male.

real mature guys ...real mature

nice slide thread cia/ctr/((((goldberg))))

POO
O
O

I don't know why my fellow Amerifats get so mad at shart in mart I think it's hilarious

Nice try, moskal (((FSB)))

For fuck's sake when will this meme end?

I don't know what the big deal is. I always wear a shart at the mart.

>Mountain Nigger

WHO WEARS SHART SHORTS?
WE WEAR SHART SHORTS

Shart

go burn (((mi5)))

While you fart.

IN

brb got to head to my mart for my daily shart

DEFILE THE AISLE

...

This is a really fun meme guys. Keep em coming.

I don't even think I've seen one not shopped.

nice try moporkmeed (((MI5)))

nice to know you wear shitty shorts, satan

some of those pictures weren't even taken in the us

So while the rest of the world is telling India to go shit in the toilet as a public health announcement India is instead busy telling Americans to go shit themselves in designated aisles. I'm curious as to why the rest of you clap along so stupidly.

>forcing a meme this hard

Majority of this website's users are American. Good luck.

NEW THREAD:

This looks like some weird fetish cartoon.

Shart through the Marts and you're to blame, burger
You give Walmart a bad name

A Burger's bile is what you like to smell
It promises you heaven then puts you through hell
Chains of fat, got a hold on thee
When Shopping mall's a prison you can't break free

You're a loaded bum, yeah
There's nowhere to run
No-one can contain your poo, the damage is done

Shart through the Marts and you're to blame
You give Walmart a bad name
I play my part and you play with poo
You give Walmart a bad name
You give Walmart a bad name

Shart in mart

Name one forced meme that's still around today.

[spoiler] none [/spoiler]

>Dat butthurt

Big shart in mart?

Topkek

That's a London bus.

can't wait 'til my first shart

>be american
>shit self

Do americans really shit themselves at walmart?

The bus is on the right side of the road.

noice