Sheldon please get me a glass of water

>sheldon please get me a glass of water
>mmmdont you mean H2O
>*laugh track*

>that episode where his uncle gets him hooked on meth and passes him around his trucker gang in exchange for blow stunting him emotionally and making him repress all sexuality
Fucking dark man

>in english, please, sheldon

uhm, dude, that'd be SALT

NaCl is salt.

No you primitive dimwit its sodium chloride

BADOOONGA

>sodium chloride
>Is an ionic compound with the chemical formula NaCl.

Burger education right here.

TREBLINKA

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Are you immune to irony?

Also, not a burger

too much Sup Forumstards in my system

laugh track ruins modern television.

>when your granpappy gassed the jews

BAZOOPERS

>i was just pretending to be stupid
ebin :D

SWASTIKA

It was a joke you joyless faggot.

>Mother!
>Surly you mean when he Zyklon B'd them

I want to punch that kid in his stupid faggot face

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kek

>Shelly you be a good boy, eat your vegetables, play sports and have fun at Summer Camp!
>Why must you insist mother on this constant enforcing of CIS gendering heteronormative behaviours which are nothing more than a reflection of patriarchal capitalist oppression mechanisms?
>*audience claps and cheers*
>Yo tell her boi! Brave!

How stupid are you guys that you fall for counter bait?

>Sheldon did you invite your friends for your birthday party?
>I have no friends, mom.
>*laugh track*

>Sheldon were goingto church, get dressed.
>Mom i don't to participate in this foolish superstitious ritual, i'd rather watch Star Trek
>There's no Tv on hell Sheldon you can't watch your Star wars in hell.
> sigh Fine, i'll go
>*laugh track*

Did anyone really want a show about a snarky autistic kid?

WHAAAAAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I BAZINGA'D OF TUNE
WOULD YOU STAND UP AND BAZINGA ME?

I'm sure this was funnier in your head.

needs more work
propaganda too obvious too be funny

So many layers on irony, its like old Sup Forums

>show about nerds who are super smart that want to bang a stupid hot chick
>call it The Big Bang Theory
>show about Sheldon when he was young
>call it Young Sheldon
Gotta appreciate the time and effort put into this prequel series.

>A show where quirky 9-year Young Sheldon goes to high school

I just hope it's a certain high school in Colorado in the 1990s

Middle aged women who post pictures of Minions on facebook.

its fine because THIS SHOW IS FUCKING LIKE WONDER YEARS

Oh right, I forgot that they were the main funders of everything that is awful.

Sorry, I'll try to cater everything to your specific tastes from now on, ok?

Thanks. It's about time.

I never said it was funny

Daaaaaamn