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6/4096th Irish here

What's he thinking?

>new type of captcha
>it requires an additional click

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>"I want this guy to bang me, and then bang him, and them him bang me again"

>requires an additional click
Freeloading socialists must be made to work.

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>"Prime Minister of Ireland"
Come on Donal, it isn't that hard. Least you could do after we giving you a bowl of our finest weed.

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>paying to use Sup Forums
I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't tempted, but I have principles.

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>I have principles
Principles of freeloading? Plenty of Redditors pay, what are you going to do when Sup Forums goes under and Reddit is all that is left?

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>Plenty of Redditors pay
>Poi says we should all act like redditors
>just like him
Ag smaoineamh.

>what are you going to do when Sup Forums goes under and Reddit is all that is left?
Probably run for government.

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Liam Cuntingham on the Late Late tonight, to talk about the plight of refugees once more no doubt.

>Probably run for government
Wrong, it was a trick question. You won't be alive to see it.
>Poi says we should all act like redditors
>twisting my words
>redditors have a monopoly on doing the right thing
Thinking (as Gaeilge).

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Convince me whether to grow out a beard or not. I feel like doing it but there's some part of me that's saying no. It won't be one of those soybeards, I'm planning on doing one of the beards that's just on the face and shaving the neck.

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>but there's some part of me that's saying no
That would be your conscience and inner civilised self. May want to listen to it.

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>Liam Cuntingham
Should I know who this person is?

>redditors have a monopoly on doing the right thing
No, but they sure have a monopoly on doing and saying the wrong things.

>It won't be one of those soybeards
>I'm planning on doing one of the beards that's just on the face and shaving the neck.
Is that not exactly what a soybeard is? I think you're mixing up soybeards and neckbeards.

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>Should I know who this person is
Liam Cunningham, yes probably. He's in GoT and plenty of other stuff.
>doing and saying the wrong things
Discussing games and such sure is an evil act, especially those violent games ones. Maybe Reddit is the cause of school shootings?
Sup Forums on the other hand is a bastion of civility and upstanding morals, of course.

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>Probably run for government.
You have my support,always great meddling in countries' politics that aren't your own

>some part of me that's saying no
Ever tried growing a beard before?
>I'm planning on doing one of the beards that's just on the face and shaving the neck.
Reasonable desu
I mean,give it a try,just know that you are going to go through a phase of "looking like a rapist" for a while,which might have negative consequences
Whatever you do,don't get a moustache

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Eat nothing but chicken and nuts for 3 weeks and get it trimed at least every 4 weeks

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>chicken and nuts
What for?
>Sup Forums on the other hand is a bastion of civility and upstanding morals, of course.
Well, at least /éire/ is
You would not insult your fellow Irishmen now would you?

>He's in GoT and plenty of other stuff.
>implying I watch normie shite

>Maybe Reddit is the cause of school shootings?
They should stop false flagging Sup Forums if that's the case.

>Whatever you do,don't get a moustache
I wish moustaches hadn't become a hallmark of creepiness. Not that I'd grow one myself, but there was a time when a bushy moustache was the height of masculinity. But then weirdos went and reduced the number of viable facial hair options once again.

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Protein helps make the beard grow a bit faster and thicker

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How the hell did he manage to keep a straight face with Trump? He must be bursting from laughter on the plane back home

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Coveney looking particularly strange there.

>You would not insult your fellow Irishmen now would you
Of course not, I was naturally referring to the continental European presence.

>implying I watch normie shite
I wasn't, but GoT is quite fun desu. CK2 mod for it is nice too.
>was a time when a bushy moustache was the height of masculinity
Sounds a bit imperial gentlemanly.
>image
That hair still looks a bit... toothpasty. Comfy looking geansaí though.

>image
Christ, Coveney doesn't look good in that. Maybe we got lucky with getting Leo instead of him.

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>>implying I watch normie shite
It's a good show, not really that normie desu
>Not that I'd grow one myself
Does that imply that you have one already?
>a bushy moustache was the height of masculinity
Well knackers still believe that today it seems
Truly a miracle nutrient, unmatched by f*ts and carbs

>normies eat meat
>meat is thus a normie food
Am I doing it right lads? True Gaels eat tofu.

When is the best time to visit Ireland? Do I need to rent a car(do you drive on the right too?) or is public transporation good enough? How welcoming are rual folk of foreigners that don't speak Gaeilge and english with a noticable accent?

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>He breaths
Cunt of a normie. True 7331 men photosynthesize

>That hair still looks a bit... toothpasty
That's always been the way with Teste.

>It's a good show, not really that normie desu
Normalfags are always raving about it though. I watched the first episode and lost interest.

>Does that imply that you have one already?
No.

>Well knackers still believe that today it seems
>knackers ruining things for everybody else
Sounds about right.

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Is Gaelic worth learning? I like how it sounds

>breathing normie
Fuck, better hang myself right now. Only way to elevate myself to non-normiedom.

>When is the best time to visit Ireland?
Probably the summer because the weather is slightly less unpredictable.

>Do I need to rent a car(do you drive on the right too?) or is public transporation good enough?
Public transport in Ireland is shite. A car will give you a lot more freedom. And we drive on the left over here.

>How welcoming are rual folk of foreigners that don't speak Gaeilge and english with a noticable accent?
Lack of Irish is a non-issue, and Irish people tend to be fairly accommodating of people with dodgy English. You may struggle with our accents though.

>That's always been the way with Teste
I know, but the initial shock factor isn't going away despite how many images I see. Some images are better than others though.
>image
Her legs look really... thicc or something?
>I watched the first episode and lost interest
Did you start Mahouka yet?

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It has little practical use, but it's a nice language.

Thank you for the answer!

>Her legs look really... thicc or something?
Watermelon-crushing tier.

>Did you start Mahouka yet?
Nope.

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>2018 years since supposedly some carpenter is Shiteral was born
>Kids on /éire/ still get into pissing contests on how non normie they are
Ha ha, damn Redditors and roasties BTFO. You'll stop caring about how your autism is a badge of honour when ye grow up lads. Even /r9k/ doesn't do this shit as much

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>some carpenter is Shiteral was born
Indeed.

>You'll stop caring about how your autism is a badge of honour when ye grow up lads
How much longer until I'm "grown up"? 30's? 40's? 50's?

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>Normalfags are always raving about it though.
Has been a while,believe most of them have lost interest
Of course, it depends on your definition of Normalfags
>Her legs look really... thicc or something?
Suzuya truly is best girl

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Some material for you Lux.

>Nope
Planning to soon? If so make sure to grab me some nice screens. I don't really have any.
Do you rewatch anime series very often?

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What ever age you get tired of having the need to flip out and over analyse everything, it's just so exhausting

>Suzuya truly is best girl
Is she your shipfu? Have you finally fallen?

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>Planning to soon?
No idea.

>If so make sure to grab me some nice screens
I don't really take screenshots when watching anime.

>Do you rewatch anime series very often?
Almost never.

>it's just so exhausting
Not really.

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Almost missed the gremlin in the background. Not even wearing a bit of green.

>I don't really take screenshots when watching anime
How disappointing. I've only really started to in the last couple of months, since GuP. Haven't done so in a couple of weeks now though.

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I am not sure what this video is trying to tell me, I know that Ireland is a great place and I know what most of the things in this video are, but what does it want me to do?
It's like an ad for a product that I can't buy
How did you find this?
I suppose they won't have to advertise Ireland In Ireland.
>tiny island
>tiny
You do not know "tiny"
I have yet to marry her

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>Some material for you Lux.
/éire/pol/ was flipping out about that video last night.

>flipping out about that video
Because of the brown brown people being given a passport and such, I presume?

>Almost missed the gremlin in the background
Funny how he's Irish when it suits him.

Also, what the fuck is Leo saying to Pence to make he react lie that.

>It's like an ad for a product that I can't buy
It's a tourism video, primarily for Yanks.

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Yes.

>Funny how he's Irish when it suits him
Don't know what you mean...
>what the fuck is Leo saying to Pence to make he react lie that
"That's right, I do use my partner's semen as a moisturiser."

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>Don't know what you mean...
Really?

>Really?
Nein.

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Paisley Jr. is some greasy looking fucker.

>Paisley Jr. is some greasy looking fucker
And don't you forget it.

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>pic
How do you find such apt images?

What do you think of bitcoin and cryptocurrency lads? Has anyone here actually made money from it?

>How did you find this
Reddit or somewhere, I forget. I saw it in multiple places before watching it.
>You do not know "tiny"
It can't be that small... right? We're all friends here, we won't laugh.
>what does it want me to do
Fall even more in love with us and gibs us money and such.

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>Eye starts itching
It's that time of the year again
>Pic
Is he a relative of Poi?

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>that time of the year again
Allergies?
>Is he a relative
No.

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Wait what? Do you mean those ones where you have to do two captchas before it counts? Because those have been around for ages.

>I have principles
Lying is a sin.

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>Wait what?
Select the images, and then confirm what type of image it is.

>Lying is a sin.
Are you implying that I'm unprincipled.

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>Select the images, and then confirm what type of image it is
Oh that's been around for a while now, I've only gotten it once or twice though. Have you been posting a lot today? Because captchas get worse the more you post in a given period.

>Are you implying that I'm unprincipled
I feel like there should be a question mark here.
Well you do have mixed feelings as when to recognise claims.

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>that one autistic lad in 6th year that did his LC history project on "the history video games".

Sad bastard.

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>did his LC history project on "the history video games"
Sounds kind of familiar actually. What did you do your project on?

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>Sounds kind of familiar actually.
DId you do it on that?
>What did you do your project on?
The Tiananmen square massacre 1989. Although I covered the whole event, so I didn't devote much more than a paragraph to to Tank Man which probably lost me points on it. I got an A2 in ordinary. I always got A1's in history so I was sure I would have in the LC.
Still got an A1 in ordinary business which was a subject I fucking hated. Hated the bitch teacher too and she hated me, but towards the last 6 months or I started co-operating with her so she kinda became nicer and stopped calling me a gobshite.

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>I always got A1's in history so I was sure I would have in the LC
Leaving Cert's graded on a curve. Even if you did A1 material if there were others better than you then they take up the A1 slots.

>Hated the bitch teacher too and she hated me
You and me both. Sucks because we had a good business teacher when she was out on maternity leave.

>Leaving Cert's graded on a curve. Even if you did A1 material if there were others better than you then they take up the A1 slots.
Really? That's a load of bollocks, why would they do that to people? Shower of cunts.

All this talk of hated teachers reminds me that I got the hots for the two teachers that were cunts to me in secondary school. Though to be fair I had the hots for most of the teachers in my secondary school.

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>DId you do it on that
No, but I think I heard about someone in our school doing something similar.
>The Tiananmen square massacre 1989
That's pretty cool desu, I hadn't heard of it before. Nice to see people branching out from the usual stuff like Ireland and WWII.
What interested you about that exactly? Find China interesting?

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>why would they do that to people?
Something with the points system. There always has to be a certain amount of each grade, which also means there has to be a certain amount of failures. I think they don't do it if you get it rechecked though.

>I hadn't heard of it before
>Poi has become such a commie that he obeys China's censorship laws

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Most of my teachers were cunts, my school was full of knackers so they never were calm except for in some of the little resource classes where there was a relaxed atmosphere you could actually fucking learn in.
None of them were really attractive either. But when we did have an attractive one it just made me uncomfortable, especially because half the class was openly joking about her arse and stuff. One lad poked her arse with a pencil when she bent over to help another student.

>I hadn't heard of it before.
How the fuck son?

>China's censorship laws
They're just thinking of the kids and their pure minds user.
Are you looking out for the kids?

>How the fuck son?
Don't know desu.

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That image is full pedo.

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>They're just thinking of the kids and their pure minds
There is nothing pure left in China.
>user
Holy fucking rude.
>Don't know desu
You have a tendency to raise a lot of questions.

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>Holy fucking rude
I'll name one of my rockets after in Surviving Mars. How's that for an apology?

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>There is nothing pure left in China.
While most of the country has become an ultra-capitalised industrial wasteland there still are plenty of places in China that has purity. Places like Inner Mongolia and the Gobi dessert. Some mountain regions too but they won't last long before being consumed I reckon.

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Apology accepted. May it pierce the heavens.

>Inner Mongolia
Commies fear the steppe warrior.
>Gobi dessert
It's pretty hard to fuck up a desert in fairness.

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Is anyone going to do something for the day of the Patrick?
And the rest of the weekend?

>and gibs us money and such.
Bad attitude for a communist
>It can't be that small... right?
Sure I need less validation than you do about that one

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That was a nice Angelus, some beautiful shots of the coastline.

>youtube results in black and white
Nice touch. Also interesting to see that you use it in French.
>Is anyone going to do something for the day of the Patrick?
No plans desu. How's the parade in Luxland?

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> interesting to see that you use it in French.
It's a pain to change the YouTube settings desu
>No plans desu.
Is it going to be a 3-day weekend?
No parades you are going to watch?
>How's the parade
Afraid you'll have a hard time finding one

>Is it going to be a 3-day weekend?
There's a bank holiday Monday so yes.
>No parades you are going to watch?
Can't be bothered desu.
>Afraid you'll have a hard time finding one
Haram. Report this to the Irish embassy immediately.

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>Report this to the Irish embassy immediately.
The ambassador is called Carpenter, doubt he will care much
>Can't be bothered desu.
Why?
Normies?
Too far away?

Brits were right about the Irish you don't need to be dark colored to be a nigger. Thomas Carlyle explained correctly why mickniggers cannot be trusted even with a goat.

>Why?
Not really interested enough to justify going out, the weather's due bad and I'll probably sleep through it anyway.
>Too far away?
Not an issue for me.

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>Autistria talking about trustworthyness

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What’s it like being the japan of the west?

>Island culture that weirdo foreigners are obsessed with but don’t understand with a wanked warrior past

Did they move up the cut off date. I think I was only allowed to do as far as like 1985 when I did the LC

>deich

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>trí

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>Benin (or Benignus), son of the chieftain Secsnen, joined Saint Patrick's group

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But we don't have an invincible history or a high national IQ

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>Tomorrow is every other country trying to outdrink us & failing miserably day again
Fecking hell it comes quick.

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>brag about getting planning permission for a wind farm quashed to help out a wealthy realtor
>nothing will happen

shit tier banana republic we live in

Windfarms are a blight.

dont give a shite, not the point

Then what is the point?

the point is he went out of his way to get the planning turned down because trump asked him to, its fuck all to do with him he doesnt work for an bord plaenala, just another example of corrupt dail eireann

All he did was tell the Clare county council that the windmills would disrupt the view and affect tourism. Nothing was set in stone either, the proposal could've easily been denied regardless and as Varadkar said he probably didn't affect the final decision. It's just a little story he told to give a connection between him and the current president of the USA that everyone's blowing wildly out of proportion.