Why aren't you a nudist Sup Forums?

Why aren't you a nudist Sup Forums?

I don't want to frighten children

Nudism is anti-capitalist

Because my dangly bits have passed on from "entertaining" to "amusing"

Nudism is degenerate and anti-white.

ozone hole is bad news for your skin

I am a nudist, though. I just think it should be done indoors or in shade. Nude swimming is far better than swimming with a fucking suit

you never see in theses pic hairy people

Not my thing, but I don't have a problem with nudity.

because the last thing i need is a boner if i see a loli out and about in feminist society

Because I'm a guy and I'd probably be accused of "exist-raping" every woman in my immediate vicinity.
Also it gets cold where I am and I don't want frostbite on my junk.

Its cold as shit outside

nudism in Germany usually means a bunch of old hippies plus maybe their embarassed grandchildren

Also ""nudism"" which is prostitution

>public nudity isn't legal or socially acceptable
>slight exhibitionist tendencies, would get aroused from being naked in public
>small nob
I think it's for the best.

>i was born with CF
>get over it

I am okay with nudity, but not with strangers. I like wearing cute outfits though too. I would maybe be naked around friends sometimes if it were acceptable

insecurity is something guys always mention but it's actually not an issue once you've done it a little bit

I was treated like shit for my looks because I have a bit of spinal curvature but I was hit on by a hot rich guy on a nude beach so it was actually quite good for my ego. I have a small dick when it's flaccid, too. It's not a big deal.

because I don't shave past my neck, and i don't want to subject the world to the jungle. I am a very hairy man. It's like someone stuck a hotdog through a ball of steel wool down there.

Well it's a bit easier when you're a fag, your lot tend to be a bit friskier. Modern women are a lot more judgmental.

We're also born covered in vaginal fluids, blood, and possibly shit/urine.

risky

I can afford nice clothes.

Nudism is pretty much just an excuse to look and nekkid kids "legally"

That's why it's so popular in Germoney

We were also born unable to speak, so I guess language is a bad thing?

the majority of nudist are fat old people

>Wanting to get charged with rape
>current year

>404 flag doesn't exist
Wat

nudists tend to be more laid-back

It's Andorra.

Because I'm worried my cat might attack my dick

Also needed our ass wiped.

Most people do not look good nekkid.

>Nudism is pretty much just an excuse to look and nekkid kids "legally"
No, it's not.

This hysteria about kids is like the new witchcraft.

It's getting to the point where they're all going to be put into burkas

Looked like the town rapist flag at first to me.

>degenerate
yes
>anti-white
wat

Society wont allow it. Health and hygiene reasons more importantly.
But I agree that the idea of being afraid/disgusted by naked bodies is stupid as fuck.
I especially don't think it's a big deal for tits to be out. It's not a reproductive organ.

>the majority of nudist are fat old people

I went to the gay nude beach in Maui.

No old fat people. All young and in shape.

The hetero side also didn't have any particular abundance of old or fat.

Nudism encourages people to get into better shape.

I WAS ALSO BORN FREE!!!!

> Walk on beach for cardio
> walk by nude beach section
> majority of people there are white

explain how it is anti-white. degenerate, there can be an argument made.

>Why aren't you a nudist

Because rotating machinery.

>Most people do not look good nekkid.
You don't focus on them anymore than you focus on ugly people at a mall or anywhere else

you will look at the good-looking ones. Clothes don't change that

>Health and hygiene reasons more importantly.
Utterly irrelevant at a beach

because replacing my office chair every few days is a waste of money

I'm a nudist at home. Can't handle the 35°C all the fucking day.

Looks like Taured to me.

Very relevant in day to day life.

I was born by c-section, so I wasn't born with my mother's orgasm juice on me.

I would if I could

It's Asia/Pacific but Hiro fucked up the flags.
Get greasemonkey and search for Sup Forums flag fixer, there should be a script to fix it on github.

>Very relevant in day to day life.
You're using a straw man.

There are plenty of ways to do nudism without hygiene being an issue.

Let me guess, you also argue in favor of genital mutilation with the discredited hygiene angle, too.

I would get cold senpai

My gf and I are nudists inside our house but going outside nude in Australia means automatic skin cancer

I'm sorry?

I was born to shoot planes
Get over it

FUCK I CAN'T EVEN ATTACH A PICTURE CORRECTLY

JUST KILL ME ALREADY GOD DAMN

the shrinkage

and expose my body to the niggers, spics, and mudslimes?
no think you, this body armor is nude enough for me

It gets awfully cold up here.

I'm not sure if I should be a nudist. Can someone show me what they look like in the nude so that I can make a more informed decision as to whether or not this lifestyle appeals to me?

Nothing fancy, just straight up nude, no erections or anything, don't try too hard.

>I'm not sure if I should be a nudist
No one wants to see your hippo burger ass anyway

same

That's nice Dmitry, but it doesn't address my concerns.

>no clothes
>no meat
>no borders
>no cars
>no condoms

Whats next? No house, no medicine?