You live in Europe. You'll never own land and you'll always drive a tiny meme car...

You live in Europe. You'll never own land and you'll always drive a tiny meme car. Your gf small boobs and ugly feet (if you even have a gf)

Come to American. Own land, get a comfy car, and a sexy gf.

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>brown eyes

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And drink Coca-Cola™!

>you'll always drive a tiny meme car.

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Whiter than you norwefag

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All land is owned in the USA as well, though.

And then get shot.

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excuse me but I'm quite sure European women have cuter feet than American women

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it costs a gorillion dollars to get a small house in norway. not the same here (unless you live in boston, or san francisco)

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nuh uh

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>You'll never own land and you'll always drive a tiny meme car
As opposed to a shithole suburb and a pollution-spering shit-tier broken-down American """"automobile""""???
>Your gf small boobs and ugly feet
Literally nothing wrong with this

I'm inheriting a ton of land with hundreds of olive trees, though.

>hey user, where are you from again?
>you sound french!
>my friend jimmy said you don't like america, why are you so mean?
>is it true that you are afraid of guns???? you're such a baby!
>do you wanna go to the beach with us? come on take off your shirt!

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No it isn't. Even my meme county has ~5000 parcels of land up for grabs in its land bank.

>pollution-spering shit-tier broken-down American """"automobile""""
You do realize that the united states has stricter emissions standards than the EU, which is why VW was able to fool EU regulators for decades but we caught them? Euro regulations care more about fuel efficiency rather than toxin emissions. Plus, 50% of cars in Europe are *fart fart fart BRAAAAP* diesels that fart out cancer at each intersection. Also, literally in no fantasy are European cars known for being reliable. It's the opposite. Your BMW will be in the shop 3 times before your five year mark for major replacements.

>All land is owned in the USA as well, though.
You can still homestead in Alaska.

>You called us what? El goblino, what's that?

>small boobs
shape > size.

>As opposed to a shithole suburb
lmfao

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>pollution-spering shit-tier broken-down American """"automobile""""???
Euro-diesels spew sooty, smelly exhaust full of more carcinogens than a gasoline engine and have been linked to asthma in children.

I thank Wodan for being born in Europe.

What state is this and is it /o/ friendly.

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It's time to come home.

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but american girls would bully me because of my accent

>tattoos
>dye their mutthairs to look like europeans
lol

Where do Americans buy those toddler clothing?

the fuk u say about me, cracka?

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I am home.

Flip flops and pants?

>all that fucking lawn to serve absolutely no purpose other than destroy local biodiversity
Would it hurt to leave some more natural grass growing that'll actually reach blossom and produce seeds and provide shelter and a more natural environment to small animals?

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They would bully your penis with their vaginas you mean.

I'm trying to be quite honest buddy

Except I own land, you dumb retard. I inherited land from both sides of my family because the king gave them arable land after world war 1.

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god l wish that were me

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you must be the king of gypsies

Romanians are not invited.

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Yes, I made all my money by stealing it from norwegians.

If you're in the green line you are invited. If you are not then you must stay away.

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Not really, i don't think they fancy europoor accents tbqh

Turkey has less crime, a universal healthcare and is both socially and legally against degeneracy.

In comparison with America. Let it sink in for a moment.

They do man. You have no idea.

>mfw a turk posts under a european flag near me

Whiter than you, mehmet.

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Omaha, yes.


PICK YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GF

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8 obviously. The chances of a successful marriage are highest.

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>live in erurope
>never get shot
feels bad :(

Yes I indeed have my vaccinations.

>live in europe
>never get a big corn-fed midwestern hoe
feel bad for you

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Literally nothing wrong with getting shot.

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Also since when do American high schools have uniforms?

Is that the only thing eurobros can say they have? A meme? Come on don’t be so down I’m sure where you live is great.

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You got me

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it's private

That's a private Catholic school. You can tell from the filename.

>nebraska
Too landcucked for me, sorry.

I guess someone with a British accent would sound cool to americans, but continentals sound kind of weird to you, no?

It's a private catholic school, they always have a uniform or a strict dress code.

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But I already land.

Three of my female friends from university ended up marrying Scandinavian guys, so you tell me.

>catholic
Yikes!

Houses and cars are impractical. People should be forced to live in apartment buildings and use public transportation.

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BLACKED

Caught another one boys

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I guarantee half of them are protestants. It's easy to get scholarships to private Catholic schools so that's why a lot of non-Catholics attend.

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we have both in america. Fancy ass apartment buildings are popping up everywhere instead of african american 'buildings'

>You'll never own land

Do Europeans use hectares or meters to measure large plots of land?

How many people do you know own more than 2 hectares, or about 1 acre?

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>protestants
Yikes!

Ah yes, s*Cialist modernist '''''''''''''''''design''''''''''''''''''''

Hectares. I don't know people in the first place.

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how about all your r/europe friends?

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>wanting to live in a small stinky 1980s euro-apartment

that building is DIRTY! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Ah okay, what do Germans call those little plots of land that they rent to grow gardens?

I saw some by Frankfurt, they all had little sheds for tools and a garden or flowers

It's price of social progress

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Rate my apartment complex. It's a big area of land with lots of buildings that look like this.

1045 sq feet (~97 sq meters) for $780 a month. One bedroom plus a big loft I turned into an office (my cat loves to look down from the loft over the rest of the apartment)

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Just Kleingarten, literally small garden, or Schrebergarten after Schreber, a doctor from Leipzig and one of the pioneers of the idea of making green spaces available to the urban population, originally as play areas for children. Only later was it popularized to use them for gardening by adults, and eventually partition them.

do you think merica doesn't have buildings like those

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it's finnish accent that sound weird

looks weird as fuck

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>mfw my dad works with nokia
Sometimes he works at home so I can hear his conference calls and his Finnish coworkers always make laugh . What a fucking hilarious accent. Nice people tho

The weak luxury condo vs the strong peoples block

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When we saw them my friend asked the bus driver if that was where the Jews lived.

>Come to American. Own land, get a comfy car, and a sexy gf.
what happens if i am mexican?

House looks okay but I'll never understand the Anglo obsession with plain, useless fucking lawns covering 90% of the green space. There's that one tree on the left but it's more ornamental than anything.

many.

how about these

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In rural places is it common to own more than 20 hectares?