ITT: All of Sup Forums wakes up in an lost island.
ITT: All of Sup Forums wakes up in an lost island
Jacob Lopez
Carson Rivera
IT’S MY FUCKING ISLAND BRITBURKAS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isaiah Russell
australians already did
hæhæhæ
Samuel Gomez
Kek
Personally I just hope it's not Sicily
Henry Sanders
It's Easter Island
Anthony Parker
So... White genocide when?
William Sanders
no
Hunter Wood
as soon as we wake up we kill the wh*tes
Parker Rogers
easter?
Evan Powell
KARA BOĞA
wh*Tiods must die, and we will begin a new BLACK generation!
Blake Gonzalez
gay sex behind the trees...
Adrian Martinez
I gather a team of others until we're 5 men strong, then we round up as many finnbois as possible and take them as concubines and slaves. We claim a territory we can defend and guard our finnish boy pussy with our lives.
Others will be permitted to spend a night with one of them in exchange for the head of a leaf, which will be mounted on a spike at the gates of our compound
Jonathan Martinez
Dokdo belongs to the Koreans, everyone else go swim!!
Camden Russell
French bois...
Australia...
Jaxon Rodriguez
>I gather a team of others until we're 5 men strong,
who would be your preferred picks
Ryder Bailey
Make a fire, go fishing, take down some trees, make a boat and GTFO.
Camden Ward
Oh no...
Samuel Murphy
>spend a night with one of them in exchange for the head of a leaf
man, this seems like a good plan
can I help even if I'm not one of the 5 men? I just wanna see leaf heads mounted on spikes
Eli Brooks
American - the sharpshooter
Kiwi - the sidekick
Russian - the hunter
German - the engineer
I don't like the idea of having to live with an american or a german but its practical.
Nathan Bailey
i call dibs on this one
back the fuck off everyone
Wyatt Miller
Freedom?
Adrian Bennett
Let's have a referendum.
Jordan Foster
suddenly they can live the Atlas Shrugging eerience
William Gomez
when the anglo genocide arrives, that man will be the first to go
Benjamin Foster
>mfw I some how sneak in plenty of guns and ammo
Caleb Baker
>Turks die immediatly
>Anglos are hunted down and enslaved
>/balk/ claims shittiest part of the island and fights over it
>autistic countries like Finland and Japan make a raft so they don't have to talk to anyone
Oh
>and no gf's except maybe one that gets killed/raped
Elijah Jenkins
>in our part of the island you can have TWO SPEARS
>suck on that you're just jealous of our freedom and wall
>you better watch out because we're not going to let socialism exists here
>Manifest Destiny v.2
Owen Butler
A Russian because the ones here are in universities.
A Greek because they are the best sidekicks.
A Turk because I need someone to do dangerous suicide missions.
A Indian because doctors are important.
A Finnish/Japanese because I want a story arc of getting people out of their shell.
Cooper Butler
>Can't even take one tiny island
>Thinks he can satisfy a cuteboi Finn
I claim
Ryder Lee
you better shut that shit down right now, amerifat, or i'll skewer you like the fucking pig that you are
Jacob Morris
OK OK OK let's organize
Russia builds houses, hunts, finds potable water, and makes a fire.
We have sex with Finland (only boys please).
Everyone else can swim away from our island right now.
Samuel Hall
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Noah Rivera
*time travels to the past from an alternate version of the future*
Julian Lee
we kill all americans
Asher Butler
We're all dead anyway lol
Nathaniel Flores
Leave the siesta/fiesta department to me
Easton Cook
THE ISLAND CHIEF PROMISED US FREE GIBS TO VOTE HIM
HE WON
WHERE ARE OUR GIBS
Jaxson Hill
Me @you
Tyler Young
*spreads diseases*
Jayden Nguyen
Kek I got this reference
Caleb Green
Gay sex...
Jace Nguyen
Since no one has not said it, place will be called Finnish Khanate.
Dominic Allen
Stay back kids, I'll do the exploring
Asher Watson
Tilted Towers
Jason Baker
Last time you did you died of Malaria.
Cooper Ramirez
*successfully colonises island*
Logan Morales
We'll do everything else
Luis Brooks
i take everyones beers and drink until i throew up again for the 2nd time in one night and none of u do will do a single thing because im already covered in vomit mother fuckers