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/norgetråden/ edition

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hate life want to die x

how would you describe this face?

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essential viewing

Wish Russia would stop murdering Russians and just degenerates in my country desu.

have no idea how discord works

lads

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Mouth breather

>How old are you?
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Norway is our greatest ally

We must always support Norway.

grow up

hope nobody notices the mistake i made in the last thread

*tucks away and hides behind a tree for a few hours*

Socialism doesn't work

Supposed to be my day off but toilberg just called me in for a night shift tonight

Haven’t had a day off since the 5th and my next isn’t until Tuesday

Toil is killing me lads

this but unironically
they send us a christmas tree every year

i'm 28

peng

Prove it

strapped a gopro to my bollocks lads

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one that's better looking than mine but still a bit ugs

laughably bad

what do you work as

Have 846.12 USD to my name

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

got suckered into doing a college trivia tournament all day tomorrow and it's too late to back out
the state of me

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>prove reality

at least you wont be at home alone on friday night haha x

*gives you Christmas tree*
*casually siphons off some North Sea oil on the way out*

>not just having a part time toil

what's wrong with you

that'll sit well in my expanding coffers when you're collected by the Yanken Securtan Brigaden

love cronenberg so much

its also his birthday today

what about tangible assets?

You mean the jeopardy you were excited for yesterday?

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Deputy manager at Aldi

no, not the same poster
this is like university challenge or brainbowl

fuck off jordan

>norgetråden
>no Norge
Can Brits even make a thread right, considering they failed at Brexit and at light snow

fucking sea jew cunt 1v1 me off the dogger bank

The best striker in the PL right now, just LOOK at this

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0 USD

some of you lads were still in the womb when I started posting on /brit/

lads im actually in shock
earlier today me and my girlfriend were making out when her parents called

so she took the call, put one hand over my mouth and started to give me a FUCKING BLOWJOB while in the middle of a family group call until letting me cum in her mouth
literally the most intense orgasm ive ever had

my god; shes a freak - its unbelievable

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we voted brexit
be gone

Sue's looking good

haha yeah, anyway the toilet's second door on the right mate chop chop

so you don't own the device you're browsing /brit/ with?

need to make elves real and then get an elf gf

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Didn't happen

women's sexuality is sociopathic

unironically browsing on a stolen laptop

I have back pain. Don't feel like bending down.

he just stuck his leg out, the little chink did all the work

At least you get a deanomobile though

no she didn't
be quiet

I don't believe this post
but if you're the oxford bender, I 100% believe this post

Any lads cash in big at Cheltenham?

Bullshit. Do you have parents? You have at least $400k in inheritance.

how could she talk with your cock in her mouth

>chink

rude, his name is Son and he's based af

just got a random quarter of weed thru the mail, what to do lads

imagine the shame and embarrassment being her dad having such a massive slag for a daughter

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Re: The Morrow

Hi user,

Thanks for your hard work today. Those 11 hours of mind numbing electrical mining was a job well done.

Unfortunately you did not comply with the Office Anti-Racism agreement by using the word 'br*wn' so I will have to ask you to stick around until Tuesday and do the techno-facturing conveyor belt to cover Muhammad as he goes on stress relief.

Note that as punishment you will not be paid for this.

You will also be effectively castrated.

Thanks user,

Solomon Toilberg -- CEO of Shekel Manufacturing Services

No I don’t that’s an area manager :(

have always picked elves in games where there's an option
elves>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dwarves

oxford

Become Antifragile or die.

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been alone for so long i have forgotten what intimacy with another human feels like

I'll test it for you to make sure you got good bud

actually so bored

have very little pressing university work at the moment

none of my friends are about

don't have any novels to read

don't like watching tv or film if its not the evening

Where the oilniggaz at?

>women's sexuality is sociopathic

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no niggers in /brit/

>tangible

won £60 on the gold cup, only bet i've placed all week
cheeky tenner on native river @ 5/1

alright chad

humans beat both

>talking on the phone
>dick in mouth
>sounds from dick sucking

yeah this did not happen at all and you're a fucking virgin spastic for posting it

Mine did this once. I somehow convinced her to give me a foot job in a full restaurant once too. She also always used to wear skirts so I could finger her anytime

anyone doing owt fun for Paddy's day? I'm going to a house party with a keg and a gram of charlie, should be fun
peak times mate

tell me what to do please

i cant handle this level of boredom

bit boring though isn't it

vommed at this post

mate is becoming a normie and meeting girls kill me

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your house

why do non irish people do st patrick day stuff that's so weird is it something to do with friends?

Nice one lad, I heard the race and it sounded pretty exciting desu

Rounds on you huh?

Do you have the report I asked for user?

wish i had a gun

>text the girl I slept with last weekend a few hours ago
>Seen, no reply

Welp, guess that one's done for :s

>Anime

not even once

wonder if it hurts

i dunno mate u somehow managed to make friends which is more than i've ever done

my mate got a really ugly gf and likes to imply he is somehow superior to me because of it. he absolutely seethes when I make remarks like "well I hope she has a good personality at least" when he shows me a picture of her

god i wish that were me

American girls are sluts

is he okay?

Well it's also a uni friend's birthday, but their house have basically rolled it into a St Patrick's Day party

already smoked a bit, its fucking shite, get me high for about 30 minutes max, might just leave it at a random bristol street corner and post the location on brit

I'm a virgin, and that's good. I will never be a chad, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.