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hate life want to die x
how would you describe this face?
essential viewing
Wish Russia would stop murdering Russians and just degenerates in my country desu.
have no idea how discord works
lads
Mouth breather
>How old are you?
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Norway is our greatest ally
We must always support Norway.
grow up
hope nobody notices the mistake i made in the last thread
*tucks away and hides behind a tree for a few hours*
Socialism doesn't work
Supposed to be my day off but toilberg just called me in for a night shift tonight
Haven’t had a day off since the 5th and my next isn’t until Tuesday
Toil is killing me lads
this but unironically
they send us a christmas tree every year
i'm 28
peng
Prove it
strapped a gopro to my bollocks lads
one that's better looking than mine but still a bit ugs
laughably bad
what do you work as
Have 846.12 USD to my name
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
got suckered into doing a college trivia tournament all day tomorrow and it's too late to back out
the state of me
>prove reality
at least you wont be at home alone on friday night haha x
*gives you Christmas tree*
*casually siphons off some North Sea oil on the way out*
>not just having a part time toil
what's wrong with you
that'll sit well in my expanding coffers when you're collected by the Yanken Securtan Brigaden
love cronenberg so much
its also his birthday today
what about tangible assets?
You mean the jeopardy you were excited for yesterday?
Deputy manager at Aldi
no, not the same poster
this is like university challenge or brainbowl
fuck off jordan
>norgetråden
>no Norge
Can Brits even make a thread right, considering they failed at Brexit and at light snow
fucking sea jew cunt 1v1 me off the dogger bank
The best striker in the PL right now, just LOOK at this
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some of you lads were still in the womb when I started posting on /brit/
lads im actually in shock
earlier today me and my girlfriend were making out when her parents called
so she took the call, put one hand over my mouth and started to give me a FUCKING BLOWJOB while in the middle of a family group call until letting me cum in her mouth
literally the most intense orgasm ive ever had
my god; shes a freak - its unbelievable
we voted brexit
be gone
Sue's looking good
haha yeah, anyway the toilet's second door on the right mate chop chop
so you don't own the device you're browsing /brit/ with?
need to make elves real and then get an elf gf
Didn't happen
women's sexuality is sociopathic
unironically browsing on a stolen laptop
I have back pain. Don't feel like bending down.
he just stuck his leg out, the little chink did all the work
At least you get a deanomobile though
no she didn't
be quiet
I don't believe this post
but if you're the oxford bender, I 100% believe this post
Any lads cash in big at Cheltenham?
Bullshit. Do you have parents? You have at least $400k in inheritance.
how could she talk with your cock in her mouth
>chink
rude, his name is Son and he's based af
just got a random quarter of weed thru the mail, what to do lads
imagine the shame and embarrassment being her dad having such a massive slag for a daughter
To: user
Re: The Morrow
Hi user,
Thanks for your hard work today. Those 11 hours of mind numbing electrical mining was a job well done.
Unfortunately you did not comply with the Office Anti-Racism agreement by using the word 'br*wn' so I will have to ask you to stick around until Tuesday and do the techno-facturing conveyor belt to cover Muhammad as he goes on stress relief.
Note that as punishment you will not be paid for this.
You will also be effectively castrated.
Thanks user,
Solomon Toilberg -- CEO of Shekel Manufacturing Services
No I don’t that’s an area manager :(
have always picked elves in games where there's an option
elves>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dwarves
oxford
Become Antifragile or die.
been alone for so long i have forgotten what intimacy with another human feels like
I'll test it for you to make sure you got good bud
actually so bored
have very little pressing university work at the moment
none of my friends are about
don't have any novels to read
don't like watching tv or film if its not the evening
Where the oilniggaz at?
>women's sexuality is sociopathic
no niggers in /brit/
>tangible
won £60 on the gold cup, only bet i've placed all week
cheeky tenner on native river @ 5/1
alright chad
humans beat both
>talking on the phone
>dick in mouth
>sounds from dick sucking
yeah this did not happen at all and you're a fucking virgin spastic for posting it
Mine did this once. I somehow convinced her to give me a foot job in a full restaurant once too. She also always used to wear skirts so I could finger her anytime
anyone doing owt fun for Paddy's day? I'm going to a house party with a keg and a gram of charlie, should be fun
peak times mate
tell me what to do please
i cant handle this level of boredom
bit boring though isn't it
vommed at this post
mate is becoming a normie and meeting girls kill me
your house
why do non irish people do st patrick day stuff that's so weird is it something to do with friends?
Nice one lad, I heard the race and it sounded pretty exciting desu
Rounds on you huh?
Do you have the report I asked for user?
wish i had a gun
>text the girl I slept with last weekend a few hours ago
>Seen, no reply
Welp, guess that one's done for :s
>Anime
not even once
wonder if it hurts
i dunno mate u somehow managed to make friends which is more than i've ever done
my mate got a really ugly gf and likes to imply he is somehow superior to me because of it. he absolutely seethes when I make remarks like "well I hope she has a good personality at least" when he shows me a picture of her
god i wish that were me
American girls are sluts
is he okay?
Well it's also a uni friend's birthday, but their house have basically rolled it into a St Patrick's Day party
already smoked a bit, its fucking shite, get me high for about 30 minutes max, might just leave it at a random bristol street corner and post the location on brit
I'm a virgin, and that's good. I will never be a chad, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.