>Did you hear the thunder ???
>No
>Listen !
>BRAAAAAAP
Is this joke popular in your country ? VERY popular french joke hahaha
Did you hear the thunder ???
Joshua Adams
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Landon Thompson
lmao what the fuck
Josiah Bennett
no leaf allowed itt btw
Ethan Ward
Really makes me think
Tyler Long
no, but we have something similar:
>do you hear the rain?
>no
>listen!
>GLURGGGGSPRTTTFF
Jacob Hall
maybe l shouldn't have created the thread
Henry Bennett
>can you swin?
>yes
>*spits on his face*
Dominic Phillips
We have a similar joke in the US.
>Is it raining?
>No
>Listen !
>Gets shot in school/cinema/mall/concert
Austin Richardson
we have
>have you ever milked the cow?
>no
>close your eyes and tug on this lad
>hhnnnnn phwoooaaa hnnn there's a good fella
William Richardson
I know one, it's:
>"SHUT UP EVERYONE"
>they all shut up and look at you
>BRAAAAAAPP
Justin Ramirez
>are you feeling good?
>yes
>look
>stabs liver with a knife
Aaron Gonzalez
Here is a classic piece of American comedy:
>Hey, look at this!
>They look at you
>Whip out your pistol and shoot them in the eye
Lincoln Smith
a woman told that joke to me
disgusting
Ryder Jackson
god I wish that were me
Sebastian Baker
That's kind of hot.
Aiden Martin
cool
Nicholas Morgan
cool thread; bump
Carson Evans
I once saw the police twist which i prefer
>Hey, look at this!
>They look at you
>"I SAID HANDS ON THE WALL"
>Whip out your pistol and shoot them in the eye
Parker Gomez
Another bump. These jokes are amazing.
David Garcia
Thunder
Thunder
Lightning and the thunder *BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Levi Fisher
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Juan Richardson
Top quality joke. Amaze me with your swedish humour please.
Matthew Clark
THESE ARE THE COMEDY GOLDS
>"Does your family know you're fucking retarded?"
>"Hey"
>"What"
>"I put (the dick) in you"
>"What noise do you make when you get fucked?"
>"Put your ear close, I have to tell a secret"
>"yeah what"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
or
>*blurp*
Grayson Collins
Wasn't there a famous professional farter from France called Petoman or sth like that?
Jonathan James
>"Put your ear close, I have to tell a secret"
>"yeah what"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
those fucking sucked, during my childhood everyone did that to me
Joseph Thompson
Julian Morgan
americans really do this : ?
Adam Jackson
Donald duck is having a stroke?
Aiden Bennett
>not getting an erection
Levi Brooks
> me: "Have you told your parents you are gay?
>them: no
>me: haha ur gay lol suck my dick
>:them: *proceeds to suck my dick cos they are gay*
Hunter Rodriguez
Haha I love it when my friends play pranks on me like that