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Nothing was the same edition

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looks like a nigger

Colonise Antarctica.

alri

ketamine

>depression

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>the so-called Oxford 'bender'

decent

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and here comes the ol pression
mmmmm yes thats the stuff

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can't believe that lad's flirting with a female Sup Forumsack
fucking weird as shit

cocaine

whats anything for?

Oxford, Oxford bender
Hes the gayest twat in history
He likes to shag trannies even though they got a fanny

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train to london on the morrow

why do eastern euros love fantasy so much?

Why yes, I do identify as "bent"

it is real though

just think its bandied around too much as a term

in my eyes its only depression if you rarely leave bed

anything else is just being upset

'You were never really here' is top brass kino

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if i was an eastern euro i'd try to forget about reality too

to escape their miserable shithole

>it is real though

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imagine being on fatu hiva with her without any electronics or advanced technology

the girl replied "good" "if you werent a virgin i would stop talking to you" what the fuck is this moral shite

the british creativity syndrome
when you live in such a grey and depression shithole where there's not much to do, you get creative and try to find ways to entertain yourself

dont believe anyone here that says theyve talked to a girl intimately (ie not work/business related). its statistically unlikely

it doesnt happen and i actually think this unironically. i genuinely believe over 80% of the 18-30 generation is single based on my observations and experience

shes clearly a nutter

all men are trash

means she'll never fuck you either

she seems fucking weird mate
abort abort abort

>/fr/
good taste in women
> /brit/
shit taste in women
hmm

What would happen if you dyed your brain pink?

you won't get sex until your married

mate dont go near that or your balls WILL be obliterated

>dont believe anyone here that says theyve talked to a girl intimately (ie not work/business related). its statistically unlikely
>it doesnt happen and i actually think this unironically. i genuinely believe over 80% of the 18-30 generation is single based on my observations and experience

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>rich
>goes to Oxford
>endless sexual partners

yam

Is she really going out with him?

poo
poo nigger

tweets that didn't age well

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business idea: a new /brit/ character called Cambridge faggot

man I wish crazy women were interested in me
all I get is late 20s women who look at me and see a project - something that they can fix; or I get 40+ women who just want attention from anything

>faggot
a yank exchange student i assume?

From my observations:

15% long stable relations
10% hookups occasionally
50% short flings/relationships but rarely
25% zero action ever

swedish kebab pizza is unironically good

no, a bundle of sticks

this same with sci fi in the states, they are arrogant and think they are smarter than everyone else while living essentially third world lives in a first world country

think Rowling ever wanted to fuck Radcliffe? be a bit hot for some reason I can't put my finger on

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militant feminism suits you better; good call

Oxford bender is almost as notorious as 190, experts in riling up /brit/

innit
he knows what buttons to push and he gets the same results every time

wahey good evening everybody it is I, the wacky chinese straight guy from Cambridge who is dating a qt British boy who looks like a girl!!!!!

Why are Eggheads contestants always such soycunts?

umm... wtf is wrong with you white people???

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If you leave, don't leave now
Please don't take my heart away
Promise me just one more night
Then we'll go our separate ways

We've always had time on our sides
But now it's fading fast
Every second
Every moment
We've got to, we've gotta make it last

I touch you once I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I needed you then
You always said we'd still be friends someday

If you leave
I won't cry
I won't waste one single day
But if you leave, don't look back

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chad doesn't bother to learn anything

Patriarchy

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dont understand how the first man tricked the first woman to let him put his explorer in cavern

who is this creature you are spamming

when we going to kick out these dangerous snake like ruskies lads.

>waaa why are you being racist!!!!!!!1

>hahaha white people cannot dance and are into freaky kinky shit

Russians out
Muslim rape gangs in

>look in mirror
>bitch-tits havent grown by at east 0.003%

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have had sex with a girl multiple times and with multiple girls but not at the same time haha

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foo fighters are uniroincally great 2bh

hello dad

think they are so boring cant believe they are so popular not hating on you but on them

>going 5 seconds without criticising white males

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The Smiths are incredibly overrated

sitting here farting myself just about into the fifth dimension

none of my male relations are bald but they all have extremely high hairlines, mines getting equally high but is also wispy, very very fine and just vile to look at
shall be scraping it off sooner or later

this

Lads im texting girl but shes autistic, how do i go about doing this, she basically told me shes a nazi who did nothing wrong and wants to enslave poor people and has more extreme views than me. she also cant carry a conversation for shit

feel bad for people who don't have thick black hair like myself

dont know what an oxford is or a bender is and think I will keep it like that

can it

how can you call them boring

lad give me her number rn

Tea:

Chicken Chow mein(Large)
Beef fried rice
2 bags of prawn crackers
1/2 tesco chocolate cheesecake
1 pack of haribo star mix

A bit of a light tea today lads, mummy gave me the money to order a chinese

dont believe anyone who says they speak to girls it doesnt happen (well it does but extremely rarley)

sounds like you'll be happy together in jaywick

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hair used to be brown but now it's v dark :/ ...

how can u not haha

there are drugs that make you more confident

but are there any drugs that make you more interesting and have stuff to say

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women cannot speak in conversations

dont know what to have for my tea

Imagine a 190 oxford bender hybrid. Constant talk of his pet rock getting bummed while high on drugs.

2-3000 calories

fat cunt

you're an annoying little taint aren't you

>dont believe anyone who says they speak to girls it doesnt happen (well it does but extremely rarley)

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big fan of israeli girls

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Love this flick.

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yes but they are hard to swallow

>nosering
in the bin