Edition: Holly
/brit/
Caleb Rogers
Brandon White
Mommy May vs Holly
umm...I don't think so sweaty xx
Lucas Mitchell
Adam Green
nonce op
Kevin Kelly
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
Logan Reed
ok yank u can stop popping the xan as i'm going up to bed to play on my vita and i don't /brit/ in bed wouldn't want to be here more than I already am after all.
See you all tomorrow as anonymous and then next friday as yank's favourite gimmick
Anthony Foster
ballsack a nigger
Gabriel Powell
owned
Kayden Reed
bloody fucking idiot
Charles Brooks
alri beto
Nathan Kelly
las creturas
Charles Powell
Connor Rivera
just ordered some xans off instagram
Christian James
Nazi baboso
Owen Allen
he is a framelet
Tyler Flores
think I might try this :D
Joshua Taylor
Why is there no sexy shit of this chick online besides this clip
Jordan Allen
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS NIGGA
Cooper Morgan
don't think thats beto 2bh
Julian Young
but that """bender""" has a gf and i still dont
Daniel Jenkins
Where is ur eagle
Josiah Brown
just finished eating my large battered sausage with chips and gravy
Josiah Stewart
Oliver Flores
(a drooling man) I WANT THE SEX!
Jaxon Carter
are we sure this is a female on the left? I have my suspicions
Noah Hughes
i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED a fucking gf
right FUcking nOWWwwWWWWwww w GIve meee a Fucking GFFFFFFFFF
how do I get A FUCKing GF ReeeeeeEEEeeEE
Adam Hernandez
right, where's dave? Gonna fucking obliterate that cunt tonight. Name the topics, buses, techers, macbooks, anything really
Nolan Davis
What's the point of having a gf
Isaac Martinez
Surprise bonus round: Crop tops
Eli Perez
do I get a half pound cheese burger and chips
or
all in one chicken curry/rice and chips chinky tub?
Michael Martinez
3D TVs are obsolete
Dominic Morales
all women are whores
not complaining, just stating facts, simple as
Camden Garcia
business idea: get off /brit/ and speak to women
anyone want to try it?
Juan Ortiz
out-of-this-world brain: strangle your wife
Henry Bailey
uh huh, mmmhm yep yeah........
*walks away and talks to literally anyone else*
Levi Sanders
can't argue with that davey boy
Aiden Peterson
>all women are whores
>not complaining, just stating facts, simple as
Josiah Bailey
IF IT'S GONNA GET PHYSICAL
SLYLY I'M GONNA BRING IN A TOOL
TRY ME YOU CAN GET SLUMPED IN TWO
ONE BANG TWO BANG - SMOKING A ZOOT
Carson Barnes
Shut the fuck up
Christian Cruz
2016 was a hell of a year
Jason Morris
no
Alexander Phillips
to shag it and make it clean your house
Jaxson Walker
women hate sex.
rape is natural
Elijah Wright
Most women are less interesting to talk to than the average loser on here.
Tyler Cox
why yes I do sit in front of my computer on a friday night and complain about my inability to get a gf or lose my virginity
leave the house? go clubbing? speak to wOmEn?!?!!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jackson Kelly
Beto is my puppet. He dances to my tune
Jacob Brooks
not really. 2015 was better
Jaxson Rodriguez
Look after kids (including blowjob)
What the fuck why must you blow the kids
Daniel Ortiz
2017 Was so boring
Isaiah Walker
extremely horny and aggressive on xanax
i could literally beat the shit out of someone and rape them, irregardless of gender
Isaac Hall
>thinks he will get gash by going clubbing
oh deary me
Daniel Flores
the oxford bender is shagging his gf right now and you're sitting here posting on /brit/
Jaxson Collins
Long weekend lads wahey let's get the drinks in
Brayden Parker
hello virgin
Ryder Collins
I prefer to be a based wizard
Lucas Wilson
asking me where my dank's from
cali pack it's not from 'dam son
Juan Roberts
youtube.com
rhythm is fundamental to the spirit lads
Luis Rogers
see
Samuel King
NOT a dirty word
Nathan Baker
woah so insightful. thank you for your post user, for it has enlightened me. For I was a blind man but now I see, I see the light now. I praise your invaluable take on my life, something you know everything about
Luis Ward
THE ELVES AND THE PIXIES AND FUCKING MERLIN?
Xavier Kelly
i could gf the girl somewhjat interested me but i have no fckn clue how because im a mong
Austin Davis
youtube.com
raaaaaaah..
Ayden Scott
Just thought of a killer blow for my mischievous work plot
>cost the company 500 quid
>Stacy gets the blame
She'll HAVE to be given a position with less responsibility, put on a coaching plan or even fired after this
Ayden Hall
'it
Leo Gonzalez
poo
fart
wank
bum
Emma Watson
willy
arse
Henry Lee
Blake Butler
Will speak to two birds at toil tonight. Both are massive, positively elephantine in stature. One has a typical pout slag face but massively portly, she is always going on about her sexual escapades with men. The second looks akin to the Goblin king in the hobbit jowls and all but she's actually rather sweet. They mill about and cackle incessantly.
Josiah Foster
feel like pure shit just want her back
Anthony Bell
>i could gf the girl somewhjat interested me but i have no fckn clue how
Ian Bailey
Jaxson Powell
oxford bender's new relationship is a lot like my mate's current relationship
>they both call themselves 'gay' despite fucking women
>they both have blond hair
>the 'woman' in both relationships is a small sexually androgynous asian who might as well be a bloke
>they all wear chokers
bit weird no? there must be a lot of these effete wmaw relationships about
Jaxson Evans
how about not being a cunt for the first time in your life?
Austin Peterson
neck yourself you mentally deranged freak
Jeremiah Wood
ah yes, british culture
Jackson Gutierrez
haha at least im not a loser like you, i spend my friday nights waiting outside night clubs one third of the time, getting harassed by bouncers for drinking too much, sweating my balls off on the dance floor to music i would NEVER listen to sober or even notice it, then triple the price back in a taxi at 3am to vomit outside HAHAHA
Aiden Bailey
here's an epidemic brewing in this country - non-whites and whites socialising and befriending each other
It's become so common place that over 25% of friend groups are mixed race
The solution to this is simple
>pull over any non-white in a mixed race group
>ask them to provide certification of honourary white status
>if they succeed, let them be
>if they fail, kill the whites and castrate paki - send the paki to serve with the others in the sissy maid fields etc
Elijah Phillips
>oxford bender
>blond
Julian Rogers
help me then,ive got nothing to say
Elijah Scott
didnt read any of these
Jackson Hill
eloquent post
Jayden Fisher
very nice
Chase Hughes
Alexander Cooper
danny boyle's directing the next james bond
Kayden Wright
liked both of these. post absolute bangers (preferably hip hop / grime)
Carson Smith
the funniest thing about this post is the non whites you are referring to are probably much more integrated than you
silly paki cunt
Evan Jackson
sorry
dirty blond
Dylan White
I'm not being a cunt
There's cronyism going on at work and I'm getting fucked over in favour of stacy
Charles Price
the virgin stance
Nolan Perry
SHOT GUN
Lincoln Nguyen
tune~
Kayden Scott
youtube.com
youtube.com
here's two absolutely large choons for you
plenty more where they came from too
Noah Ortiz
They're "socially" integrated which is part of their plot to take over
I'm mentally integrated, this is far more imporrtant, there's no difference between my brain/thoughts and that of a blood white
Jeremiah Perry
never measured my height but today grandad told me he was 5ft 11 and 3/4 on his NHS record
this gives me hope that I am over 6ft considering I know I am taller than him
however I am aware of the fact that old people shrink and I don't know when he was last measured which worries me slightly
Mason Thompson
chippy is fucking grim, absolutely grim
can't even FATHOM what kind of runt would eat that slop
Anthony Mitchell
post hrt pics
Asher Hill
haha
yes
what's an easy and painless way to 'cide?
Adam Wilson
oh shut the FUCK up and stop pretending this thread has ANYTHING to do with british culture
Josiah Thomas
Reading about the devil incarnate Gaetan Dugas
Hudson Reyes
would like to wear a collar but feel like people would think it was a sex thing