/got/ Game of Thrones General

>the final episode of the seventh season of the greatest series epic ever put on television or film
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>That pic literally contains the only two plotlines left in GoT
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

And now it begins.

bran = C U T E

FIRST FOR BOATSEX

what exactly did lord cheddar stark do wrong?

Bobbyposters, renlyposters, agghhposters, stannisfags, lancelposters, jaimefags, CIAposters, robbfags, darkstarposters, nohposters, dutyposters, cleganeposters, shaggaposter, coddbros, manwoodys, euronposters, fookin legends, tullyposters, tywinfags, bericfags, daynefags, macefags, twincestfags, jaqenposters, and many others.

All have sworn fealty to defend this general. Tonight we shall see what their words are worth.

can't wait

House Bat

He could have made a good girl. Shame.

And not it ARGGHHHHHHH

Reminder that Sandor is MINE BITCHES. Back the fuck off. I LOVE HIM.

he looks like a dumb fag with down's syndrome
he looks like he should be killed

BOW YA SHITS

NEH NAH ET ENZ YEH SHITE CUNT YEH

It still bothers me that this series is basically Star Wars where the Jedi were suppressed and Darth Maul only used his Sith powers to puppet corpses and make it colder.

>joneryscucks: b-but it doesn't matter if it's a good scene! r-really!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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we need one of these for season 7

Lancelposter, reporting in.

Twincestposter reporting in, I'm bringing a succubus as a +1.

How do you think?
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>tfw nothing has topped that sex scene

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Fattest king ever lived? And he doesent eve have a legit child

what could have been

>season finale title is "The Dragon and the Wolf"

Really breaking the bank on these creative writers

Do you think Bran will ever tell Jon that Rhaegar's real father was actually Bonifer Hasty, also known as "Baelor Butthole", who cucked King Aerys?

THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED

the hackers have made this season unintentionally hilarious. even normies have already read and watched the leaks but they have to pretend they haven't to fit in

the genuine excitement for the season finale is at an all time low

The other sex scene with Drogo was better.

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sansa dies in 3 hours this part was hidden from most scripts

how much time do you take to read 1 GoT book?

aaggghhh...

0 seconds.

I'll do my duty.

first for Ser Arthur Dayne, Twin Swords of the Morning

BOBBY THE NEXT WHORE I CATCH IN YOUR BED ILL BANG

* Trusted the least-trustworthy person in the world
* Left Cat in charge

The whoooooore never loved you, Robert

>Bran being crowned Night King will be so ebin guise so bittersweet... it's like a neverending cycle, get it? full of prophecies and magic... a song of ice and fire...

*blocks your counter-shitpost*

First for Rhaegar, cucker of Deer

tomorrow's headline: grrm finally hangs himself

Lord stark, i'm CIAposters

>tfw Littlefinger dies today.
He's going to that agency in the sky to meet the biggest guy there is.

I'm surprised she made it that far, she felt like a filler character since season one.

>Rhaegar and Bobby started a war over this
Were they retarded, lads?

WHOOOOOORE

Stannisfag and agghposter reporting in.

>Jon Snow is a Targaryen!!! XDDD #r/jonerys
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
If Jon Snow is truly Eddard Targaryen's bastard son, then he should be a BLACKFYRE, not a TARG FUCKING SHIT

Why does Oathkeeper have a dragon pommel? It's a Stark sword that was turned into a Lannister sword.

I just read the highlights.

"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."

"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."

"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"

"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".

"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."

"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."

>"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."

"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."

"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."

"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

that would be the worst fucking thing ever, what is wrong with normies

Jaimefag reporting

wheres that boat from?

You killed Joneryscucks with a counter-shitpost. Best move I ever saw.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER TONIGHT
ARYA KILLS LITTLEFINGER TONIGHT

the wall also comes down at the very end

To be fair, HotHead Brandon Stark started the war. I doubt Bobby would have done anything if Aerys didnt ask Jon arryn foer his head. Bobby was a little bitch

I can't wait for them to reveal the boar was actually a faceless man in disguise.

It's lions, it's just not easy to tell.

>This is all they do with Theon this season

There's a boooooaaaar coming, Ned.
I can feel it.

>stannis coming back after long long time

feels good, thanks to the leaks

can't wait for another season of ORIGINAL NEW PLOTS from master tv writers

If I pull that off will you die?

Cool crown, looks like Robb's. Did he ever get one in the show?

>BLACKFYRE

Who? Is that a book thing

Sounds gay, like that Darkstar meme

Perfect couples don't exist in real li-

How fucking autistic can people in one general be? Jesus christ

her storyline is 100000% filler now so I really dont understand why she's still around.

Even arya is bordering on LiterallyFuckingWhy filler but at least she still has a few things she logically needs to do before she dies, like reuniting with jon gendry and melisandre. in sandras case she has absolutely nothing left to accomplish, her story is completely over at this point

The boar was Bran.
Just like how everyone else is also Bran.

>Posting "spoilers" that have been posted for weeks now
What exactly did he mean by this

the bran night king theory didn't stem from normies which makes it even worse. the way it started to appear makes it seem like a genuine script leak

youtube.com/watch?v=nmMaZXAahCs&t=86s
>tfw off-season for 2 years
how will we handle it lads?

pornoeggs.com/watch?v=zqBmOHn_23v
It's shit

>Shaggaposters

Never seen one of these. Any present rn?

>implying everyone itt doesn't know that already

So did Jaime and Barristan never talked before, in the 14 years or so since the war, despite serving in the Kingsguard?

HOW BOAR YOU IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING

Ned, you're not in the house

B L A C K F Y R E

it would be extremely painful

>yfw the leaks are wrong and littlefinger kills arya

>the way it started to appear makes it seem like a genuine script leak

what the fuck are you talking about

what did you say little faggot?

This poster makes me want to throw up. It's exactly the opposite of what GRRM wanted and what drew me into GOT in the first place.

reminder:
>On rumors that she's dating Kit: "It literally makes me want to cry, it's so far from the truth."

get fucked, you cuck

I wished that Littlefinger would have become King after everyone died fighting the WW or warfare, but I guess D&D hates politics and scheme and just wants more CGI fighting

It's not real life you stupid autist.

>implying

>tfw it will be worse than Grey Worm x Missandei

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You're a big guy

>implying it's not gonna be like that in the books too

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tfw when no egg

They're pretty based. I saw their work in some earlier threads. Gods they were strong.