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5.45am edition

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what's happening in malaysia

The call to prayer just rung. Thats about it really.

Any Singaporeans here? I'm confused, some sources say Singapore is the happiest country in Asia, while others say they are the least happy in the world. Which is it?

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good morning

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least happy, obviously, are you new?
happiest, maybe, by physiological factors rather than psychological factors
try to see how surveyor weight their bullshit and it may give you more insight

Really makes you think...

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God damn I read it in his voice too.

How come Tagalogs hate Tugade and criticize him as much as they did to Abaya, but Cebuanos love Tugade?

Because he loves pagpag as much as they do.

>Singapore
>unhappy
But they have AFA

anime isn't everything...

Do you actually think the one who attend it are singaporeans?

I want to kill so bad

But the people who attend it are Singaporeans. Why else would it be held there?

Filipino is a relic of the Spanish era, we were originally called "Filipinas", which became "Philippine Islands" under the Americans.

Because bisayans cebuanos pro dutdut thinks this way

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Mocha is getting more stupid and illogical by the day. But P-Noy is right though? Though technically, mosquitoes themselves don't cause dengue, but rather a virus that uses the mosquitoes for transmission. Itapon nalang siya sa Mayon.

The thing about Mocha is that she's not even stupid or dumb. She got a degree from UST and spend two or so years in med school. It's scary to thing, but Mocha is actually smart: that's how she's able to manipulate the people and somehow make obvious bait or blatant lies believable to the gullible.

Election Year.

Nah shes a dumb ass her degree is just for technicality

I want to fuck Mocha Uson

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I like the chaos towards Election day, the news just keep announcing you'll get free gibs if you vote for BN

Erection Year*
This will be the year malaysia plunge into chaos and spread to singapore
I can finally rape chinkaporean with no consequence

Interestingly, the riddle of the chicken and the egg was already answered:

...two birds that weren't really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.

Aquino is right tho

Dengue fever is transmitted by the bite of an Aedes mosquito infected with a dengue virus. The mosquito becomes infected when it bites a person with dengue virus in their blood. It can't be spread directly from one person to another person.

my wife chino is so cute

how unhappy are you?

your wife chino is so cute

are you having suicidal thoughts lately?

fucked this guys cute chino

Why did you post a picture of Montreal?

Selamat pagi

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Mownin' mate. What's for breakfast?

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>technically, mosquitoes themselves don't cause dengue
they cause it to spread

I dont think Pnoy was arguing about the origin of Dengue but rather or not if the Vaccine will cause the virus like the mosquitoes will

Thinking of making either Nissin tonkatsu noodles or indomie

pretty normal . I just finished my teh tarik and roti canai telur.

Have a good day mate.

why are you in UK, wang?

got it from /wg/
Pretty cool scenery

Don't forget to send your weekly report to Mr. Lim.

mr lim passed away last month.

I'm now a free man and no longer a slave.

>Nissin
heretic

Half Brit half Indo 2bh

Nissin is one of my top brands. Hate Nongshim

No internet in Bali for today
Super kek at them

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Are Indons really butthurt about Bali?

what should I order for lunch?

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My internet is down after posting this Is this what they call karma?

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yes my friend. yes it is.

Some food, maybe

>have a quick nap
>have a dream about me browsing Sup Forums

WHAT THE FUCK Sup Forums IS IN MY DREAM DOES THIS MEAN I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS PLACEEEEE

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Escape is only 700 dollars away.

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>half brit half indo
taikebo we need proof! Tits with tiemstamp

>staff and cast of Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens visit AFA SG
>the show ends up flopping
What did Japan mean by this?

This joke ain't funny user.

It's normal for people to dream about things that they do regularly. Like I think once I also dreamt about Sup Forums, and there was a period when I dreamt about F1 almost everyday (it was a scary experience).

other way around, bali nigger are so butthurt about their position in indonesia

>go to market
>5 banana stalls
>1st stall vendor offers me
>go ahead and buy in the second stall
>other stall vendors looks at me
Fuck this is why i buy my shit in big capitalist stores and not in small business

>Tfw my active father just got sick
I love him but damn his constant whining for not being able to do anything frustrate me.

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everything that exists in this world has it's pros and cons.

I usually buy stuff from small business. big stores like (((Tesco))) is the reason why small business die. I feel bad to see small business die everytime a big store is newly established in certain area.

Ajak main game

*grabs your hand*

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Daily reminder what’s a tagalog dwelling looks like.

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Med tech in UST is very tough, dum dum.
Mocha is probably a licensed Med tech and you sad excuse of a person makes your mama wished she swallowed instead of painfully explelling you in her vagina.

Daily reminder what’s a bisayan(slave) dwelling looks like.

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How did it get that bad? How can people just not give enough of a shit to not at least maintain a fair amount of cleanliness?

Bisayans culture and slum pagpag mentality plus Marcos regime

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What the fuck is going on there?

Thats not saying much if she is convinced Dengvaxcia will give you dengue like the mosqitoes will

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ajak laga kote

donut reply to retardism lah

Tag*dogs subhuman. China should just nuked them. Pic is a River in Tag*dog land.

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>"Nak makan apa tengah hari ni bang?"

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Tag*log ladies are super AIDs infected by fat wh*tiods.

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For having the balls to do what the Philippines couldn't

For having the guts to stand when the Philippines knelt

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>SP is back
Ugh...

This is what a Tag*log leader looks like. Retarded and with extra chromosome just like an average Tag*log.

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...

Some bisaya(slave) shit flinging festival for real

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good morning fellas

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Well we have been saying that to tagalogs for a very long time
Tagalogs love tribal things

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philstar.com/headlines/2018/03/17/1797689/change-coming-human-rights-watch-says-justice-coming-duterte

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sunstar.com.(ph)/cebu/local-news/2017/08/16/hiv-cases-increased-says-group-558692


Speaking of bisayan aids

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rappler.com/nation/198366-small-plane-crash-lands-plaridel-bulacan

I want to eat her dick

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Bisayan tibal things lul

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rappler.com/newsbreak/rich-media/198309-reynaldo-umali-rodrigo-duterte-no-hand-sereno-impeachment

duterte is done

Probably a tagalog pilot.

Let's talk about comfier things, like Sunway Pyramid or Siam Paragon.

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We all should be united :3

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she stop posting since last year and her fb was shut down

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppt
-Sniff- Good -sniff- mor.. -sniff sniff- ning aaaaaa theres more
brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp -sniff- whats for -sniff- lunch

Why does China loves Dut30?

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Now you are posting Duterte's bisaya tier incompetence

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Your assimilation is almost complete. Resistance is futile.

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> so that each country that faces the South China What is even the point, a few sub-3000ton frigates or corvettes is just laughable. Unless you can summon a fleet of 3 dozen subs out of thin air its all pointless.

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Slums increased after Yolanda storm

I think the better question is why are Makabayan reluctant to rally against him, only rallying when NPA/commie sympathizers are arrested. Or why Juana Change disappeared after he came to power.

The delusions of tagalogs. They think that Amerimutts will be saving their asses again. Hahaha.
What USA should give is a Nuke to destroy that shithole on our planet.

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Tagalogs are retarded anyway how to handle that

Atiatihan is great tho

>fighting drugs lol
>64bil worth of shabu now in circulation in the country
>cant convict legit drug lords
news.abs-cbn.com/news/03/12/18/kerwin-espinosa-peter-lim-20-others-cleared-of-drug-charges

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