Game of Thrones: Slow Edition

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/hbogo/ here, already watching

Nice, mine hasn't started just yet. On adverts.

What do you fags reckon the season will end on? What will the last scene be?

you can skip ahead of adverts on hbogo, it's just them shilling other hbo shows

>8:03
>show still hasn't started

BOW

It's fine. More bobbyposting time.

>Baltimore Rising
kek, is that a fucking joke?

Rooting for jaqen'ha'ghar, will this lad comeback he was based af

Who else unironically /rooting for the knight king/ at this point?

Rooting? Nah. But I really like him.

Hound is still my favourite though. Hound and Euron.

me

There are no good kings left. They didnt even bring back lady stoneheart so I can't root for her either

ONION KNIGHT IS FOREVER THE ETERNAL /OUR GUY/

The wall being broken by dragon ice breath

I didnt know dany still had so many soldiers. I thought they were btfo

Had to evacuate because of the hurricane. Watching from my hotel room with good drinks and a fantastic view of downtown Austin. 10/10 comfy

C O C K S

>All those Unsullied Ships were sunk
>somehow this many made it back from Casterly Rock

>1 million people in casterly rock

what?

That's King's Landing ya dingus

It's all just dicks in the end isn't it

yeah that's what I meant. Still seems ridiculous

My stream skipped. How did Jaime get to King's Landing? What?

STREAM WHERE?

he flew on a dragon

>reckon
Deckon

>everybad idea has some lannister behind it

This is unironically true

those black guard outfits are pretty cool lookin

CLEGANE BOWL

GET
FUCKING

HYPE

ITS CONFIRMED

hehe

bump

What if something happens that people draw parallels between this and the boxing match that happened yesterday.

Which one supports trump?

A TARGARYEN WHHHOOOORRRREE

Confirmed that dragonglass kills wights

THIS FUCKING GUY

HboGo sucks
download where

Why are they acting like Cersei isn't the one at fault?

I dont remember any of this from the script.

I am genuinely excited

did they have alternative scenes?

How do you go from this

>I'll help you not die if you promise not to try to kill me right after
>no
she isn't

Looks like Euron has seen The Walking Dead

to this?

To niggers? It's easy. Just put a white woman in charge. BAM! BBC everywhere.

>Cersei sends Euron to bring the golden company to her
>thinks that he will not just sack Kings Landing when he arrives
What a dumb bitch.

She's in danger too. She is not invulnerable.

I do not fucking care about Cersei in the show. She's just so fucking boring.

THE LEAKS WERE FUCKING TRUE

More than anything else, I hate the rewriting of Cersei so that she's not the selfish, power-hungry, insane bitch she was in the books.
>Muh family
It's never about her family. It's always, always about her.

Oh my fucking god.

I hate the writers right now.

>Euron fucks off after 2 seasons and does nothing
>Cersei is pregnant with more incest babies
>Daenerys can have babies

Wait why do you think Daenerys can have kids? And I thought Cersei is supposed to miscarriage? I hope she doesn't, but those are the leaks

>Euron fucks off
No.
>Cersei is pregnant with more incest babies
Not for long.
>Daenerys can have babies
No.

This

>Hey, maybe the witch who killed Drogo was lying to you.
t. Jon Snow

Women like things to match their wardrobe

everyone prepare your F keys

They're gonna fuck now, aren't they?

because if the armour isn't dark you can't tell they're evil

>we sail together

HERE WE GOOOO

THEON CONFIRMED FOR TRUE SON OF NED STARK

What the hell.

>20 good men

What are you on about m8?

He's a spiritual son. That's why he's a Greyjoy. AND A STARK.

>Having no balls gave him an advantage

Of all the stupid shit.

This is fucking terrible.

I guarantee you that was written by a woman

How did Arya learn what Jaqen's name was? I think I missed that and it's been bugging me for a while.

>get shit beaten out of you
>can't walk straight
>guy tries to kick you in the balls you don't have
>suddenly you can headbutt him and kill him

This episode is probably the worst fucking thing ever made

Dabid pls brng ack Bad Pussy

Just tuned in. What's happened so far?

>taking a fucking knee to the groin over and over again not only doesn't hurt, but has no affect on you whatsoever if you have a mutilated mess instead of a cock and balls

>mfw this show

screencaps of that fuck up

Written By: David Benioff & D. B. Weiss

well you're not wrong

Nah, a woman would know getting kicked in the crotch would hurt regardless of testicles.

damn now hes completely redeemed after barely killing a guy

awful

>I don't have a dick, that makes me strong
Oh my fucking God the writing has gone down the shitter.

Cersei agreed to the truce and will fight the NK

Sandor recognized Gregor for some reason

Theon beat the shit out of a guy and is going to rescue Yara

Sansa wants to kill Arya for some fucking reason

FIGHT CLUB

WHERE IS DANYS SILVER TARG BUSH

Even when trying to man up, Theon is such a bitch

just wait until you see littelfingers acting before hes taken care of
hilarious

THEY JUST KILLED OUR GUY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE REEEEEEEEE

WHAT A TWEEST

>mfw didnt see that comming

Ever heard of the Unsullied? Check and mate.

>He literally just accepted and told everyone he killed Lysa
Why?

STREAM WHERE PLEASE

>baneposting dead forever

it was a good run

maybe because sansa was the judge and she watched him push lysa through the moon door idiot

F

He was trying to say it was necessary.

There is some stuff that is well-known though, like how he betrayed Ned Stark to the Lannisters.

What happened to Robert Arryn though?

More like Littlebitch am I right?

THAT'S A BIG WOUND

Now I want to see it

IF I SLICE YOUR THROAT WILL YOU DIE

I actually cried for an characters death for the first time on my life and i feel fucking horrible i am not going watch season 8 fuck this.
God im unironically sad he was such a great and vital character to the series and Aidan Gillen acted really good.
RIP Littlefinger.

He said she said. He didn't even ask for a trial by combat which at the very least would delay it.

This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!

>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!