IF YOU DONT START YOUR SHOWER IN FREEZINGG COLD WATER

If you don't start your showers with freezing cold water and condition yourself not to go into shock you're a fucking beta. GET THOSE SHOWERS COLD BOYS. U.S. prison inmates routinely do this to avoid shock when under unexpected attack.

Literally no hot water here for a week, the worst part is shaving

>using the metallic jew

Light up a nice cigar and jump in that ice shower. You'll shed away the beta.

Or you can shower with hot water and just rinse off with cold when you're about to be done

Nope. The shock of cold before preheating your body with warm is the only way to go. End with warm. Start and finish with cold if you want to be super numb to shock like true alphas

Why don't you shart in the shower, the warm liquidity of your shit will atleast make the water running down your legs lukewarm...

>be military
>get cucked into having to shave in freezing temperatures

POO

>using contrast shower instead of going out with bucket to pour it on self in the middle of Russian winter
We do it in kindergartens, plebs

Nothing better than a thick cigar or a nice pipe, an ice cold shower, and avoiding a a brutal assault.

I bathe in a nearby stream in the smokey mountains.
Get on my lvl faggot.

this is a great way to give a heart attack to those with underlying conditions

this is absolutely disgusting and barbaric

you should feel ashamed, russkiecunt

IF YOUR AN AMERICAN YOUR A BITCH

Yeah i start freeze cold and then switch to hot then to freeze cold. It does wonders to blood pressure and articular pain.
Octavius Augustus used to treat his arthritis like that.

That's gay.

I just fuck your mom when I need a shock.

IN

We do it here too, fucking pussy.

LOO

wtf i love vodka and putin now

What do you mean shock? The fuck?

Doesn't work, it's a beta attempt to roleplay as an alpha. Way less effective, faggot.

This guy ALMOST gets it. Why the fuck would you ruin it all by ending with warm?

YOU START IT COLD, YOU END IT COLD. Then you put on clothes and wait to get warm.

I live in North Pole, Alaska and regularly take baths in the freezing cold ocean. I use small blocks of ice as soap and do a pagan ritual in which I ingest liquid hydrogen then pray to the ice god of absolute zero.

Gotta prep your body for shock and shit.

i wear shorts frequently in the winter when its 20F and below does that count

>indian shitposting, about shit

why does your entire life and culture revolve around shit
you can't even banter properly

>problem solved... don't go to prison.

Because shit is love, shit is life.

>canadian
>military

lel

>Intentionally uses a freezing shower
You're in a 1st world country. Live like it.

Indians own 90% of retail markets.

You dirty poo jews are going to pay for having control of the poo market.

The mythical Alpha, doing all these strange things in order to promote his alpha male status, sadly is so swamped he has no time to actually be alpha

Lived in primitive cabin for two years....even extremely cold water = no problem.

>pasty college kids feel like preparing for an attack is taking a coldshower

why are millenials so dumb?

Niggers wonder why their kids grow up to be little cunts

>leaf calling americans pussy

nobody cares about your bucket of ice water faggot

>tfw live in the highest floor of the apartment
>water gets heated by the sun whether I want it or not

I miss those cold showers. Nothing gets me energized more than one of those.

why dont you go get into fights to hold off shock you faggot who cares about showers

Hot showers are comfy as fuck though. I don't live like a US prisoner because I'm not a US prisoner.

I actually started doing this a few weeks back, eventually you get totally used to it. Worth doing in my opinion

why

I shower however the fuck I want.

>not taking a freezing sea-water shower on a naval vessel

omega tier really

I started stabbing myself everyday for the same purpose.

Implying our whole country won't be prison tier soon enough.

Cause it feels good. Also there's some shit about it being good for you or something.

I started doing that during a winter in Poland. After a warm shower it gets cold as hell thanks to the air outside. If I took a cold shower all the way not even that air feels cold.

Clearly hot water

I don't feel like I get a complete shower without using warm water, ya know.

I still feel dirty, feels like I didn't scrub my balls or ass well enough.

It's especially weirder after having sex and you have to deal with that all day long weird penis feeling.

Any one else know what I'm talking about?

>using hot water to shave

I live in the hot as fuck south so a cold shower feels nice.

Fuck that shit senpai

yes

Hot showers are so nice though.

I only have hot water because of stupid arizona plastic plumbing.

They do it in Finland, too. I guess this is a "cold country" thing in general.

Leaf, your cold.

bro I don't use freezing cold water but I need room temp cause I shower after I workout every morning

My heart and kindness keeps me warm.

Cold showers every day and ice baths on the weekends for me

Even prisoners have hot water lol whoever the fuck made this shit up is not only a huge pussy but has also never been to jail

Nobody said they didn't have hot water just that they use cold showers to get hard

>a russian
>comparing everyday life in russia to american prisons
I hope you're proud of your upbringing

You're a fucking pussy if you choose hot water when given the option.

wouldn't want to ruin your pilates gains with a shower thats too cold

If you're not already not a bitch by the time you get to prison it's too late

Its pretty common in finland to swim in a ice hole. I've done it since I was a child and I still love it. It gives so good after feeling with sauna.

>U.S. prison inmates routinely do this to avoid shock when under unexpected attack.

That is not how it work

Cold showers will prevent you from a racial attack. You're third eye opens once you conquer the frigid rough of AMERICAN cold water.

Been taking cold showers since I can remember, always was a family rule in my household, and I'm a well-adjusted specimen because of it. This used to be common practice in America before the kikes took over, my father said.

Uhhh, you realize that the water would be cold, right???

Elaborate

My uncle works at nintendo and said cold showers raise your IQ

Warm water is the end of western civilization as we know. TURN THOSE KNOBS COLD BOYS GET HARD NEVER FLINCH

Nigger, I live in florida.
There is nothing better than a freezing cold shower after cutting the yard.

I always showering in cold water especially in summer.

Helps with hairloss and blood flow.

>calls OP a nigger
>lives in Florida

BRAVO
TAKE A COLD SHOWER. MAYBE HAVE A NICE CIGAR

I've h-had two day long weird penis f-feeling. Am I okay?

>fell for the cold shower meme for a week
stupid and of no benefit unless you are hot as fuck

Is it that weird faint tingle sensation, like you're aware of your dick existing?

>shaving
this is club penguin, no one shaves

>tried the cold shower before I knew it was a meme
It made my shampoo smell metallic

THAT'S OUR PAJEET

If you don't wash in a bath of ice filled with beers you'll be a laughing stock and regularly called a poofter.

>uses shampoo
>discredits cold shower lifestyle
>gets jumped at community college and embarrassed

that baby looks used to it, so I don't really see any problem.
Also, the baby didnt die, so it's fine.

Warm water does help soap a lot with cleaning.
Sodium bicarbonate might help you with that dirty feeling if you take cold showers

>my life is shit
>so yours should be too

No thanks, comrade

>the baby didnt die
>implying the webm represents the entire lifespan of the baby

I can't believe you actually fell for this meme. Literally noone takes cold showers here.

eh, it didnt die in that vid.. i think.

Also she stopped before cutting off its limbs, so it's not too barbaric

for a monkey ::^)

ahahahah

OKAY APPARENTLY I NEED TO CLEAR THE AIR. A lot of tumors quickly circulating around this thread. Our ancestors would jump in freezing cold rivers and streams for the same effect. This doesn't mean you don't take a warm shower and wash your perfectly toned and conditioned body. Start off the shower freezing cold and slowly breath through it. Then take a hot shower pussy. You'll notice you become immune to the sudden shock of the cold. No memes here boys.

>infinitychan memeposters leaked here

Reeeeee

fuck off beta

stfu beta

haha you think that's tough I took a shower with the water heater broken

I often poop in the shower

>There are people on this board right now who think pissing in the shower is degenerate when it all goes down the drain and soap suds are cleaning the tub for you

>manlets have to shower in blistering cold to feel manly

Showering is only manly when you do the Terminator.

LOL tall freak alert