Literally GOD'S NOT REAL episode on right now

>literally GOD'S NOT REAL episode on right now

hahaha! gr8!

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please remember to put Morty in your OP or title so that I can filter it in the future. Thank you.

how do I watch it?

Rick and Morty isn't good.

>atheism = smart

This shit gets pretty old

I missed the ep dang its already half way over

wew sustained Morty voice is giving me a headache

wew this episode fucking sucks

>announcing your filters
Retard

I'm more surprised this episode isn't total garbage and is just cliche

This show isn't funny.

Empirical facts never get old

>filtering
Reddit

wow strong correlation there very smart graff

>implying there is an episode of this show that doesn't suck

Wew nice graph with like 30 data points and no source

link strm

It is indeed a strong correlation. Did you sleep through your statistics class in high school or something.
Here, my brainlet friend
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000238

Why are there still Christians on Sup Forums?

>65 iq retard thinks religion is veeeerrry important
top kek

t. 65 IQ

I'm not an abo

God isn't real tho.

Have you ever considered not being a faggot about make believe?

Christians really don't have an argument. Just sage, hide, and report the thread.

>hell isn't real
>has meet and beaten Satan

Also, Toxic Rick lies pretty much constantly. So God and Hell are real and Rick has been in their presence during his adventures.

Rick knows that belief is toxic, that it's a lie.

God is real atheists btfo

It's a cartoon.

Edgy teenagers and neckbeards wanted to rebel against their liberal peers, so they became reactionary christcuck LARPers

>So God and Hell are real and Rick has been in their presence during his adventures.
Things like "God and Hell" would be real in an infinite multiverse. Unfortunately the irl world isn't one. There is no god in Rick and Morty or anything else. It's all just memes that got out of hand. It's always just been us.

>atheist teens come out on GoT/R&M night

Makes ya think, huh?

Old habits die hard.

I had to repent after the Boob-yah Targarian thread.

At least I learned my girlfriend will grow massive titties after having 5 kids.

>he still believes in fairy tales

almost every one here is generally agnostic atheist. And it's funny because you're probably literally a teenager. The christcucks with their butthurt trigger threads come out at night. And everyone else laughs at them.

They laugh at you.

>mfw

A fellow magapede Kekistani! This place is only for devout Christians.
Shadilay! Deus vult!

We're always here. We don't necessarily "come out" but it's always become some stupid religious retard is bitching about a children's cartoon saying the cold hard truth, god is dead.

What did they ever do to you user?

Throw a few more buzzwords in next time. You'll fit right in, kids.

The God based on the idea of Resurrection isn't going to die.

It'll take an Islamic takeover for you to learn that since the Atheists get killed on capture.

Keep attacking the idea of God, jews, won't backfire and create more christians.

>being this retarded

atheism = lack of belief in any gods. It has nothing to do with intelligence, it has to do with which fantastic made up bullshit you choose to believe. It just so happens that "intelligent" or educated people are less likely to put their faith in a bunch of campfire stories told by idiot desert people thousands of years ago.

Nobody is making you put your faith in a bunch of caveman lies. And nobody is causing that cognitive dissonance you feel of wanting to think you're smart while knowingly swallowing down the godcum.

The only difference between an atheist and you is one god. I don't believe in Yahweh in the same way that you don't believe in Zeus or Odin.

Why do christcucks get triggered at cartoons? Is it because their reduced IQs?

This show is fucking garbage.

This episode more or less shit on atheism and nihilism; atheists are damage controlling in force.

>reactionary
I love this useless buzzword.

...

I fucking hate muslims too. They're still delusional religious retards who either need to be wiped out or be put into slavery. Any religion is fucking cancer that needs to die out.
Science is what innovated and progresses humanity, not religion or liberal zionist communist bullshit. Kill the christians, kill the commies, intelligence war now.

It is Harmon's belief in Socialism as a substitute for God that made him hire women to ruin his show.

In the end it all works out as it should.

not an argument brah. This really isn't the place if you're looking for a safe space to talk about Him. And reeeeeing about how you're totally one of the gang and the people mocking you are outsiders is totally making you look like you've got your shit together.

you believe in the same God you fucking idiot.

You wrote so much just to say nothing.

In the end, God's existence doesn't depend on what you believe or what we say. Your opinion is irrelevant.

"God is dead" isn't a quote about praising godlessness. Now go to bed or you'll be late for high school tomorrow.

I mean, it actually is a decent correlation. It's not perfect, which obviously makes sense, but to deny that those points show a trend is literal retardation.

Why did you even post?

Excited for high school, Timmy?

Best episode yet.

No one's having an argument, Sup Forums. I'm just making fun of you.

>God's existence doesn't depend on what you believe or what we say
Same for you, but it's 100% likely that God isn't real so you can continue to believe in nonsense if you want while I live in reality.
I used the quote because I know it makes amerilard christians butthurt because of that one movie.

Murder and slavery, as you're advocating for, are even worse than religion itself. By extension, *you* are worse than the Christians and Muslims you're railing against. Fuck off.

Christians created science.

>thread for reddit: the show filled with redditors
Really activates those almonds.

So...
...stream?

"God is dead" is a quote about how theism is no longer believable in the age of reason, and as such can no longer be the foundation of our values. All of that is true, theism is dead and buried in the intellectual world.

Eat a cock, faggot.

>almost every one here is generally agnostic atheist.
Bullshit.
Agnostic sure.
But atheist, fuck no.

The makers of that movie didn't get the quote either, but they'd only ever heard of it from new atheists like you.

All that means is that people who have higher IQs tend to be less religious. It doesn't mean that by being a godless heathen you'll get any smarter and amount to anything more in life than leeching off and disappointing of your parents.

>You wrote so much just to say nothing.
Meanwhile you've got being a knownothing down to a science lol.

Also, I said:
>It's stupid to believe in shit written by desert people thousands of years ago
>there is an unambiguous relationship between education and irreligion
>there is an unambiguous relationship between lack of education and religion
>The cognitive dissonance you feel goes away when you stop lying to yourself
>You're one god away from atheism
so learn to read better

>In the end, God's existence doesn't depend on what you believe or what we say
No that's exactly what it depends on. God doesn't exist without man. It's a protomeme that we made up to make dying and entropy less stressful.
>Your opinion is irrelevant.
lol your post is not an argument.

Solely because at the time of science's creation, essentially everyone in Europe was Christian. At the time, before humanity understood things like chemistry and evolution, a Christian worldview really was reasonably logical. Now, however, it's not, and the vast majority of *today's* scientists are irreligious.

>modern left wing
>liberal
pick one

The Western World has been torn between two differing forms of authoritarian government since the aftermath of ww1.

start worshiping the queen you brainlet.

>Same for you, but it's 100% likely that God isn't real so you can continue to believe in nonsense if you want while I live in reality.

And what reality is that?

What great good has Atheism granted you? A few hours of dreams on a Sunday?

Southerns back in the early 1800's used slavery to "train the blacks for what to come", I say we do the same for hysterical imaginative humans that need to know why they're being punished.
So I guess the Greeks never did science not once, huh?
I don't care what the quote means, I use it to trigger the average American christcuck because they deserve to feel pain and embarrassment for continuing to live in childish fantasies. They need to be silenced.

I'm a well performing student in one of the two most prestigious universities in my country, studying one of the highest paid degrees.

Feed on my cock, bitch.

>dying and entropy less stressful.
lol

science knows very little about how the universe works

it's pretty hilarious that you retards claim to know everything and base your worldview of these important issues on them

we can not know these things

I liked this episode because it was pretty much Rick and Morty, not Rick and Morty and Summer and Beth

You cited a source that you have to pay to view retard

>Has his personality split into a toxic version of himself and a wholesome version
>The toxic half is spouting the atheist rant
Did you not watch the whole thing?

Nietzsche knew how destructive atheist nihilism would be on society. (That's what this episode is taking the piss on.)

>reason
>intellectual
Nice tenth grade buzzwords. Name five prominent living atheists who aren't meme shit like Richard Dawkins or Bill Nye.

Also you probably go to some shitty public school.

>Tldr

You sperged out over a small phrase. Don't be so insecure.

>What great good has Atheism granted you?
I actually think problems out rationally instead of relying on a magic floating sky daddie in the clouds solving miracles because some people read a book written by desert savages, which has been edited every century or so for political bullshit anyway, and have psychotic breaks on the weekend traumatizing their children saying that they were born to go to a land of fire only for all their "sins" to go away just because they asked for forgiveness.
Religion is bullshit, deal with it.

That study is about teen white americans, not representative of global trends, cuck.

Doesn't refute the fact that of all the locations in the world, it was created in Christian Europe.

Not Pagan Europe, nor Roman Europe. CHRISTIAN Europe.

Yet all modern science was pioneered by religious people if not straight up priests...

Point to an event in time where all "modern science" started.

Greeks were faggots, so no.

It's called intelligence.

Wow its not like the church killed people like Galileo or anything

can't find the episode anywhere, it usually is uploaded on sundays but it's monday and it hasn't happened yet, what gives

learn what the words mean. Agnostic and atheistic ARE NOT either or, and they're generally codependent. "Agnostic" is what pussies say because it has less of an edge for whatever reason. Essentially all atheists are agnostic, and most agnostics are, by definition, atheists. If you skeptical and doubt that there's proof of a God, while not worshipping or believing in a or any gods, you're an agnostic atheist.
sure you are m8. You're in a butthurt R&M thread on Sup Forums shilling for Jesus or whatever. Keep telling yourself that you're not the punchline.
It's funny because it's probably projection.
>Tldr
>Don't be so insecure.
You're in a cult that tells you to worship a lie to exploit you and your loved ones. You refuse to read anything that may challenge this fact. And you call others insecure. It's funny because it's sad.

>being so much of a brainlet you cannot find a paper on the internet

Here, I will spoonfeed you my low IQ friend
booksc.org/dl/16718331/e8795f

I started laughing at this part literally only because I knew the second the episode ended I would see posts about it on Sup Forums.

You do realize that everyone does this right?

Are Atheists really so stupid as to think that the only thing Theists do is think about God 24/7?

It's like they only think in Strawman.

So were catholic priests who molested little boys.

Go to any church and ask the people there why they believe in God. Their answer is almost never grounded in reality and usually has something to do with "seeking salvation" aka schizophrenic word salad.

>who is aristotle

>make three word reply to atheist
>he types up essay to educate you

Every time

*tips fedora

>Exploit

Christianity is voluntary. You can choose to donate or not. Unlike most Athiests who are Socialists.

Furthermore it does not fit the legally and psychologically established standards for a cult. If you're going to throw around such stupid claims at least educate yourself on what they mean first.

wow it's not like atheists ever killed people like millions of christians in soviet russia

look at us, we can both play the dumbass game of blaming groups in power for our problems and gripes, who's next?
Fucking Cherokee, making us genocide them and shit, fucking redskin savage injun peyote-munchin motherfuckers.

Lol i figured that one line regarding the existence of god in the Episode would trigger some people.

Its actually been awhile since I've seen a good internet argument between Atheism and Theism. takes me back to when i first started watching Youtube and the shit-storms that would always brew whenever the conversation of God came up.