/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Vedderfags still BTFO Edition

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still would audrey

second

please no mgs memes

BOBE
OBE
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BOBE!!!

Did she get WOODSMANNED?

FUCKING DELETE THIS

when?

This episode was amazing!

>I AM the FBI!
LOL!

>What the fuck is wrong with this neighborhood?

Tarantino BTFO

You think he's watching this season?

At first I thought Dale wanted another Dougie for some type of 4D chess with DoppelCoop/BOB, but apparently he just wants a good life for Janey-E and Sonny Jim.

>tfw he said "i am the fbi"
it was beautiful
i wanted to cry

tfw Lynch is the only showrunner that actually rewards paying close attention

>Goodbye my son
What did he mean by this?

Loved it when the TP theme came out of nowhere. Really fun episode and I can't eat for.next week.

Mitchums best boys.

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How is Tarantino btfo? No one even cares about lynch anymore, his show isn't relevant and no one talks about it while Tarantino is making hit movies and is the most popular director ever.
I think Lynch btfo'd himself by being a salty edgy old fag.

lying so that Sonny Jim has a somewhat intact psychological state when he grows up

>ONE ONE NINE

it's meaningless, isn't it

cutest girl in twin peaks

The whole "killing is okay because the Indians were killed by the US" that hutch and Chantal talk about also reminded me of the faux-deepness from Django Unchained and Inglorious Bastards.

best scene. cant stand Jennifer Jason Whore or Tim Pretentious

LITERALLY CAME IN MY PANTS WHEN COOP CAME BACK!!!!!!!

press F to pay respects

literally just confirmed rapistCoop theory

holy FUCK i haven't seen the episode yet but i just came from reading that

I'll miss Dougie.

what is it backwards?

This. There's no reason why he couldn't come back. He thinks he's going to die on this mission, that's why he made the Tulpa, as a backup.

Dooplecoop said it to Richard though.

>it was beautiful
>i wanted to cry

Faggot lol please go back to your reddit.

Basically this. Tarantino should make the next season of twin peaks and show that fucker Lynch how the job is getting done.

respects

I came in my pants three times.

>I am the FBI
>Laura's theme
>Ladies and gentlemen, Audrey's Dance!

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He thinks Billy Zane's son his is, he got cucked.

WHO THE FUCK IS HARVEY
AND WHAT THE FUCK DID HANK HAVE IN HIS BAG
WHY DOES CHIP HAVE NO PHONE
FUCK

F... to pay... respects...

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE EPISODE?

Side effects.

literally who?

weak baits

fpbp

Cringeeeeee...the cringiest moment ever...even cringier than "I'm cia"

DOGie become CoOp

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

so the only way Coop knew about the seed was that he had BadCoop's memories right?

I don't care how if this was a jab at Tarantino or not, this was the best way to conclude Hutch and Chantel's story. Reminded me of the tail gating scene in Lost Highway.

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OP thats a wonderful piece of art.

I'm literally crying you guys, I haven't felt anything but pain and suffering in years, thank you lynch you crazy fuck.

noice legs desu

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lol at how none of the show was filmed in Las Vegas. the neighborhood is clearly in California or Washington. Even the desert scene was California.
The Strip b-roll was all stock footage and green screen.

guys will Dougie 2.0 still be a fat jerk? :(

Fuck one
Marry one

That was one of the most enjoyable hours of television I've ever watched, holy shit you guys I don't want this ride to end

>mmmm daddy lynch fill my mouth with your semen and piss aaaaaaaaahhh

lynch is a hack that's why he uses plot armor everytime

No

Shit you're right.

Well, in that case he meant "I raped Audrey and put her into a coma."

>GTA insurance salesman
>"Goodbye, my son."
>"WILSON YOU SONUVA BITCH!!"
>'American Woman' reprise
>MIKE still based
>"One hundred percent."
>Quickdraw Albert

It was worth it bros. The wait was worth it. Coop came back, hit the ground running without missing a beat.

yes, he will also fuck black hookers every tuesday

couldnt fucking believe they did this fucking MADMEN

He's made of good Cooper, so no.

I think Lynch is one of the very few television directors who got as much budget as he wanted to do whatever he wanted, the man is probably rich beyond caring at this point and he clearly enjoys what he does
She was just a scenic device to make you recognize the neighborhood immediately and to establish that it was filled with vacant housing
That's the one thing I would have cut, it really doesen't fit, I know there's a bunch of scenes that don't lead anywhere as well but they all take place in the roadhouse and at least establish some mood, that was more pointless than the sweep kino

hes been in the lodge for 25 years

probably learned a thing or two

Kyle has a good hairline

He's been stuck in the waiting room for a quarter century, he probably saw all sorts of weird shit come through.

No, it's gonna be a redditor with hipster glasses, just as Kyle in real life.

Ewww. Old wrinkly hags.

are they green screened

I think this is a wonderfully sweet resolution, all the things Cooper did as Dougie are following him home. The friends he made are true and he has a family that loves him.

I thought it was because he spent 25 years in the blacked lodge, he learned a thing or two.

don't think so

Marry Janey-E
Fuck you Diane

TWO COOPS

Look at this increasingly lynched man.

>just as Kyle in real life.
D E L E T E

>he knew shit about anything
>he didnt care about anything
>somehow he remembers everything from being a dougie

This show is dumb and getting dumber and dumber.

i miss the memes

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Can i fuck and mary Naomi?

Cooper is having the one-armed man make another Dougie to take his place as Janey-E's husband.

All Cooper wants is to see Harry before he dies.

Hot take

vox.com/culture/2017/8/27/16212696/twin-peaks-episode-16-the-return-audrey-horne-cooper-coma

wtf are you talking about pleb

Of course he remembers everything from when he was dougie.

Can I ask for a link to the first livethread for the episode tonight?
I'm late to watching the episode and I enjoy reading the reactions others are having as they experience it

Stop sucking Lynch's dick and think, use your brain.

fuck Naomi Watts marry Laura Dern.......obviously

Vedderposting and the counterposts were by far my favorite /tpg/ memes.

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/twin-peaks-return-part-16-recap-dale-cooper-returns-1033188

>tfw you receded to his hairline, got scared but accepted this was still good, then went thin on top six months later

wtf are you talking about pleb

>finale is gearing up towards a showdown in the Sheriff's Station
is this finally gonna be the return of Sheriff Harry Truman?

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>Vox
who cares?

If Harry shows up I'm going to cut my dick off in the excitement.

He only started remembering his past life after GET GORDON COLE, pay attention you pleb.

>reading vox

>INCREASINGLY

>it's meaningless, isn't it
It's a seed. In the unlikely event that they make season 4, they might decide to go somewhere with it, but until then it means about as much as the mystery glass box from episode 1.