Culture Pals - /cp/

kpop edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

old:

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Always use the shotgun approach.

Always.

Care to explain/elaborate?

He means always finish off the qts with a shotgun to make sure they dont survive.

I'm Colombian. I'd use a chainsaw.

I mean always try and message as many girls as possible on one go, thus maximizing your chances of getting responses and minimizing your attachment to each girl in case they act like cunts/ignore you.

>post picture of me with my cat yesterday
>log on today
>4 messages from brand new qts even when I haven't been online all day

Have I found out the secret to easy qts?

Literally any animal is a great way to get women interested.

Cute things in general will get you more attention and make you seem more sensitive.

I’ll be with my qt in 12 hours. Kind of nervous about things being awkward.

Congrats, what country?

Czech Republic

I feel like every time someone in the UK meets someone it's from the Czech republic.

I’ve only ever seen one other user talk about meeting a Czech girl

na the argie is right, many UKfags seem to find their SOs in Czechland.

Garbage way of approaching women.
You'll get the bottom of the bottom usually.
Much better to do the sniper approach, carefully analyze their profiles with a fake account so you can then, IF INTERESTED, message her on your main account.

Much better for finding loyal, regular, qtest qts.

Czech girls seem like they are top tier.

Mines the best.

I prefer East Asians to Europeans, desu.

That said, I don't think Czech girls are up to their fame. I've found that Latvians and Estonians can be quite beautiful, same for Portuguese girls, which was a surprise, really.

hehe

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share nip nudes

I'm asian

>Tavo1993

I haven't looged in ages, who is this?

bump

Hey frens

Henlo

>tfw can tell qt all my problems and she supports me also vice versa
>tfw hearing her soft, sweet voice makes me forget everything bad

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>tfw no messages in 12 hours
im drying up..wasting away...

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Join the new /cp/ server - no bans, no white knights.

discord.gg/qqwBgD

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Imagine 2 weeks without a view or message

am i chad?

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yes

I'm marrying liivvyyx

t a k e n

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>hi i'm Christina
correct answer?

"Hi, i'm not."

Say
>there's only one Christ, so you're fake

>83 Views
>Havent messaged a single one

who else /autistic/

>qt i liked hasnt messaged me in 2 days
she was so enthusiastic at first i dont know what i did wrong

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is masturbating six times a day for four years safe?

>only six

are you some kind of madman? do you really want prostate cancer that bad?

what the fuck is the point of any of this ive been talking to loads of qt's but its just fucking talking, whats the actual point

user.... you are autistic
don't you feel anything talking to them, feeling connected or anything?

not really, theres one that im happy to talk to but at the end of the day it's just talk, nothing more

well it's not that you can do much on a computer.
Invite her over or travel with her...

tfw, qt knows how to play a piano well.

I never realised I wanted one who could.

youtube.com/watch?v=3CpAlN5qAhs

>railed a fuckton of speed last night
>typed about 4 paragraphs to a qt about politics and national socialism

fuck me

was she into it tho?

No fucking idea she hasnt read it yet i typed it out at like 4 am

pray, user
pray

Believe

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>turbo autismo

she replied and asked me if im a nazi

What did you say?

Ye im still fucking tweaking so im completely open about my views and i said yeah and she said she doesn't care about politics, im just worried mummy may will arrest me

Is it even possible to score a good Japanese qt any more?

It seems that literally all of them are looking for Korean boyfriends

Do you fuckers actually meet your birds lol,

>Garbage way of approaching women.
And yet it gets results, and it's certainly more reliable than stalking a single girl only to have her ignore/delete your message as soon as its sent.

Also this would imply that I don't use this approach after pruning and picking from the herd, since typically what I'll do is bookmark a bunch of profiles and then message them all at once, not just spam profiles I see in my search feed.

well you lucked out there, my dude

tbqh i didnt give a shit i have about 14 QT's on my list thingy and whatsapp right now but this is boooring as fuck, i might just delete it at this point.

Seriously, why the fuck do Russians have no sense of humour? I didn't even send this to MI6 and now she is getting buttmad.

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I don't even know any more if posts like this are genuine autism or /r/Sup Forums-tier memery

fucking lmao

Dude....

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Good job

you fucking did what

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Lmao, BBC new this evening

Who's this?

hi all

i have

-12 vievers
-0 message

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how the fuck do i meet up with girls, how long should i know before i ask

/aahpn99
>you can be fat, ugly AND Asian and still get complements if you're a woman

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Nah you're just dumb and ugly m8.

you're the finnish guy with long hair, fat, works in IT and has Scar Symmetry posters on his wall right?

Saw you on IP one of these days...

dude that girl is still miles better than a Jap I saw yesterday, she was so chubby you'd think her head was fused to her torso, no neck to be seen, and she had pictures on her profile with a negro...

Shit was bad.

STILL, thirsty niggers commenting on her profile ''omg u r so pretty'' - shits infuriating.

absolute madman

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t. literal monkey

a monkey with better qts than you who doesn't need to use some faggy script to scrap the bottom of the barrel

mutt

After two weeks of conversation I got this. It seems I revealed my power level too early and fucked up everything.
What should I do?

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im not fat

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>Better QTs
If they're willing to fuck a monkey they aren't worth considering.

>Implying scripts

Move on, you pissed her off, try again with someone else and better luck next time.

Always a British flag

Finland, when a macaco calls you fat it means you are normal. They can't afford food down there so they don't know how normally nurtured humans look like.

>implying you're not a literal nigger gook
>implying not mutt
>implying implying

>fag

Yeah you are I saw you, I know it's you.
Post profile bro

B-but I don't want to...

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no you're retarded, we're used to seeing Americans on TV, we know fat when we see it.

Don't let the jungle rats get you down, by having northern Euro genetics alone you're already better off than them.

lmfao THIS is what autism looks like.

There's a difference between banter and being a dick user

how autistic do you have to be to say that

That's not banter mate

>northern Euro

a yes, yes...
amazing genetics.

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=815584176842113024&uid=449501952078008320&aid=4598799

I thought that she would like it.

Lay off browsing Sup Forums m8

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>Only accepts female users
This is a good way at making people only view you as a poo in the loo

la creatura

godspeed

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I know, I don't understand how some guys are so out of tact that they don't realize this shit.