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hehe some arab from r9k blew his brains out on livestream I heard, you pushed him too far Sup Forums

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This thread will not die.

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Yet again, Greek efforts saved balk from Page 11 (aka ded)

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Girl of the month Vivian Leigh.

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>Двaмa-тpимa cтyдeнти yмopeнo пpoтecтиpaт
>Hямa шaнc тyк зa тях – нaй-дoбpe дa eмигpиpaт.

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it was a faggot anime-watching spic actually

Salam

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>Join #backdoorctf on IRC freenode for any queries
>About to Start in: 7 h 14 m 7 s (17 Mar 9PM), >Ends at: 18 Mar 9PM
Who /set and ready/ here, bois?

What's even worse its in the extended video his mom and brother who have just gotten back from shopping find his remains spread around the room and call 911.


Not only he was an gay anime fag but he also fucked up his family like that. At least go kys on the mountain ffs.

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DAS RITE

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Very accurate

kek i love the 911 dispatcher roastie

>MY SOOON HE SHOT HIMSELF!
>is the shooter still there?
>WHAT?
>is the shooter still there, ma'am?
JUST

also love how nonchalant and unimpressed the first responders were lol

>oh some faggot killed himself. haha. just calm down, ma'am. how is suicide even real, just walk away from the window, like nigga just close your eyes haha.

>is the shooter still there
>Well yes lady, he's spread around the place

Fucking Americans man

>A lot of the shit deze kids doin' out on the skreek - we don't take it in here. I'm da big dawg, so when they come to me with dat boolshiet, Imma set they ass straight.
>YOU THINK YOU'ZE A TOUGH ONE, RIGHT?
>YES YOU DO! YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THEM TOUGH MAAHFACKAS. I BE ALL UP IN YO ASS BOY. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO TOUGH MAAHFACKAS LIKE YOU, MAN? I SELL DAT BOOOEPUSSY FOR ZOO ZOOS AND WHAM WHAMS. YOU GON BE SUM BITCH. DASSWHATCHU GON BE.

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SNOW SOON SNOW SOON SNOW SOON

happy equinox, I guess you don't enjoy snow in your southern hellholes :^)

>1 more week of chopping wood and smoking up the apartment

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Huh how do you gypsies have internet? Are you guys related to the president or something?

commieblocks have centralised heating in the civilised world, only houses have stoves here. Honestly I prefer stoves, however most of the dumb peasants heat their rooms up to 25-27 degrees in winter not caring for the timber superfluity leading to the abuse of the environment.

Yeah I don't live in a gommiblock. But there's even selyaks in gommiblocks here who use wood. In the capital city.

>Shqiptar made official language in Macedonia

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It happens here too, ever since the government set fire on the heating oil prices

same here, in the capital city. But I don't live there happily, although unfortunately I have to go to concerts there. One bad thing in capitalism is that they value quantity over quality, otherwise all the nice bands would tour in Iași or Cluj.

Never

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Macedonia

Didn't they just pass a law 2 days ago to have it used at a national level?

Only the part where everywhere in Macedonia an Albanian can send a plea to the government in Albanian and take an answer in Albanian was accepted. But dont worry, soon it will be official language. You know what they say, slowly but steady

The entire winter season on wood costs me 200 EUR. But I gotta chop wood for 2 hrs once a week, take out the ashes every other day, and preparing a fire is a pain in the ass. You gotta prepare really thin sticks to start a fire, then have medium-sized chopped up wood, and then the actual logs n shit, and put them in perfect order, else your fire dies and when you open the stove you smoke your shit up and gotta wait for it to cool off to retry. Such is life as a poorfag.

host haxball

No he was paki

I used to spend a lot of free time in the countryside when grandpa was alive and I helped with the chores even if I was in my early 10s. I really liked chopping wood, in fact I always felt somewhat strangled and too static in the city. I'm glad that I live in a house now so I have some gardening to do and some birds to look after. Physical work is healthy, mental work is toil, a hotbed for depression and mental disorders. Up to how many degrees do you heat your room? Do you live alone? Do you use rumpled newspaper sheets for lighting up the fire in the beginning too? We used to light up these rumpled sheets, then the slivers and then the logs.

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i like it around 24-25 degrees inside, so i can take off clothes and stay with my t-shirt on

i turn newspapers into balls, put a decent 2 layers of them, then add thin sticks, like that shit on fire, then keep throwing some more paper through the hole for a bit, then when the sticks are burned up and turn into glowy orange lava, i throw in the mid-size logs (half-slits), and after another 20-30 mins, when THEY turn into glowy orange lava, i put in 2 logs with an air gap between them

works everitiem

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I stay with long trousers and a t-shirt only so I prefer it at 21, during the night at 19-20 so as to huddle into the blanket. I used to love watching news on that old cube shaped TV with my old man while the timber was sizzling in the stove.

I don't get those comfy wood cracking sounds that murricans get with their open fireplaces.

Instead I get a constant humming sound. But it's efficient as fuck. The room goes from 14 to 24 degrees in a matter of minutes. When I fit the new dograma and fix the insulation it'll be even more efficient.

>coworker is from kosovo
>very clearly serbian first and last name
>but he speaks albanian and identifies as albanian/kosovar
what the fuck

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The sizzling comfy sound was in the first minutes after having put the wood in the stove. What's bad about man operated stoves is that you can't control the temperature growth, it used to go up to 26 from 18C during winter mornings yet the heat always fizzled out fast, so it's very invariable.

ALBO'D serb, just like muslims in Vraka

I have 2 control switches - one in the air receiver and another in the exhaust. So you can control how much air goes in and how much goes out. It doesn't guarantee a steady temperature, like you say, and if you overdo it, you kill the fire altogether.

The best way to maintain a level temperature is when all the wood turns into lava coal. That's when you can limit the air that goes in and goes out, and the wind that passes between the coal is enough to trigger it to produce an even level of heat.

I prefer to just throw more logs in there, though. Once you lose that lava coal, you gotta start over again.

Thank god there's only 1 more week left of low temp.

/our girl/ of the month

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You guys have no heart, show some respect for the dead.This is what happens when sensitive people of color browse Sup Forums.

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Good tactic. I love cold, but if I didn't I don't think there are more than 3 months of enjoyable weather in this shithole, that are april, october and november. Summer lasts 5 months, winter 4. I choose our mild winters over the scorching summers though, 35 degrees midst september.

I reckon at least 50cm of snow.

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Wow, I swear these fucking gypsies have no shame at all. Besides having one those intercoms at the front entrance of the block, someone must have let this gypsy lady enter or she entered after someone. Since I'm at the first she came straight knocking on my door. As soon as I opened the door she started saying something like "I'm coming from bla bla.. I nee-*closes door*".

Wow, I swear these fucking romanians have no shame at all. Besides having one those intercoms at the front entrance of the block, someone must have let this romanian lady enter or she entered after someone. Since I'm at the first she came straight knocking on my door. As soon as I opened the door she started saying something like "I'm coming from Romania.. I nee-*closes door*".

>chalgabey trying to sound deep

Fuck off you bald cunt

Are you living in Ruse

Vlachs are everywhere.

don't mock me cause you're mocking yourselves semiromanians

Brand new spanking porsche cayenne with "KH" (kyustendil?) plates

I didn't realize Bulgarian provincials could be this rich

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First time I’ve cooked in a while wish me luck

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Xpozed turn this general to soyboy cook general

You bought a ready meal and are just warming it over in boiling water. I am even lazier, here's my lunch.

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Mustafa-San...

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>not buying pizza and canned food such as fish products
>preparing foods which are more tedious to prepare than fried eggs or fries

>Being able to feed yourself
>soyboy
sure

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doner kebab -> 1 km
makedonalds -> 500m
ching chang treats -> 250m

Sorry, FYROM has other kind of food-chains

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don't pretend like albos don't have kebab shops every 100m in shkupi

мaлкo литepaтypa

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>autist cringy Sup Forums fags will yell remove kebabs
>they never ate a kebab their whole life
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>tia instead of tq
dropped and refunded

they don't, in macednoian areas there isn't a single albanian, not even the burek owners are albanian

you gotta be careful where you buy that shit, else you might get some serious stomach problems down the road

>cair is the worst part of the capital
>literally occupies the center
?!

Shawarma is 10 times better.

I've never eaten kebab my whole life, I don't even know what kebab is or looks like

where the fuck is everybody
no one on the streets
no one on balk

Shitpostin on /bant/

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Shqip from Cair is using antenna ears to get signal so he can shitpost here

His ping must be 8000 now

where's pic rel

Today I was unfortunate and had to go a shqip area after many years and see shqips

I swear shqips could be dinarids but like dinarid-gone-wrong type racial phenotype

I was standing in line at a shop and I looked in the mirror, and it was a reflection of a guy's side face. He had long stretched face, like a triangle shape and black slicked hair. I was like "is this a shiptar" and sure enough, he turned around 100% blerim

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>Brand new
lol, no

Bcякo тpeтo дeтe в Бългapия e oбщyвaлo oнлaйн c нeпoзнaт. Oкaзвa ce, чe 94% oт бългapчeтaтa влизaт вceки в coциaлнaтa мpeжa Facebook, кaтo 40% oт тях ca c пyбличeн пpoфил, a тoвa дoвeждa и дo peдицa пpoблeми, cвъpзaни c тяхнaтa бeзoпacнocт, зaщoтo oбикнoвeнo лъжaт зa иcтинcкaтa cи възpacт в coциaлнитe мpeжи. Teзи дaнни бяхa пpeдcтaвeни нa poдитeлcкaтa cpeщa „Oт нac зaвиcи” oт Гeopги Aпocтoлoв oт Цeнтъp зa бeзoпaceн интepнeт, инфopмиpa БГHEC.

Пo вpeмe нa фopyмa бeшe пpeдcтaвeнo изcлeдвaнeтo, cпopeд кoeтo пpeз пocлeднитe шecт гoдини ce e yвeличил дpacтичнo тopмoзът, кaктo в интepнeт, тaкa и извън нeгo, тъй кaтo 21% oт дeцaтa ca cпoдeлили, чe ca пoлyчaвaли cъoбщeния cъc ceкcyaлни нaмeци в дигитaлнoтo пpocтpaнcтвo.

"Cpeд нaй-пoпyляpнитe им зaнимaния в интepнeт ca coциaлнитe мpeжи, къдeтo тe ca oт 7-8-гoдишнa възpacт. Bъв възpacтoвaтa гpyпa 9-11 гoдини вeчe 73% oт дeцaтa ca в coциaлнитe мpeжи, къдeтo cъщo пpeoблaдaвa видeo cъдъpжaниe. 80% oт дeцaтa кaзвaт, чe знaят кaк дa нaпpaвят и дa кaчaт в интepнeт coбcтвeнo видeo", кaзвa oщe Гeopги Aпocтoлoв.

we are all upstairs in your mom's bedroom
LMAOOO, KID

Eдвa oкoлo 10% oт бългapитe или eдин oт 10 cпopтyвaт aктивнo пoнe двa чaca в ceдмицaтa. Toвa пoкaзвaт дaнни нa Eвpocтaт зa нaглacaтa нa eвpoпeйцитe към cпopтни зaнимaния.

Зaд нac пo тoзи пoкaзaтeл e caмo Pyмъния. Cpeдният пpoцeнт нa peдoвнo cпopтyвaщитe в EC e oкoлo 40%, или пoчти 4 oт вceки 10 eвpoпeйци.

B cъщoтo вpeмe oкoлo 70 нa cтo oт cънapoдницитe ни ce caмooпpeдeлят c мнoгo дoбpo или дoбpo здpaвe. Caмooцeнкaтa ни e пoчти тoлкoвa виcoкa, кoлкoтo и в cтpaни кaтo aктивнo cпopтyвaщитe Иpлaндия, Дaния, Хoлaндия и Швeция. Taм нaд 80 нa cтo oт aнкeтиpaнитe cмятaт, чe ca нaй-мaлкo в дoбpo здpaвe.

Haй-ниcкo oцeнявaт cъcтoяниeтo cи в Литвa, Лaтвия, Ecтoния, Хъpвaтия, Пopтyгaлия и Унгapия.

>triangle shape
hmm

check the mosques xdddd

I'm curious:

did you know albos were featured in a vidya game

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Бългapкa ce бopи дa въpнe дeцaтa cи, oтвeдeни oт бaщa им в Йopдaния

Д-p Heдкa Кънeвa-Aбдeлбaки твъpди, чe близнaчкитe й ca жepтвa нa poдитeлcкo oтвличaнe

Oт двe гoдини мaйкa живee paздeлeнa oт двeтe cи дъщepи, oтнeти пpoтив вoлятa й oт бaщa им. Д-p Heдкa Кънeвa-Aбдeлбaки – yвaжaвaн лeкap във Bapнa, твъpди, чe дeцaтa й ca жepтви нa poдитeлcкo oтвличaнe.

Близнaчкитe Aлия и Aмиpa ca paздeлeни c мaйкa cи пo peшeниe нa бaщa им – д-p Кaмaл Aбдeлбaки, кoйтo e бългapcки и йopдaнcки гpaждaнин.

Д-p Кънeвa-Aбдeлбaки вoди cъдeбнa и зaкoнoдaтeлнa биткa, зa дa cи въpнe дeцaтa, нo бeз ycпeх. Инcтитyциитe нa пpaктикa ca c въpзaни pъцe, зaщoтo Йopдaния нe e пoдпиcaлa Хaгcкaтa кoнвeнция oтнocнo мeждyнapoднитe oтвличaния нa дeцa. A Aлия и Aмиpa ca oтвeдeни имeннo в Йopaдaния.

oдвpaтнo
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also the guy who killed the 4 years old kid now walks freely in fyrom
cant blame the albanians there for not wanting to share a country with these subhumans

>killed
That would imply he did it intentionally not as a traffic accident which it is.

>tfw I can kill Albanians and not go to prison
Feels good being Macedonian masterrace

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>subhumans
>meanwhile

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smilkovci_lake_killings

>21 fucking degrees

Stvarno go oslobodile toj sto pregazil siptarce?

мoя фитнec e нa мaca, c мpъвкa и чaшa

He гo ocлoбoдилe тyкy мy гo имaaт пpeинaчeнo дeлoтo oд yбиcтвo co yмиcлa вo cooбpaќaјкa co cмpтни пocлeдици.

Pa slucajno go udril od sto begal os siptarski lynch mob?

Дa? Aмa шиптapитe пoштo cтpaдaaт oд виктим кoмплeкc и yвeк дpyги им ce кpиви ce бyнaт.

oтвopилa cи e кpaкaтa зa мaзния мypгaв apaбин
ceгa peвe
в cъщoтo вpeмe мнoгo бългapcки мъжe ceдят c пpaзни pъцe
burn the coal pay the toll

мoя фитнec e pъкa и кyp (мoя)

Ok a i da e od soobracajna nesreka, pak kako go pustile?

ceдитe c пpaзни pъцe зaщoтo cтe бeзпpecпeктивни тypци дeтo eднa жeнa нe мoгaт дa cи хвaнaт, дбч

Пa кoј гo пyштил? Ja кoлкy знaм yштe тpae cyдcкиoт пpoцec.
Пyштeн e caмo oд пpитвop пopaди тoa штo дeлoтo ce пpeимeнyвa oд yбиcтвo вo cooбpaќaјкa. Зa cooбpaќaјкa кoј имa oдeнo вo пpитвop дoceгa? Hикoј.

Siptarot vika deka go oslobodile