Daily reminder that the English could literally only beat brown 60-80 IQ animals

Daily reminder that the English could literally only beat brown 60-80 IQ animals

They are the most effeminate and pathetic people in Europe

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>tfw we demolished every empire in that pic including our own

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Don't be rude to mommy.

You are not Russian

WE WUZ EMPERORZ

hæh

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>britain demolished the 1st french empire
*inhales*

>All of those "Empires" are like the size of a single Canadian province
bruh

Neither the Spanish empire, that was France

>steamrolls the viking kingdoms and kicks them back to scandinavia
>gives the French a thrashing that lasts for over 700 years
>decimate the dutch
>destroy the Spanish and reduce them to a mewling shadow
>Fuck the Russians shit up
>give the boers in South Africa a jolly good pasting

Sorry lad you were saying?

still won

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>win so much you collapse your own empire

ww2 was the only war we truly lost desu

>AHHHH HELP ME AMERICA THE GERMANS ARE RAPING MY ASS I'LL GIVE UP MY EMPIRE HELP HELP HELP

>roman empire and british
>in the same era
>french empire
>beat by britain only
>nazi germany
>beat by britain only

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oh yeah did the English never fight against any European power then mate?

we did all of it on our own
also beat the romans :)

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But we are Romans

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yeah they mostly lost or played minor roles in victories.

this but seriously

WE

>also beat the romans
only accurate if you're scottish

>Briteeth stealing glory from the other side of the channel once again...

You guys have naval accomplishments and pretty much nothing else. You got BTFO by 20 good Breton men during the HYW.

Russia defeated us, not you. Russia stronk.

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"wine-coloured" might refer to blue. If I remember correctly, Homer referred to the sea as wine-coloured, and there is no reference of the colour blue in any ancient text. People have speculated that some colours weren't recognized back then.

excellent post

>wine-coloured eyes
They were targaryens!

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>struggles to beat forestniggers
>get conquered by the french and ruled by them to this day (anglo upper class is still predominantly french), english people used as disposable peons in internal french war, lose all possessions on continent and forced to retreat to islands
>get fleet burned by the dutch and dutch king placed on throne
>try to claim credit for Napoleon wiping out the Spanish
>try to claim credit for NIII defeating the Russians
>take years to beat some half-white savages in south africa
wow what an accomplished history