How many kisses virgins are there actually on Sup Forums?

how many kisses virgins are there actually on Sup Forums?

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handholdless, kissless, 0 close friends, reporting in

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Degenerate manwhore who lost track of how many girls he fucked by 16 reporting in.

It's not all it's cracked up to be, chlamydia sucks.

>kolt

dont give up your 2nd ammendment

A girl kissed me once in grade 1

A lot. yes i am also one.

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I've kissed a girl before.

Suck it dweebs I'm like more alpha than 99% of Sup Forums.

a guy that turned down a girl, sex and cocked it up with a girl three seperate times.


still a kissless virgin

Yep. That's me. Though I think I may have cucked myself into this position. I guess I'm just afraid of it.

sauce please

sup.

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revelations 14:4
King James Version
These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

She forced me up against a wall and stuck her tongue down my throat in a dark corner of the costume room seconds before I was supposed to be on stage.

25yo touchless virgin reporting in

i just found it on the internet

wow there a lot of you guys

fuck off man whore no one likes you

30 year old wizard reporting in

26 y/o kv here.

>kissless
Not quite. But close.
>Also 27
Just kill me now

Probably like six gorillion or something

24 kissless virgin reporting, Jamal and his fifteen cousins does the fikki fikki in my stead. Not that I would want to, 2D won't betray, divorce me and leave me homeless.

Do you guys literally never meet women? Women literally throw themselves into your lap if you occupy the same room as them.

>pol are a bunch of sexually frustrated virgins
>they take out their anger on minorities
It all makes sense.

28-year-old kissless virgin here. Not even mad, bruh. Also:

>2016
>still falling for the vaginal jew

what did you expect?

Just got a virgin gf reporting in. Feels good man.

how? i thought they were a myth. unless you're underage?

I'm 2/10 in terms of looks, scrawny as shit with hair everywhere. Small dick and shitty appartment.

I have not once touched a female I was not related to.

I kissed the Japanese exchange student at my school.

>imblying they throw themselves at me

Been working in a office with 14 woman for 3 years, didn't even get a date.

I'm not good looking though

kek why is every pollack a virgin?
Autism?

I know, I don't know why I turn them down. like a girl literally said she would have sex with me

She is.

that's probably where you caught weebitis from

virgin yes
kissless no

im the king of the virgins

24 year old here. I have a long time gf and have fucked about 50 prostitutes. I don't know why you don't just fuck a whore if you are over 20 and a virgin.

I only talk to Sup Forums. Fuck sex, I don't even have any friends. We're talking full on hermit NEET modo here.

you imply that
A) im ever in a room with them.

B) they would ever actually do that.

C) id not just fumble on my words and become mute if they did.

Here. Fuck 3D though desu.

>Return
O.o
nice work m8 thats some good shit right there

Cuz you have shitty self esteem you depressed loser.

But I was already a weeb

sounds like it's hereditary then
did anyone in your family fight in ww2

>MFW i got a job and 2 months later i was banging the hottest secretary

feels good to live on a christian country

...

19, only ever had one friend that's a girl

never held hands with her or anyone else

Bitch told me she wasn't read for a relationship 3 months ago, stopped talking to her altogether. She said some shit after I asked her out like, "I just don't have feelings at all right now, I can't even bring myself to like someone. I found out my boyfriend cheated in March, and I've been on tilt since then." Tried to talk to her regularly for like a week after, she was responsive but it was one word shit. Stopped messaging her altogether, barely talked to her the past 3 months since May. Haven't left my house in over a month at this point.

I just pass time arguing with faggots on Reddit about Trump, shit posting here, and playing Pokemon

That girl's been messaging me for some reason the past few days, but whenever I respond she's just unresponsive with one word responses so I just ignore her after the second message

Really fucking hate everything right now. Just wish I could find a girl.

Wow I just opened up a can of worms. Good thing this is Sup Forums and everyone else feels just as shitty as I do :^)

How does one NEET it up? How do I live without a job? H0w does one get gibs? How much gibs do they gib

You are all cute.

you lie.

>close friends
>close
are you saying you have friends user?

>Going for non-whites
Chad who fucked multiple WHITE women without ever using a condom here. I've never had an std and settled for a young virgin (not anymore ;)).

Fucking nerds.

Never had any physical contact with a female up until I was 26, then I found a girl on a dating website, we set up a date, I was kissing then fucking her later in the evening.
Funny how much of a thin line this is. It's all about opportunities in the end.

KHHV reporting in

Don't shit where you eat.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

Come to germany. You'll get an apartment, a few thousand euros to buy furniture, the taxpayer will pay water and electricity plus you get 400 € to spend every month. We are insane here.

you really don't know how wrong you are

26 year old virgin, friendless loser here. Everyone else around me is a degenerate so I just stay inside on Sup Forums while they go out smoking weed and clubbing.

My paternal great grandfather was a machine-gunner in WW1 but that's all to my knowledge.

Hey don't feel too bad, my first kiss was from truth or dare.

Friendzoned loser.

Enjoy dying virgin

>cancuck writing his fantasies online instead of his diary
Yeah ok bud whatever helps you sleep at night.

I grew up in southern California, leaf.

It was whites and beans all the way through. Funnily enough the girl I got it from was Panamanian. Never fuck nonwhites.

>implying there are non-whites in canada
I'm sure you've turned down plent of ethnic pussy.

There is a reason why we are here, haha.

When she tells us "its not you, its me"
She means "its you"

Honestly, I'm not interested in kissing a girl if she's not at least as cute as Chino-chan.

somewhere down the line somehow one of your ancestors came into direct lewd contact with a japanese person and it has now passed onto you, I'm sorry
though what with your behavior in it was probably inevitable anyway

>caring this much about a single girl

It's called oneitis. Look it up, faggot, and grow some balls. If she isn't into you move on and stop talking to her all together.

You are cute in my mind and thats all that matters.

Sauce on this cartoon

>Acting as if I don't fucking know that already

>Enjoy dying virgin
Enjoy struggling with English you Korean fuck

I'd trade all the kisses that I've had so far with my ex-gfs for just one kiss with my waifu.

Thanks, you too

Whats the point though ?

seek professional help

Don Juan reporting

My biggest fear of teaming up with you people is that irl you're all sweaty ass useless neckbearded mouthbreathers with anime pillows

I live in an urban area, so it's full of non-whites. Girls literally come up to me, compliment me then ask me if there's a miss Chad. Sadly for them, yes.

I have slept with 6 women. I am 26. So that's actually not a lot for the general population. I also lost my virginity at 14, and have been on a dry-spell since I was 23.

2 of them were long-term relationships. One was for 3 years. So while I haven't banged many women, I've banged a lot. Every day usually, sometimes less, but on average probably every day over 3 years.

One of those was a one-night stand mmf threesome with my female roommate and mutual friend. Was drunk and awkward at the time. We're all still friends though, like 5 years later, and mostly just joke about it lol.

Another one was a one night stand.

The other two were sort of weird FWB situations. In one case, I wanted more and she didn't. In another, she wanted more and I didn't.

That's about it.

All this is to say, I haven't had a ton of sex, but I've had my fair share, maybe more. If I could do it all again, I wouldn't wish for MORE sex, I'd wish for less.

Inb4 I'ma faggot, but in most of those situations, I was looking for love (or hammered out of my mind to medicate not having love.) I still want that. Part of me wonders if now I am too jaded, too far gone, to have the sort of romantic love I've always wanted. Using porn did not help that fear, either.

I guess all of this is to say the grass isn't always greener. I missed a lot of opportunities in these relationships, which were mostly unhealthy, in terms of school, work, friends, self-improvement. Don't get me wrong, there were good times, amazing times. But everything in life has an opportunity cost.

I'm not saying being a virgin or a kissless virgin is easy. But nor does all the pain and confusion and sadness and loneliness go away when you have sex.

I dunno, maybe I should have banged so many girls I couldn't have remembered them all. Maybe that's the secret. But personally, every time I added a new partner, I felt worse and worse.

Cheers and God bless.

Never even got a highfive

You aren't going to steal my purity you filthy degenerate tranny!

well good luck with that i suppose.

>kissless
No, lost that to a friend
>handholdless
Yes
>Virgin
Yes

how big is your cock? pert and feminine or big and floppy?

Why does Sup Forums who is flooded with virgins and essentially the genetic failures of nature believe they have all the right answers to the worlds problems when they can't even do so much as stick their penis in a girl?

25y old KV here

>Stop talking to her altogether

>Have barely talked to her the past 3 months, she's messaged me first this week and I stop replying almost immediately

So don't reply at all is what you're saying

wow no wonder none of you have friends

You are fractally wrong, sir.

You scared of a little bit of encouragement

whatever you want bb

Reporting in. There's no point in worrying about it. It just means that you are too autistic for relationships. Rather, live without caring about getting into a relationship and don't follow through on flags intentionally. It's not the end of the world; rather, your worries were misguided in the first place. You're more free than normalfags who are desperate to place relationships at the centre of their lives. That autism can lead you to do good.

We don't. I'm just here to shitpost and argue about politics with my big fat fucking friend.

Yup, fuck her go find someone else. She had her shot there is no reason for you to reply to her anymore.

Reporting in 20 years

but i don't really give a shit desu i'm just trying to get my life on track and sort my shit out

a-are you me?

Not a virgin and not kissless.
I spent two decades building up for sex before it happened and all I could think the entire time was
>This is it?
Masturbating hasn't been fun since then since I get so disappointed thinking about how ot vastly surpasses intercourse.
Romance is pointless because I know I will have to fake enjoying sex at some point, and nothing bothers me more than lying to people I trust.
I wish I had just stayed virgin. Now, instead of a voice of doubt saying
>You haven't even had sex yet
>You've been passed up all this time
It has changed to
>Wow you can't even have sex right
>How fucking hard can it be to just grind your dick in a round hole?
Now I'm just floating in the cyborg land between normie and robot. I have no home or purpose.

you're trying way too hard man, work on your delivery