Early Reviews Are In - CLOWNKINO

> "IT is creepy, bloody, super funny, adorably romantic and hands down among my favorite movies of the year"

>"Felt a Poltergeist meets the Monster Squad vibe - a great example of a film where its R rating elevates it in all the best ways"

>"#ITMovie is everything I hoped for & more. Has heart, laughs & TONS of incredible scares. Fell in love w/ The Losers. Didn't want it to end."

>"I love the #ITMovie. It's everything I wanted. Scary as shit, Skarsgard nails Pennywise, and the Losers are perfection."

Is this, dare I say it.. the DAWN OF CLOWNKINO?

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This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

nice pasta. literally 5 seconds after I posted this

Please start banning these obvious sellswords with their "early reviews" shite

Everyone knows only the lowest of the low go to see something as soon as it comes out

Pennywise's voice is awful in this. He sounds like a retarded Scooby Doo has sex with the Joker. Curry's version was awesome: funny, obscene and horrifying at the same time.

Fucking nice.

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

All lies.

Beep beep Ritchie

kek

>jump scares are scary
>child actors make good movies
>its a remake of a book so you practically knows what's gonna happen
>best movie of the year
>plebs actually payed to see early releases of this shit

How's the director gonna feel when he realises half of the audience are gonna watch it for the frog boy?

>Horror movie starring a league of legends character

Wow spooky, who the fuck's even afraid of clowns anymore?

And another half?

me and im 40

>calling a werespider a "clown"

They thought the movie was gonna be about the daily life of an IT job worker

What do you call that kind of hairline?..

>half of the audience are gonna watch it for the frog boy
I'm sorry, what?

...

Finn Froghard

Cringe

just fuck my IT up

>trusting normie reviewers
I only trust the moist meter

IT guy by day
scary clown guy by night

Those reviews seem so organic and legitimate. Hilarious! RAUNCHY FUN!!

>Internet bloggers LOVE it
>Keep calling #ITMovie
>Use marketing terms when describing the film
>"nostalgia porn" meets "nostalgia porn"


So it's a solid 6/10 at absolute best.

>when Bill freaked on set again

One would say the authors are..... critics!!!

more excited about the new chucky.

No one's ever claimed to be scared of clowns. Just like being afraid of Freddy doesn't mean I am scared of burn victims. Burns victims are just unsettling unless it's a hot chick somehow. Same with clowns. They're unsettling unless with their clothes and make up unless there's a hot chick wearing it. If they eat a child and my parents don't believe me then she gets upgraded to scary. All this means are murderers scare me.

GOIN GET LITTY!

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>absolute kino confirmed
Will Sup Forums EVER be right?

MOMS GONNA FLOAT

>Burns victims are just unsettling unless it's a hot chick somehow

>like being afraid of Freddy doesn't mean I am scared of burn victims
>scared of burn victims
umm, sorry but... how about a fucking murderglove with iron fucking claws?

never

We were with IT the whole time