Ma'am, there's only one God and I'm pretty sure he is not

Ma'am, there's only one God and I'm pretty sure he is not...

>meets Thor
>still believes in jeebus

>implying aliens are gods

Thor is weak tho

...a jew.

Wow, we had to go through three marvelfags to get an appropriate answer.

>implying gods aren't aliens

>thor is real
>this means jesus is less likely to exist

retard

Jesus was like whatever powers were left guy compared to Thor...or maybe party guy.
>turns water to wine
>makes food for thousands out of nothing
Yeah, Jesus was party guy...or the caterer.

>heals the sick, the blind, the mad

That's a pretty skilled caterer.

> Walking on water wasn't actually water-skiing
Jesus was a wealthy jet-setter, partying all the time (turning water into wine) and ordering way too much food for his parties.

Romans crucified him because he never pay the bills.

>oh so Thor was never a real immortal god but a trans-dimensional alien
>not like MY god, who is all-powerful, totally not an alien and also exists
Dunno why the writers at marvel didnt just avoid the topic instead of coming up with this shit

>implying barbers weren't also dentists in the medieval era

Most of the time they did but fans are demanding autists who literally ask the questions you want avoided for the sake of the story.

I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty.

It's just like History class.

> Oh look at those ancient greeks and romans having myths and legendary stories about gods and monsters. Of course it's not true, it's just stories to illustrate their philosophy and way of living.

> Now the Bible tells stories about God and demons, about people living hundred of years and with magical powers. Is it true ? We don't knooooooow ! Shut up Kevin, it's not a myth, it's religion !

Jewish

Basically this. It disgusts me how religifags will denounce another religion as a myth, or a lie, when theirs is no different at all.

kek the jews were mad he didn't pay for cloned bread

But their book said they are right !

Everyone knows Jesus was framed by the Baker's Guild

I don't know what's up with your logic leaps, but:

caterer =/= barber
0-33AD =/= middle ages
healing the (sick), blind and mad =/= dentist

>a book of stories is FACT! FAAAAAAAACT!
>"I don't know what's up with your logic leaps, but:...
Gee, dunno boss. Next you'll claim it's just symbolism or something.

>healing the (sick), blind and mad
He was actually giving coffee to drunk people after huge parties. Alcohol is known to provoke sickness, blindness and madness.

...

...a FAGGOT lol

...Jewish

Jesus drove the money grubbing jews out of the temple.

Two millenia later, this feat remains unmatched even amongst fictional heroes.

So there.

ALLAHU ACKBAR

>this feat remains unmatched even amongst fictional heroes
> implying

Jesus was just a carpenter m8

I'd like to see that fat schmuck try to do the same PERSONALLY

>fat
Implying you know who it is without reverse image google search

Let me guess, his name is Louis.

Wrong

Well fuck you then Louis.

a frog

That's offensive to Kekism

Pretty sure the mythos of the supernatural in other society's, reinforces the narrative of the bible.
>God makes man
>Man fucks up
>Wanders the Earth meeting Demons, Angles, and other shit in-between(yes, the Bible possibly talks about aliens or Demi-beings)
>After along prep time(and a few plagues), God is finally ready to give Man a second chance

>Angle
lol, I messed up

you are absolutely right he is the ultimate good guy

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