34 and a virgin? How the fuck does this even happen?

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wait a few years and you'll find out

If i hadn't lost my virginity i would probably still be a virgin, it's not hard to see how it could happen really.

Why would you let this be known about yourself? I mean, outside of show purposes. In real life. Do you approach people and say "I'm a virgin!" or something?

I'm 23 and know for a fact that I will die a virgin. If you're not really outgoing and have average looks, then it's very difficult to get laid.

Did you even watch it?
He's a Mormon.

You're just not an average guy still going for average women and it obviously won't work.

this dude is obviously gay but too mormon to come out

This was 5 years ago, he's almost 40 and still a virgin. Although if you actually listen to his story it's really not that weird, he doesn't want to have sex until he's actually married. Sex really isn't that difficult to get, even for people like him it's literally a few clicks away. Finding somebody who wants to marry you, that's the challange.

>very difficult to get laid
Please, most people in the world have average looks famalam.
If you're not outgoing, try dating sites or something.

Only religion and/or psychological issues can prevent someone from self-improving and trying until you make it, or going to a hooker.

30 here, virgin
no interest in losing it, i don't go out or socialise much
i have very few irl friends

if you're a virgin past the age of 18 why haven't you just fucked an escort?
i mean holy shit, how much of a fucking loser can you be?

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Wow.

Because it's even more pathetic than being a virgin. Plus, you're still basically a virgin. Paying for it doesn't count.

yeah well, trick lies in meeting women who actually share your interests and who have a compatible personality with your own. it' always weird to read about introverts who want to go out of their way, try it and it doesn't work because it's not them. contrary to what people think not being yourself will only backfire in the long run.

At least he looks like a vegetable, some of us don't have that excuse.

I've fucked 7 women or so. 6 of the 7 came when I was in 9+ month dryspells and felt I needed to have sex because 'le virgin meme'
I regret each of those 6

>i dont kiss on the first date
holy shit this was hard to watch lol

>Sex really isn't that difficult to get
y-yeah hahah

>paying for it doesn't count
18+ board, fag.

if you think being a 20+ virgin is better than paying a few bucks to fuck someone who actually knows what they're doing, you're retarded.

good luck finally meeting a girl pathetic enough to fuck you and absolutely blowing it because you have no idea what you're doing

kys reddit

dude's rapey af & thinks it's okay because he's got novelty Ts

>calling anyone pathetic when you've literally been with prostitutes
Is this a shitty troll?

You underage is showing

but i've fucked more non-prostitutes than i have prostitutes?

>n-no you!
lol, ok kid

It literally doesen't count you braindead moron
Yeah you pay a whore to have sex with you, then what? what have you accomplished? how did your life change?
I'd say it's worse since atleast before you didn't know what you were missing on.

You've fucked prostitutes
That's fucking embarassing and revolting. You're a fucking gross loser and this is something you will never undue

i'm the biggest neet loser i know and even i got laid wtf how are people like this possible?

33 here, virgin. I actually go out a lot and socialise. Most of my friends get approached by girls and I thought thats how things worked, so since no one ever approached me I figured it was never happening for me and learned to live with it.

It's easy, hate people.

If this is real , you got a lot to learn in life. God , you're pathetic

Why wouldn't it be real?

In Europe there's nothing wrong with fucking whores, it's a cultural thing where as in America you're the literal devil.
Personally, if your wife wont suck your dick , get some whore to do it.

>fucking a whore just to lose your virginity.

How fucking insecure can you get?

>having sex doesn't count
kek.
well, you keep telling yourself that when you're a 25 year old virgin, my son.

>34 and a virgin? How the fuck does this even happen?
Not a big mystery.
If it weren't for prostitutes i'd be a virgin too, i'm shy and ugly af.

Because i thought it was impossible for a human to be so worthless.

There's only one thing to learn. Everything is a lie, death is truth.

Which part of europe? In the UK it's pretty sad.

21 year old virgin and I will still be a virgin at 34 unless I die first
>how does this happen?
no friends-->never go out-->no chance to meet women

I live in Europe and being a client is illegal here, not prostitution but a client. No. Its not normal or culture, clients are looked down on and prostitution is a political hot potato most people want to end.

>reading comprehension
i asked why someone wouldn't, i never said i did.
i don't understand how as a man, you'd rather sit around being a virgin and jerking off than actually fucking a real woman because of 'muh morals'.
pretty gay actually.

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these are things you can change you retarded faggot

>gross loser trying to defend his life decisions on fucking prostitutes
You aren't going to win this you nasty fuck

I don't see what's wrong with his post. You can't get laid at a bar if you're not exceptionally muscular and having a big personality. It doesn't matter if you do the approaching.

>How does it happen
As a 41 year old virgin, I simply don't try, I go to work and I go home, I don't go outside.
My life is peaceful and I don't have much stress from work, I fear I would lose that peace if I ever entered into a relationship

high standards

put a bit of charm on some homely girl and she'll bend over for you

nah bro, no one wants to include someone with no social background in their friend group, it's a vicious cycle

> In the UK it's pretty sad.

Depends who's doing it. Me and a bunch of m8s thought of calling a whore around to our uni apartment for bantz. It's all about context and perspective

It's pretty easy. I had to put a fucking huge amount of work to get even ugly women to look interested. Then I had sex and while it was good it wasn't at all worth all the hell I put myself through to afford all costs of grooming and gym for my body

It was just depressing to think that I felt so damn good in myself after I reached my goals and then the reaction was basically nothing. I got a few fatties interested in taking the d and girls that looked like quasimodo. The reality was just crushing and I decided to never bother again

Both are pathetic as fuck, but I would say what you're suggesting is even more pathetic. What he should do is just go to the nearest bar and fuck the first woman that will give him a pass, that's it. It's nothing magical about it. But paying for a whote JUST to lose your virginity is some sad shit.

>"Please can we kiss... please.. please it doesn't have to be a big kiss, just please"

I couldn't handle it, had to turn it off and walk away for a moment.

>. You can't get laid at a bar if you're not exceptionally muscular and having a big personality. It doesn't matter if you do the approaching.

God you're sad, go browse /fit/ for a while then come back to me. I'm serious

You do know there are rules against doxxing our moderators, right?

Stop shitposting

yeah bro that sounds epic

it's really not though.
what if he's an ugly fat shit? i think you're underestimating how much looks play in this scenario. you're assuming user is attractive enough for a girl to even give him a pass. why should he bother going through that embarrassment when he can just fuck an attractive escort?
if he goes out he's already paying for some sluts drink, maybe even her friends, and that's just for the chance to maybe have sex lol. fuck that. if it were me, i'd just fuck an escort. nothing pathetic about it.

I'm sorry that your life is boring , but you dont need to be such a faggot. You must be fun at parties

>what if he's an ugly fat shit?
Then loose weight, better himself as a person. The world isn't supposed to cater to your stupid ass.

>You must be fun at parties

>implying he's ever been invited to one

>you will never visit a legal high quality border

Who, me or this nigger ?

>caring about what a bunch of fat virgins on a Chinese basket weaving forum think about the world

Not everyone is worthless low IQ garbage who is "fun at parties."

the nigger

>you must be fun at parties
Anyone who has ever said this has never been to a party

Sitting on your couch in your loser dorm with beers is not a party

If you think getting made fun of for your completely thoughtless nasty decision to go visit a prostitute and pay her pimp $100 after she just got done fucking some 62 year old on Cialis is "shitposting"
You're more embarassing than I thought

You made a choice you will never be able to take back you fucking nasty fuck. You made a choice you will never tell your future wife or parents about. Your fucking nasty ass did this and you try to justify what you did like it's normal when it's fucking not.
You're a disgusting piece of shit

Not in my country it ain't. Only truck drivers and 40 year old welfare honeys do it and everyone thinks they're disgusting anyway.

Your underage is showing. I fucked a prozzie for €100 and it was probably the best €100 I've ever spent. She was fucking hot too. Much better than any skank I'd pick up at a club

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>You made a choice you will never be able to take back you fucking nasty fuck

Dude, i'm like 19 (not even joking). Go get a life and live a little instead of talking 24/7 to Anonymous people on the internet. Fuck man, this is sad.

>you're still a virgin even if you had sex due to money being exchanged

dumbass. What if you fuck a girl on the first date. Is it different because a dinner was involved?

Why would anyone be a virgin after 16, or maybe 18 depending on your country's laws ?

It's really bad for your mentality to wait too long, you'll make a big deal of sex and relationships and think it's something hard to obtain, or stressful or that sex is bad if you're not a chad with a big dick.

Just get closer to a female friend which happen to be single, set a date, kiss her, and after the third date escalate it to some vanilla sex.
Women don't have consciousness or self awereness, they'll follow what road you put them into.

Some people really make bad life decisions.

REKT

>to wait
You make it sound like it's not possible to try and fail every time

>having to change his whole lifestyle and workout for years to lose his virginity
>better than just paying for an escort
now, that's cuck shit

If you're idea of fun is watching your friends fuck a disease ridden whore then by all means I'm the weird one.

If I were 19, I would get the fuck away from this site and go out and live my life. Not waste it away here. Sad.

>after the third date
lol

I had to pause the video like 5 times and take little breaks while watching it

27, virgin. I have basically no libido due to a head injury age 12. I'm 6'4 and apparently attractive but I have no compulsion to have sex and if it's a rare day and I feel turned on, I know it'll pass quickly so I use it to masturbate and even then it doesn't always work or last long enough.

I am a fucking wreck of a man.

>live a little by being a nasty fuck with no frontal lobe like me and go visit a whore
Fucking nasty retarded little faggot. Do you know how pathetic this sounds? Do you know your complete lack of self awareness
Nasty fuck

>he's 19
>he's wasting this youth argueing about fucking whores on the internet

top kek

30 year old virgin here

AMA

>if you're a virgin past the age of 18 why haven't you just fucked an escort?
>i mean holy shit, how much of a fucking loser can you be?

I almost did but a few years later found someone I loved instead. Dodged a fucking bullet there.

You think fucking a whore would help, ease your doubts/tension, somehow make it easier. I really fucking doubt it. I would have felt absolutely terrible giving in to that. It's like giving up and eating smashed cockroaches because you haven't eaten in a while and then finding a delicious steak. You're going to regret your cockroach meal forever after.

>just be yourself
>get arrested because I share values that could be seen as mildly racist
yeah not gonna happen

this thread has really given me some insight into this board's collective psyche. are tv, r9k and pol like the biggest crossposter boards or what?

Same user here It's better for someone to achieve something through strength and will power than exchanging money. The former is what the Ubermench would do.

>He thinks my m8s would fuck her
>Not just have all of us play video games naked

Kys

I only come here on and off in the week. These types of threads really show how out of my league some of the people on here are. They're just losers

Ok grandpa

how about paying a whore you fucking idiot.

I never undstood this. If I had not gotten laid before I turned 18, I would have gone to a prostitute on my 18th or asap afterwards.
please explain yourself

>Last thing Nietzsche did before he died was fuck a whore and get syphilis

wow banter haha we'll just be naked with a hooker gotta post this on fb!

wont fuck her tho, one of the real jokers of the group might ask for a blowie, just as a joke lol!

I'm and I've never been to r9k. I don't fret about being a virgin, and its only funny to take up in threads like this because people get so upset and can't wrap their heads around it.

>kid that has visited whores when he was 19 years old after too many Sup Forums troll threads trying to walk away as a winner
Ho. Ly. Kek

Are you alright?

Do you live in yurop?

>muh i waited for love story
i swear if i didn't know the context of this conversation i'd think a female wrote that.

i lost my virginity at 16 and i barely remember the girls name.

Oh man either a roastie or a literal faggot. Whatever you are end yourself in the most painful way possible.

>omg you nasty nasty disgusting pervert!

fucking faaaaaaaaag

hopeless. you hype up sex so much. it's nothing special. it feels good, sure, but man, it's not that big of a deal. you won't feel differently after sex. go fuck an escort. nothing's more pathetic than a virgin that's 20+

dude you sound like a faggot when you say that
wtf is a social background?
you really sound like a kid