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poo lad edition

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wank

>i was too slow

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fanny

what does this have to do with british culture?

sue

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*screams for food*

high proportion of hats in that pic

every day is the worst day of my life

shut the FUCK up you spineless little chattering twerp.

wish we still had swords

milkies

I come from a long line of proud Irish men, my last names O'Malley I'll have you know
My great grandpap built the darn railroads he did, imagine that

>americans

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How would you define a "drug problem"?

WEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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She's looking plump

AYE AYE
HERE HE IS
THE WANDERER RETURNS

Big Jan is rooning this general, can't even wank to fucking machines any more.

To: Petulant pipsqueak of a runt dropping responsible for the post ending in numbers 394:

You do not speak to me like that. Learn your place before I put you in it.

Regards.

Nth for brits on suicide watch

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doing drugs more than once every 3 months

>air force

absolute nerds

realer that real life

That star at the end looks like a cheeky cartoonish twinkle.

the only problem is when you run out haha x

you mean chair force

WAHEY

Why don't English people celebrate St.George's Day?

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Sword of Virginity +5

>that absolute manlet to the right of centre
jesus, can't imagine being the height of an actual child

can't wait to go on a runt hunt later today what with all the Irish ''people'' inducing themselves into an alcohol coma
will be like shooting fish in a barrel...

top o' the mornin' ta ye British folk
I'm off to scatter me pot 'o gold to the seven winds

Like bobby sands?

>He doesn't have a sword

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hmm...

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what makes canadians so arrogant
their country is a laughing stock
their only gimmick is "we're like america but poor and irrelevant"

nobody knows when it is

Post in here please

fuck off yank

so lonely

If you invaded Africa you woulden't go celebrating there ritual initiation by slicing your foreskin off with a sharp stone. We dont need to practise tradtiions of colonised countries

*imagines a world where one can travel from one country to another as cheaply as a cost of a taxi ride*

>oi, want to grab some bonafide curry m8? i am stepping out to mumbai for a minute
>oi, want to grab some bonafide chinese m8? i am stepping out to shanghai for a minute
>oi, want to grab bonafide a follicular unit transplant m8? i am stepping out to instanbul for a minute
>oi, want to grab some bonafide slags m8? i am stepping out to london for a minute

wew la

Raya a cute

When space exploration finally happens, will it be the Navy or Air Force that I must join to be part of the action?

would love to have a fleuret and escrime every cunt that gets in my way

did the man slay the dragon

you braindead twerps dont have the intellectual capacity to even be in my precense, let alone try to communicate with me

anyone here from bristol

space force

NASA or SpaceX

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nobody cares about you

No but I applied for a job there once

Abominable post.

*grabs you from behind*
GET HIM LADS

cope

*stabs you*

could not give a single fuck rugby

and I live just around the corner from Paul O'Connell (who I pass regularly and am on mutual nodding terms with) and probably quite a few other famous rich rugby players I'm not familiar with cause fuck watching sport

*whacks him in the ballbag*

Toilberg has let me telework lads, so I'm outta this shithole, narrowed where I'm going down to 2 choices, it's between

>naples, italy
>athens, greece

which one lads

spiritually yeah

*stabs you in the belly*

>mutual nodding terms
shrieking

oi wanna grab some bonafide pizza m8, going out to chicago for a minute

in spirit

>grimsby
>isn't grim

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which one of you was this

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can't here you from down there sheamus o'smallson

Air Force

Navy aren't as intellectually competent

Do you actually yeah?

Grand Mac or Signature Classic lad?

>space exploration

lol

alri cockmunchers

signature classic

look at this literal mansion i found lads

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*Atlantis by Donovan starts playing*

Does the sentence:
"Nice drawing, although she doesn't wear skits"
Make sense?
All I wanna say the drawing is nice, but in real life she'd never wear that. Does my sentence accurately portray what I mean ?

This. Can't fathom wanting to do anything desu

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

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>hail in march

Gulf stream BTFO

fuck im so lonely :(

a must listen for all our american friends
youtube.com/watch?v=KfZpbWLl0Ew

are we talking about outer space or the space between your ears?

>No South Uist
disappoint.

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but thats not my name gregory shortcock

>tfw we'll get to change it back to God Save The Queen

wish I was in the land of willies

humans will never leave this solar system and you're a deluded youtube-pseudo-intellectual for thinking otherwise

Had a terrifying experience last night. As I was falling asleep, I felt hands/claws drag on my back, tear the sheets off etc but I couldn't move. Then when I could I was so spooked I sat up for a full hour. Fucking hate sleep paralysis.

>worrying about space exploration when planet earth is in a fucking state

same

so we DO have space to explore then

40 other IPs in here mate

on what grounds

leftypol earthlubbers OUT

stop imposing sexual roles on the poor lad let him be

*prances through a field of willies gathering them up like daffodils*

no homo

heh yeah, sleep paralysis *sharpens claws under your bed*

Like a black father humanity must leave earth to the single mothers.