poo lad edition
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wank
>i was too slow
fanny
what does this have to do with british culture?
sue
*screams for food*
high proportion of hats in that pic
every day is the worst day of my life
shut the FUCK up you spineless little chattering twerp.
wish we still had swords
milkies
I come from a long line of proud Irish men, my last names O'Malley I'll have you know
My great grandpap built the darn railroads he did, imagine that
>americans
How would you define a "drug problem"?
WEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She's looking plump
AYE AYE
HERE HE IS
THE WANDERER RETURNS
Big Jan is rooning this general, can't even wank to fucking machines any more.
To: Petulant pipsqueak of a runt dropping responsible for the post ending in numbers 394:
You do not speak to me like that. Learn your place before I put you in it.
Regards.
Nth for brits on suicide watch
doing drugs more than once every 3 months
>air force
absolute nerds
realer that real life
That star at the end looks like a cheeky cartoonish twinkle.
the only problem is when you run out haha x
you mean chair force
WAHEY
Why don't English people celebrate St.George's Day?
Sword of Virginity +5
>that absolute manlet to the right of centre
jesus, can't imagine being the height of an actual child
can't wait to go on a runt hunt later today what with all the Irish ''people'' inducing themselves into an alcohol coma
will be like shooting fish in a barrel...
top o' the mornin' ta ye British folk
I'm off to scatter me pot 'o gold to the seven winds
Like bobby sands?
>He doesn't have a sword
hmm...
what makes canadians so arrogant
their country is a laughing stock
their only gimmick is "we're like america but poor and irrelevant"
nobody knows when it is
Post in here please
fuck off yank
so lonely
If you invaded Africa you woulden't go celebrating there ritual initiation by slicing your foreskin off with a sharp stone. We dont need to practise tradtiions of colonised countries
*imagines a world where one can travel from one country to another as cheaply as a cost of a taxi ride*
>oi, want to grab some bonafide curry m8? i am stepping out to mumbai for a minute
>oi, want to grab some bonafide chinese m8? i am stepping out to shanghai for a minute
>oi, want to grab bonafide a follicular unit transplant m8? i am stepping out to instanbul for a minute
>oi, want to grab some bonafide slags m8? i am stepping out to london for a minute
wew la
Raya a cute
When space exploration finally happens, will it be the Navy or Air Force that I must join to be part of the action?
would love to have a fleuret and escrime every cunt that gets in my way
did the man slay the dragon
you braindead twerps dont have the intellectual capacity to even be in my precense, let alone try to communicate with me
anyone here from bristol
space force
NASA or SpaceX
nobody cares about you
No but I applied for a job there once
Abominable post.
*grabs you from behind*
GET HIM LADS
cope
*stabs you*
could not give a single fuck rugby
and I live just around the corner from Paul O'Connell (who I pass regularly and am on mutual nodding terms with) and probably quite a few other famous rich rugby players I'm not familiar with cause fuck watching sport
*whacks him in the ballbag*
Toilberg has let me telework lads, so I'm outta this shithole, narrowed where I'm going down to 2 choices, it's between
>naples, italy
>athens, greece
which one lads
spiritually yeah
*stabs you in the belly*
>mutual nodding terms
shrieking
oi wanna grab some bonafide pizza m8, going out to chicago for a minute
in spirit
>grimsby
>isn't grim
which one of you was this
can't here you from down there sheamus o'smallson
Air Force
Navy aren't as intellectually competent
Do you actually yeah?
Grand Mac or Signature Classic lad?
>space exploration
lol
alri cockmunchers
signature classic
look at this literal mansion i found lads
*Atlantis by Donovan starts playing*
Does the sentence:
"Nice drawing, although she doesn't wear skits"
Make sense?
All I wanna say the drawing is nice, but in real life she'd never wear that. Does my sentence accurately portray what I mean ?
This. Can't fathom wanting to do anything desu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
>hail in march
Gulf stream BTFO
fuck im so lonely :(
a must listen for all our american friends
youtube.com
are we talking about outer space or the space between your ears?
>No South Uist
disappoint.
but thats not my name gregory shortcock
>tfw we'll get to change it back to God Save The Queen
wish I was in the land of willies
humans will never leave this solar system and you're a deluded youtube-pseudo-intellectual for thinking otherwise
Had a terrifying experience last night. As I was falling asleep, I felt hands/claws drag on my back, tear the sheets off etc but I couldn't move. Then when I could I was so spooked I sat up for a full hour. Fucking hate sleep paralysis.
>worrying about space exploration when planet earth is in a fucking state
same
so we DO have space to explore then
40 other IPs in here mate
on what grounds
leftypol earthlubbers OUT
stop imposing sexual roles on the poor lad let him be
*prances through a field of willies gathering them up like daffodils*
no homo
heh yeah, sleep paralysis *sharpens claws under your bed*
Like a black father humanity must leave earth to the single mothers.