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dave's at it again on /dpt/
You've Been Framed is on in half an hour lads. Remember that? Funny as fuck innit, let's all watch it together.
Chase is on right now, about to finish though. then news and that. Then YBF.
shit (if you'll pardon the pun) edition
how the fuck can you not cook rice
it tells you on the bag/tub
this thread smells of curry
I love this country
I love authoritarianis
I love morality
Australia greatest anglosphere
business idea: continental warfare
Use a rice cooker
don't look at me mate
*stashes vindaloo carton under the sofa*
business idea: postmodern warfare
i am the fastest poster on /brit/
you don't need a rice cooker
it's piss easy to do it in a normal pan
in addition to this I've literally explained to her, in detail, several times how to cook rice perfectly. She still MANGLES it every time and the recipe is literally 2x volume of water to volume rice, simmer for a bit, then put the lid on. DONE. but no, fucked it again.
Today in history: The Congress of the Confederate States of America gathers for the last time
45% of Confederate congressional districts were occupied by Union forces at this time. President Davis had proposed buying 40,000 slaves and emancipating them, allowing them to fight for the Confederacy, but Congress rejected this.
They adjourned with the last entry, "the Confederate Congress, with its work still undone went silent forever".
Why is the Chase on at 6:07pm when the schedule CLEARLY STATES ITV Evening News at 6:00pm???
It burns easier in a pan and scraping that shit sucks nigga dick
vommed a bit
You euros and your infrastructure/public transport is too much. They are too nicely done I bet shitskins LIKE loitering
so, how about them (sport team)s?
ffs lads i have to this retarded project and then i have to present it to my class
which i was in a british uni so i wouldn't have to do embarrassing shit like this
genuinely hate yanks
All the chinese people at uni would religiously cook rice in rice cookers, it was weird. Of all the people to cook rice in a simple pan you'd think it'd be the chinks, but no.
that ragdoll effect tho
feel kind of bad for laughing but how could you not
it's e-sports now isn't it
Where would you choose to be reincarnated?
I'd go rural Scotland, or suburban New Zealand or Canada.
might order a 'bab
People say violence isn't the answer, but think about it - how else would you win wars?
el monstruo del reino unido
should of battered them senseless my man
nary a 'tskin in sight i'm afraid
quite the qt nip and her mum across from me though
Rugby went over by 10 minutes.
well you'd think they'd move on from chopsticks as well but it'd appear not
why do plebs have this fascination with "rural scotland" as if there's anything particularly good going on there
No one died in this accident
well worth a giggle
Just had a power cut lads
haha people getting hurt is funny xDDD thanks reddit!
that's because they're dumb
those are some big british chebs
britain cries out for handsome men
who /athleisure/ here?
this is lapetus, a moon of saturn
no one died, it was funny, fuck off
This day in history: George I of Greece is assassinated in 1913.
Although the Greeks overthrew their king in 1862, they still wanted a monarchy. They chose the Duke of Edinburgh as their new king, but Queen Victoria would not allow it. Eventually they chose Prince William of Denmark, who became George I.
While out on an afternoon walk near the White Tower on 18 March 1913, he was shot at close range in the back by Alexandros Schinas, a Greek Communist.
Schinas declared that he killed the king because the he refused to give him money.
Schinas was tortured in prison. He died by allegedly jumping out of the window of the gendarmerie in Thessaloniki, a fall that was reported as a suicide.
Agitated paddy replied to me in the wrong thread. Absolute fucking state of him
Rural Ireland is better because it looks exactly like that but without the Scots
yeah i know right, I think it comes from this romanticised image cultivated by Braveheart of moors, hills and glens and misty villages with viking warriors. Would love them to see how grim Ayrshire can get in the middle of december
you lads out on the lash tonight?
needs more BAME lads i reckon
the entire point is that there's not much going on you urban runtoid
Living around the Irish
Careful lad, all the stats show that the Irish have committed more acts of terrorism than muslims
no what am i gay
triggering my paredoirola (or wtv its called)
looks like countryside literally anywhere else in the UK, especially wales or the lakes
great, dave's here with his HILARIOUS "fuck off neurotypical" posts every single thread!
Say no more
the russian spy thing is just a distraction from telford
worst child abuse scandal in uk history and not a peep about it since this spy got himself wiped out
spy killings probably happen all the time but we don't hear about it unless it's convenient to make a song and dance about it
probably eu stooges making brits fear for their security without them
something fishy about it for sure
That first person in the white jacket
had a nostalgia wank to sunny leone
Dave is the plight of my existence
The bane of my metaphysical form
I said "good" not "much" you cretin
That seems very much like a 'you' problem, rather than a 'we' problem
Feel free to not share that sort of thing in future
paredoirola (or wtv its called)
They never got back up
not loving memes of your culture
our response must be proportionate
wow corbyn going out on a limb there
DONT WATCH THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY
m e n t i o n e d
Skitarquins getting BTFO
We are a collective
We are an anonymous
We are not forget
hm yes we should definitely nuke russia without conclusive proof
imagine getting your ballbag pulverized between the chairs
Reminds me of You've Been Framed (which is on telly in a bit)
Two clips are actually unrelated
righty-o 'ol chaps
off to the pub than shall we?
'ave a few pints and watch the footy?
wish ivan would fuck off already
he ruins the ft comments as well
god i wish that were me
dave simply cannot stop getting his nut done in
Who's talking about nuking them? Is Corbyn saying we shouldn't? He's effectively just saying "we should do the right thing," without specifying what that is.
me in the car
For me, it's the 'gulls
indian being the OP of /brit/
Moni's private nudes are outrageous lads xx
*dribbles on the floor*
spaece travelll :DD
corbyn is the same as all old commies loves russia more than his own country
fired 2 days before retirement
PARTY CHUCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
People seem to forget that he's a known traitor
does he still get his pension
There is no reason for space exploration. There is nothing there, and we don't have faster than light travel so there's literally no point because we're not going to get anywhere. Reinvest the money into infrastructure development that actually helps people and improves their lives and the economy
How does this picture make you feel? :^)
had a mate who told me his parents were old school commies, and that they had a place on a ship ready for them to run off to russia if the cold war kicked off.
Normally you don't if you're fired.
There is no reason for overseas exploration. There is nothing there, and we don't have faster than wind travel so there's literally no point because we're not going to get anywhere. Reinvest the money into agriculture development that actually helps people and improves their lives and the economy
The firing of McCabe, a civil servant who has been at the bureau for more than two decades, could significantly affect his pension.
That would mean nothing, though? Your pension is tied to the time in which you were employed. So you would still get the same pension.
is the frozen canal/tiny pub/chair party in amsterdam a real thing?
hm SLIGHTLY different there davey boy, when people hadn't even left their land and went out to sea before, this was never a mentality
Economical growth but contraction in wages? sign me right up!
hey skitzo how u doin
-2 degrees outside
lmao what the fuck is going on
small brain: duhh I wanna go into space, dude martian colony lmao
normal brain: we should fix our own planet
large brain: burn earth to the ground fuck it all
ascended brain: we should look into asteroid mining to ensure the survival of our people here on this eden
FBI director McCabe.
hm SLIGHTLY different there johnny boy, when people hadn't even left their planet and went out to space before, this was never a mentality
I like this spinoff but the original series is still the best
I find Essex nauseating
global warm- sorry climate change
anyone else in the north west getting random blizzards
hold me lads
snow is settling the panic setting in
It's 1 degree C here.
It was 11 degrees C day before yesterday.
Beast from the East round 2 innit.
nah it's literally just around your street, we're all filming it because it's so weird
the mash looks dire
there is nothing in the solar system, nothing even remotely close to us to discover. not cost-effective
are you hoping someone will mspaint your post next to a pic of an alien or something?
alright, thanks lad, just checking
whats going to be the end result of the mass alienation of straight white men?
what country is this
No, i'm just posting the truth, space exploration makes no sense
more mass murders
dads buying me a takeaway
Irish could do with discovering fishing
agree to disagree
you can shut up about it now
The New London School explosion occurred on March 18, 1937, when a natural gas leak caused an explosion, destroying the London School of New London, Texas.
The London school district was one of the richest in America. The London School, a large structure of steel and concrete, was constructed in 1932 at a cost of $1 million (roughly $17.9 million today).
The school board had plumbers install a tap into the residue gas line to save money. Students had been complaining of headaches for some time, but little attention had been paid to the issue.
294 people (most were children) were killed. The explosion was its own alarm, heard for miles. Area residents started to arrive and began digging through the rubble, many with their bare hands.
Adolf Hitler, who was the German Chancellor at the time, paid his respects in the form of a telegram, a copy of which is on display at the New London Museum.
The population of New London was 998 at the 2010 census.
More video games and NEETS
There is nothing there
on the moon maybe, but space is literally full of shit you can't even imagine. for instance theres a planet reasonably near us the same size of the sun that is literally all diamond
another that is literally 100% dark. as in no reflected light whatsoever even though its a rocky physical planet like ours
probably nothing to mine from there in fairness, but I just find that fact really interesting
hopefully one day you grow out of the videogames
user, I want you to hit me as hard as you can
lots of ""depression""
misread the question
bought myself a takeaway
imagine making yourself an internet personality by arguing with a figment of your imagination
fucking state of you mate
hm, i don't think we should be investing billions every year into projects because it piques your interest and you get to live out our star trek fantasies.
And that's all space exploration and NASA really is at this point, its a money pit not built on fact or reason, but dreams and aspiration. m-maybe one day i'll live to see first contact r-right guys
Would you say you're happy?
what you get?
a copy of which is on display at the New London Museum.
Shall be alerting the JIDF of this, so they can send field agents to correct this horrific anti-semitic injustice
mass alienation of white men
this isn't actually happening though
it's just you being a pathetic runt and you're trying to make excuses for your own failures
dave is very real and has identified himself every day, you utter redditor
nice lad had to cook for myself hated it was shit what u get
What a dumb move. Trump is making a lot of unnecessary enemies. Cannot say a lot about Trump, but the guy has arrogance.
im alright ye
what did you order?
White men aren’t failing. We literally have to work twice as hard for half as much
why is he doing all these firings
you're a failure
if you actually read the article you'd know he was fired by the FBI, not trump
McCabe leaked FBI files and lied to congress
chicken what kebab?
would never get wedges from a takeaway
just get frozen ones in the foreman grill innit
they're 1kg for a quid
there's a huge population of losers eager to blame someone else for their failings and for some reason we're meant to validate their feelings
i am jewish and i need to be loved
just like everybody
i love you
grim i thought u ordered something good
DEPRESSED LADS I AM DEPRESSED
love kate bush
thought this was a vid of the cameraman sniffing the womans hair at first
Is that gravy and cheddar cheese?
mr. netanyahu, tear down this wall
just take antidepressants bro
*leaks FBI files and lies to congress*
You having a migraine?
ordered a chicken tikka kebabs with chips and garlic dip
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
Problem is you faggots use the term too broadly.
"white male" could mean anything from Chad trust fund baby to virgin mining town runt with unemployed coal ex-miner father.
DEPRESSED LADS I AM DEPRESSED
guess ill go get some chips then
Take pics of your adventures for the lads
When was the last time people in Britain were dying of starvation because they literally had no chance of getting food?
i'm starving, would murder that kebab
got no cash though
not if i want to do laundry next week
everyday what is poverty
On a hillside desolate.
Will nature make a man of me yet?
Cannot stand Elon Pong and his legions of Soyboys
uhh britain is a capitalist country = every day
She's very special
chicknenjg nein jen bkeb
the fuck is this?
just wash your clothes in the bath
annihilation is a modern masterpiece
i also have watched annihilation
Thought crime is here
i've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand
could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?
it's a good song tho isn't it
I am so depressed I can feel it in my stomach
Dumb lyric poster
who are they
Possibly when the pits closed. Maybe one or two people found themselves completely fucked for food then.
Properly though, not since the NHS. Not unless they had a serious mental illness keeping them away from the right institutions.
mate you just done a gay haha
dumb lyric poster
Engineering a way to mine shit from objects in space and transport it back to Earth will be the most profitable venture imaginable.
uhhh no dude you just don't understand
WE scientists are going to invent a super warp drive and then humanity can finally meet aliens
and umm yeah we're going to have sex with the aliens and then we're going to do cool space stuff like mass effect and halo yeah haha dude it'll be coo' dun worry
I've been waiting for a guy to cum and take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man
These sensations barely interest me for another gay
I've got the spirit, lose the feeling, take my cock away
what the FUCK is this a joke? there is absolutely no discernible pattern, there's not enough information. this has got to be trolling
don't get the whole 'greasy takeaway after a feed of booze' meme 2bh
prefer it in reverse
I used to talk to a girl from Dubai, English expat where we used to chat a bit and talk as i was friends with her boyfriend. This was like 3 years ago and i realised i still have her on facebook would it be creepy to try and start up a conversation?
shall be listening to this album tonight
Easier to just cook something myself and take the grotty rags down the laundrette. Would be nice if the FUCKING washing machine was working though.
perhaps the best post i've ever seen from a potato head
It's talking about stuff like denying a person a service which is perfectly legal if its for a legitimate reason. If you do it because of race its a crime tho
Nice to see Neil Morrissey's still on the box.
agreed. i'm too bloated from booze to eat much.
dumb food poster
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
this is beyond me
Are there munchie boxes in éire?
i'd be more tolerant of gays if they weren't so obnoxious
digital IQ tests
yup *tips my felt hat*
there's your problem
The Nixon shock was a series of economic measures undertaken by United States President Richard Nixon in 1971.
For the first years after World War II, the U.S. owned half of the world's gold reserves. However, from 1950 to 1969, the US share of the world's economic output dropped significantly to 27%.
Charles de Gaulle sent the French Navy across the Atlantic to pick up the French reserve of gold from the United States and was followed by several other countries.
Federal Reserve officials along with twelve other high-ranking White House and Treasury advisors met secretly with Nixon at Camp David. There was great debate about what Nixon should do, but ultimately Nixon suspended the convertibility of the American dollar into gold.
one on left ya simp
LOVE this statue
Never had a gf and I'm almost 30 so I must be one of the bravest people on earth
Think it might be a blood pressure thing. Alcohol lowers blood pressure, salt and fat raise it. Might be why we crave cigs with a drink as well.
native whites not having kids is the number one reason the neoliberal economy has to import loads of foreigners
damn gen x
they ruined britain for the rest of us
dumb statue poster
Sounds like she's self-aware enough of how silly that 'brave' label actually sounds though
tell me what to have for tea /brit/
in five years she's crying :where are all the good men? no kids, no man but at least she has money
the only solution I can think of, is it moved left one circle, if it moves left again and assuming the pattern is black-45-black-45-black, it would be black. Right?
Kiss me I'm Irish
fish and chips
put wax in my hair and am looking quite the qt today
Ehhh dats a spicy meataball
never had a girlfriend
never been on a date
never had sex
turn 30 this year
haha she isn't even in the same league as me
Leftmost one makes most sense to me. Basically no row or column is homogeneous.
ehhhhhhh i went to the chipper yesterday
can't be having the people in there thinking i'm that pathetic
want to have a wank but dunno where to bust desu
how do you figure
Go to the one on the other side of the street
that's what i thought, but it's still a stupid question imo
although it is badly designed being an online iq test which are 100% fake btw the most logical answer is the far left as then there is a unique coloured circle on all possible spaces without their being any overlaps in horizontal, vertical or diagonal lines
sun is out but it's still 15 degrees lads
just got the sudden urge to play black ops specifically the plaza map
in a tissue
then flush it
in a fanny
chippies arent as common as you'd think dear yank
dubs eat something called a 'spice-box' which I believe is the essentially same thing but haven't had it myself
don't eat fast food of any kind anymore anyway 2bh so they could be making any manner of abhorrent deep-fried shit and I wouldn't know
every row and column has one different circle to the plain circle and since 3 and 4 have already been used it must be 1
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO IT'S TOO FUCKING WINDY
qhbNHJDOLI\AS LJNBBJHKL# MKDFMNVKJGDFML,KX; GML,DGHML;
celsius of fahrenheit
what is she eating?
delete this image from your hard drive and i'll tell you
link the test
no one make a new
ah guess that makes sense, i was looking for a pattern lol
Nah she doesn't need a men. Can find somebody to impregnate her and have kids whenever she wants. There will always be the state to take care of her kids. And some beta faggot will be there to be their dad like the retard he is.
Women have the upper hand when it comes to this domain of life.
go down with the ship
Kiss me I'm Irish
want to go to the shop for some tinnies but scared in case the just eat man comes whilst Im out
thats a tor link, idiot
doesn't realise what he did
Reckon this can't be healthy for the fishies :(
what's wrong with just eat?
LAST MEAL WAS AT 6PM
WHEN SHOULD I TAKE THE MANDY?
its all the shitty places
rarely get anywhere good on just eat, need to go to deliveroo or uber eats for quality takeaway
it's 4chins you can say nigger
This day in history:
1990 – In the largest art theft in world history, 12 paintings, collectively worth around $500 million, are stolen from the Gardner Museum in Boston.
Experts are puzzled by the choice of paintings that were stolen, especially since more valuable artwork was left untouched.
On their way to the finial, the thieves passed by two Raphaels and a Botticelli painting. Titian's The Rape of Europa, which is one of the museum's most well-known and valuable pieces, was left untouched.
The rarest work stolen is The Storm on the Sea of Galilee, Rembrandt's only known seascape, with a value estimated at $200 million.
The FBI, Scotland Yard, Japanese and French authorities have all failed to uncover any leads. Some of the art may have been offered for sale in Philadelphia in the early 2000s.
The Museum is offering $10,000,000 USD to any information leading to the finding of these paintings.
never fallen for the whims of women
proud of it too
absolute nonsense mate, case in point mcdonalds is on ubereats.
lets make this the last /brit/
its been a good few years but it must end now
2x tesco pepperoni pizzas
8x go ahead! fruit bars
1 pack of haribo tangfastics
6 packs of hula hoops
rate, tummy is quite full