Gaystralia edition
/brit/
dave's at it again on /dpt/
You've Been Framed is on in half an hour lads. Remember that? Funny as fuck innit, let's all watch it together.
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Chase is on right now, about to finish though. then news and that. Then YBF.
WAHEY
shit (if you'll pardon the pun) edition
how the fuck can you not cook rice
it tells you on the bag/tub
this thread smells of curry
Australia greatest anglosphere
business idea: continental warfare
Use a rice cooker
don't look at me mate
*stashes vindaloo carton under the sofa*
business idea: postmodern warfare
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good travels to you line of k lad
the lands is a mad buzz
i am the fastest poster on /brit/
you don't need a rice cooker
it's piss easy to do it in a normal pan
in addition to this I've literally explained to her, in detail, several times how to cook rice perfectly. She still MANGLES it every time and the recipe is literally 2x volume of water to volume rice, simmer for a bit, then put the lid on. DONE. but no, fucked it again.
Today in history: The Congress of the Confederate States of America gathers for the last time
45% of Confederate congressional districts were occupied by Union forces at this time. President Davis had proposed buying 40,000 slaves and emancipating them, allowing them to fight for the Confederacy, but Congress rejected this.
They adjourned with the last entry, "the Confederate Congress, with its work still undone went silent forever".
muh heritage
Why is the Chase on at 6:07pm when the schedule CLEARLY STATES ITV Evening News at 6:00pm???
It burns easier in a pan and scraping that shit sucks nigga dick
vommed a bit
prefer sweden
You euros and your infrastructure/public transport is too much. They are too nicely done I bet shitskins LIKE loitering
100% subhuman
so, how about them (sport team)s?
ffs lads i have to this retarded project and then i have to present it to my class
which i was in a british uni so i wouldn't have to do embarrassing shit like this
el goblino...
Ipswich lost
genuinely hate yanks
All the chinese people at uni would religiously cook rice in rice cookers, it was weird. Of all the people to cook rice in a simple pan you'd think it'd be the chinks, but no.
that ragdoll effect tho
feel kind of bad for laughing but how could you not
it's e-sports now isn't it
Where would you choose to be reincarnated?
I'd go rural Scotland, or suburban New Zealand or Canada.
might order a 'bab
hahaha
People say violence isn't the answer, but think about it - how else would you win wars?
jej
el monstruo del reino unido
should of battered them senseless my man
nary a 'tskin in sight i'm afraid
quite the qt nip and her mum across from me though
Rugby went over by 10 minutes.
well you'd think they'd move on from chopsticks as well but it'd appear not
see: filename
edgy
Ok noice
edgy
peace talks
why do plebs have this fascination with "rural scotland" as if there's anything particularly good going on there
No one died in this accident
well worth a giggle
Just had a power cut lads
haha people getting hurt is funny xDDD thanks reddit!
that's because they're dumb
those are some big british chebs
britain cries out for handsome men
who /athleisure/ here?
this is lapetus, a moon of saturn
your mum opens your packages?
no one died, it was funny, fuck off
LOL
This day in history: George I of Greece is assassinated in 1913.
Although the Greeks overthrew their king in 1862, they still wanted a monarchy. They chose the Duke of Edinburgh as their new king, but Queen Victoria would not allow it. Eventually they chose Prince William of Denmark, who became George I.
While out on an afternoon walk near the White Tower on 18 March 1913, he was shot at close range in the back by Alexandros Schinas, a Greek Communist.
Schinas declared that he killed the king because the he refused to give him money.
Schinas was tortured in prison. He died by allegedly jumping out of the window of the gendarmerie in Thessaloniki, a fall that was reported as a suicide.
Agitated paddy replied to me in the wrong thread. Absolute fucking state of him
Ha hah ha
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Rural Ireland is better because it looks exactly like that but without the Scots
yeah i know right, I think it comes from this romanticised image cultivated by Braveheart of moors, hills and glens and misty villages with viking warriors. Would love them to see how grim Ayrshire can get in the middle of december
you lads out on the lash tonight?
needs more BAME lads i reckon
the entire point is that there's not much going on you urban runtoid
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
>Living around the Irish
I'll pass
Careful lad, all the stats show that the Irish have committed more acts of terrorism than muslims
no what am i gay
triggering my paredoirola (or wtv its called)
cringe
looks like countryside literally anywhere else in the UK, especially wales or the lakes
great, dave's here with his HILARIOUS "fuck off neurotypical" posts every single thread!
Say no more
the russian spy thing is just a distraction from telford
worst child abuse scandal in uk history and not a peep about it since this spy got himself wiped out
spy killings probably happen all the time but we don't hear about it unless it's convenient to make a song and dance about it
probably eu stooges making brits fear for their security without them
something fishy about it for sure
>That first person in the white jacket
ayy
had a nostalgia wank to sunny leone
Dave is the plight of my existence
The bane of my metaphysical form
I said "good" not "much" you cretin
scatland
direland
quails
lelgland
That seems very much like a 'you' problem, rather than a 'we' problem
Feel free to not share that sort of thing in future
>paredoirola (or wtv its called)
They never got back up
>not loving memes of your culture
wew
>our response must be proportionate
wow corbyn going out on a limb there
DONT WATCH THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY
>quails
m e n t i o n e d
Skitarquins getting BTFO
We are a collective
We are an anonymous
We are not forget