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Gaystralia edition

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dave's at it again on /dpt/

You've Been Framed is on in half an hour lads. Remember that? Funny as fuck innit, let's all watch it together.

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Chase is on right now, about to finish though. then news and that. Then YBF.

WAHEY

shit (if you'll pardon the pun) edition

how the fuck can you not cook rice
it tells you on the bag/tub

this thread smells of curry

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I love this country
I love authoritarianis
I love morality

Simple as

Australia greatest anglosphere

business idea: continental warfare

Use a rice cooker

don't look at me mate
*stashes vindaloo carton under the sofa*

business idea: postmodern warfare

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good travels to you line of k lad

the lands is a mad buzz

i am the fastest poster on /brit/

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you don't need a rice cooker
it's piss easy to do it in a normal pan

in addition to this I've literally explained to her, in detail, several times how to cook rice perfectly. She still MANGLES it every time and the recipe is literally 2x volume of water to volume rice, simmer for a bit, then put the lid on. DONE. but no, fucked it again.

Today in history: The Congress of the Confederate States of America gathers for the last time

45% of Confederate congressional districts were occupied by Union forces at this time. President Davis had proposed buying 40,000 slaves and emancipating them, allowing them to fight for the Confederacy, but Congress rejected this.

They adjourned with the last entry, "the Confederate Congress, with its work still undone went silent forever".

muh heritage

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Why is the Chase on at 6:07pm when the schedule CLEARLY STATES ITV Evening News at 6:00pm???

It burns easier in a pan and scraping that shit sucks nigga dick

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vommed a bit

prefer sweden

You euros and your infrastructure/public transport is too much. They are too nicely done I bet shitskins LIKE loitering

100% subhuman

so, how about them (sport team)s?

ffs lads i have to this retarded project and then i have to present it to my class
which i was in a british uni so i wouldn't have to do embarrassing shit like this

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el goblino...

Ipswich lost

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genuinely hate yanks

All the chinese people at uni would religiously cook rice in rice cookers, it was weird. Of all the people to cook rice in a simple pan you'd think it'd be the chinks, but no.

that ragdoll effect tho

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feel kind of bad for laughing but how could you not

it's e-sports now isn't it

Where would you choose to be reincarnated?

I'd go rural Scotland, or suburban New Zealand or Canada.

might order a 'bab

hahaha

People say violence isn't the answer, but think about it - how else would you win wars?

jej

el monstruo del reino unido

should of battered them senseless my man

nary a 'tskin in sight i'm afraid
quite the qt nip and her mum across from me though

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Rugby went over by 10 minutes.

well you'd think they'd move on from chopsticks as well but it'd appear not

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edgy

Ok noice

edgy

peace talks

why do plebs have this fascination with "rural scotland" as if there's anything particularly good going on there

No one died in this accident

well worth a giggle

Just had a power cut lads

haha people getting hurt is funny xDDD thanks reddit!

that's because they're dumb

those are some big british chebs

britain cries out for handsome men

who /athleisure/ here?

this is lapetus, a moon of saturn

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your mum opens your packages?

no one died, it was funny, fuck off

LOL

This day in history: George I of Greece is assassinated in 1913.

Although the Greeks overthrew their king in 1862, they still wanted a monarchy. They chose the Duke of Edinburgh as their new king, but Queen Victoria would not allow it. Eventually they chose Prince William of Denmark, who became George I.

While out on an afternoon walk near the White Tower on 18 March 1913, he was shot at close range in the back by Alexandros Schinas, a Greek Communist.

Schinas declared that he killed the king because the he refused to give him money.

Schinas was tortured in prison. He died by allegedly jumping out of the window of the gendarmerie in Thessaloniki, a fall that was reported as a suicide.

Agitated paddy replied to me in the wrong thread. Absolute fucking state of him

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Ha hah ha
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Rural Ireland is better because it looks exactly like that but without the Scots

yeah i know right, I think it comes from this romanticised image cultivated by Braveheart of moors, hills and glens and misty villages with viking warriors. Would love them to see how grim Ayrshire can get in the middle of december

you lads out on the lash tonight?

needs more BAME lads i reckon

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the entire point is that there's not much going on you urban runtoid

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>Living around the Irish
I'll pass

Careful lad, all the stats show that the Irish have committed more acts of terrorism than muslims

no what am i gay

triggering my paredoirola (or wtv its called)

cringe

looks like countryside literally anywhere else in the UK, especially wales or the lakes

great, dave's here with his HILARIOUS "fuck off neurotypical" posts every single thread!

Say no more

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the russian spy thing is just a distraction from telford
worst child abuse scandal in uk history and not a peep about it since this spy got himself wiped out
spy killings probably happen all the time but we don't hear about it unless it's convenient to make a song and dance about it
probably eu stooges making brits fear for their security without them
something fishy about it for sure

>That first person in the white jacket

ayy

had a nostalgia wank to sunny leone

Dave is the plight of my existence

The bane of my metaphysical form

I said "good" not "much" you cretin

scatland
direland
quails
lelgland

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That seems very much like a 'you' problem, rather than a 'we' problem

Feel free to not share that sort of thing in future

>paredoirola (or wtv its called)

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They never got back up

>not loving memes of your culture
wew

>our response must be proportionate
wow corbyn going out on a limb there

DONT WATCH THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY

>quails
m e n t i o n e d

Skitarquins getting BTFO

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