/got/ Theon General

Theon will take the Iron Throne. Mark my words.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/R8r9_WWzNS0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Read the leaks little Theon :^)

After Jon throws it away to buy an ergonomic chair?

>dick gets cut off
>becomes much stronger

What did D&D mean by this?

But he has no claim or reproductive organs. Danny's womb might still be in tact and they are teasing the possibility of Jon being the one who gets the throne assuming Danny doesn't try to kill him or he passes his turn for succession because ITS HER TURN. Another possibility is that Danny dies leaving Jon and Gindry and Cercie the only remaining options with Jon having the strongest claim.

Cut off your dick, mate.

>he hasn't read the season 8 detailed leaks
senpai, just give up

That men are still men regardless of mutilation.

Very transphobic desu.

>has no dick or balls
Why even live? His bones would get weaker and his muscle would waste.

No I have not because unlike you I still want enjoy life and see this ride to the end.

Manlet memes aside
Emilia Clarke is 157cm/5'2
Kit claims to be 173cm/5'8
But he is a maximum of 5-8 cms/2-3 inches taller, how tall is he really?

Why does liana stark look like a latina?

Most of you have no use for their dicks, so you can cut of, GIGA VIRGIN

the one good thing about this season is Jaime's acting and that he finally got his book 4 redemption arc (about 4 imaginative books too late)

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

youtu.be/R8r9_WWzNS0

Euron will be

BOW YA SHITS

so why does Daenerys hate Cersei ?

Getting kicked in the crouch with a sailor's boot is still pretty damn painful even without a dick

>wasting your time reading reddit fanfiction when there's dozens of posts pointing out a laundry list of everything wrong with it in the catalog

Why YES, my good sir, I DO indeed browse the forum known as Reddit! Doth thoust also browseth Reddit, perchance? Mayhap we have discussed Game of Thrones™ together on it! Forsooth, 'twould indeed be a marvellous coincidence! Verily, it has been a pleasure to speak to a gentlebrony and a scholar such as thineself. I bid thee farewell, fellow Redditor! *tips fedora*

AAAARGGGGGHHHHHHH SANSA SAVE MEEE PLEASE

dany is going to win m8. yass queen already wins with a landslide victory

autism

TFW you're 189cm tall but you wish you were 160cm talls instead.

SHANSHA

THINK ABOUT THE LADDER SHANSHA

NO SHANSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHG

she broke apart Daenerys' kingdom

Alright i need a shortlist of who died in the past 2 episodes

aagghhh...

IS bobby posting dead ?

Season 1–4 Thrones would've had Arya or Sansa get duped into killing the other (or one of the Northerners would've taken it into their own hands like with the captive Lannister kids), which would've made Littlefinger's later execution more blatantly justified and impactful and Littlefinger a better character by showing just how manipulative and a liability to order he is. This show has no teeth anymore, the cast is being whittled down to all the big players you KNOW won't die.

some nobodies
littlefinger

so basically nobody

WATCH IT PETYR

The shame was too much after the last episode.

I thought a lot of people kicked it in the frozen north on the island battle

H A R R E N H A L
A
R
R
E
N
H
A
L

Did petyr die a virgin?

Why does Lyanna Stark look like a latina?

Fuck this dickless general

Aren't eunuchs supposed to get bigger and stronger? Granted my knowledge mostly comes from Mel Brooks movies.

>ARYA?

>WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

theon will probably die fighting euron while helping the starks

a pottery ending for him

no he fucked lysa

>episode 7
>no Stannis
I'm disappointed

She's the first to not give her what she wanted on a silver platter

Or did she fuck him? I'm sure he took more that a little finger up the bum.

No, being without balls would really fuck a man over in terms of strength, they even state in the books that unsullied are short and weak compared to westerosi knights etc.

The actress is half Italian, I guess she just had a tan at the time? She looks way whiter in anything other than Thrones.

But she knew Jon since like episode 3.

The only thing I could think of.
GoT post S4 is like zombi simpsons

> Won men's trust by banging his head against their leader.

What did Dabid mean by this ?

was it as romantic as you hoped?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

kit is 5'7'' max
emilia wears heels most of the time though

Why did he go out like a bitch?

>how do you answer these charges... lord baelish.

he paid the iron price
and now it beginz

>Greyjoys fractured ready to be exploited
>Dorne ready to be exploited
>The Reach without Tyrells and Tarlys ready to be exploited
>Cersei emotionally unstable ready to be exploited
>A Targaryen with mad queen tendencies ready to be exploited
>No I'll just sit in Winterfell and do jack shit for a season
>Trial by combat? What's that?


FUCK THIS SHOW

>season 8 leaks

Are you a homo? You really think they are real??

>laedi shansha...aihm ah littl conphewsd

When did Cersei and Euron have the conversation to head towards Essos while pretending to head to the Iron Islands? How does she know he didn't just do that?

Le cool ninjaa XDDDD

MVP this season?

Will the Night King get all 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons and summon this?

THE INCEST, AEGON

>19 ironborn
>1 theon
you know what that means

DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD

>muh CIA mastermind
Face it, his masterplan got EXPOS'D

Is the hound still on aryia's list?

20
GOOD
MEN

POTTERY

BRAVO DND

IT'S SO DENSE

>they think euron heading for the iron isles
>they end up completely missing him while he gets the GC

WHY DIDNT ARYA WIPE OFF THE BLOOD FROM THE DAGGER BEFORE SHE PUT IT BACK INTO ITS SHEATH? WHAT THE HECK?!?!?

...

...

Why did Tyrion stand in the corridor like a fucking cuck listening to Dany and Jon getting it on for several minutes?

Was he about to stroke himself or something?

BECAUSE ITS COOL DABID

It was a quick slash, it probably didn't even have blood on it.

>If they cut of your cock, you win

BRAVO DAVID
BRAVO DAN

Maybe he'll just upgrade the Blue-Eyes he already has.

>and your OTHER Aegon?

how good a fighter actually is jon?

who's slightly better, who's slightly worse?

i know it would've been cringy and cliche as fuck, but i kinda would've liked a close up of theon and him whispering what is dead may never die

Looks Welsh.

LOOKS LIKE A CAVE MAN

BRAVO DND

...

>they didnt show Rhaegar and Lyanna interacting more
>not even show the front of their faces

What was the fucking point of even showing that scene

>going from BDC Drogo to Playboy Daario to fucking Jon "Manlet" Snow
Unrealistic unless this is supposed to represent a roastie settling for a beta after fucking a bunch of Chads in her 20's

He probably doesn't want them close since it may cause problems

glad they didn't make her shave her arms

That's what happens when you chill in Dorne for months

Theon has no cock, he doesn't count as a good man, or even a man.

>Jon Aegon Snow Stark Sand Targaryen
>Theon Greyjoy Stark
>Sansa Stark Lannister Bolton

WHAT THE FUCK D&D

>Hey, you pretend to walk out over something

Thats literally all she had to do

Come on someone help a retard out.

can you guys believe that battle for the north will be over in ep1-2 and then it will be battle for the iron throne? i wasn't expecting this

I was really surprised they didn't drop the line during that scene.

>secret marriage

He was making sure Jorah didn't kill himself in the next room over.

>cannot be destroyed
>double piercing battle damage

what the actual fuck is this shit