/got/ general Sad Jaime Edition

previously on /got/ Nikolaj just BTFOd JBfags and I'm thriving.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/R8r9_WWzNS0
youtube.com/watch?v=kk3uCEm4UtY&ab_channel=ElioGarcía
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

screencap this

1st for jews normalising incest

AAAARRGGHHHHH SANSA SAVE MEE PLEASE

post your eurons

>I don't think so. Aunt/Nephew is a lot more palatable to people than siblings or supposed siblings, which why they were never going to get Jon together with Sansa or Arya. Both are pretty gross, but it's par for the course for the show, which is sad.
The point is that Jon and Dany are not simply aunt and nephew, they're inbred as fuck, and mathematically speaking they share even more DNA than Jaime and Cersei.

Is there any conceivable way Jaime survives all this? I just want my boy to live.

>people celebrating the death of little finger
NORMIES GET OUT

Post high quality screens of Jon's amazing ass please

you have been visited by the lord protector of the vale

out of perverse romantic lust, he will keep your mother safe this night, and for all the nights to come

sweet dreams and harrenhal will be on the table as well but only if you post "seven blessings, uncle petyr" in this thread

2 year wait.

Ridiculous.

The way the rush everything in the show along and ruin it. Just to make us wait for 2 years.

I cannot believe.

I can't wait till normies totally forget about the show and drop it because there attention span isn't that long and the last season rightfully bombs and it's a huge embarrassment.

I hope all the actors who didn't speak up and say this show is retarded and doesn't make sense now but just read the stupid stupid lines careers go down the toilet and they become washed up homeless drug addicts.

I hope D&D's plane crashes into a volcano filled with needles and broken glass.

And last but not least I hope the writers get there eyelids peeled off and have to watch there whole family get raped and torn apart and eaten by HIV positive chimpanzees and then they get drowned by a big naked gay guy hung like a donkey holding there head under the water as he fucks them up the ass until they die.

I wish jon had told dany he was okay with the fact that she can't have kids (even though she totally can), rather than being like, "A witch told you? Sounds fake"

Incest Love or die alone but knowing you're a decent person

Which one brings true happiness?

>mathematically speaking they share even more DNA than Jaime and Cersei.
Wrong.

He dies saving brienne

this pretty much summarizes my feelings about episode 7

SOMEONE make webm of the sex scene?

I thought Ramsay only cut Theon's dick off and left the balls?

agghhh...

Seven blessings, uncle petyr.

Sheven bleshingsh, uncle Petyr!

AAAARRGHH NO!

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

youtu.be/R8r9_WWzNS0

I SHUPPOZE YOUR SHISTERS PUSSHY IZ OFF TEH TABELH ASHWELL?

BOW YA SHITS

>Ywn see an Arya and Sansa sex scene in Game of Thrones
Why even live?

Riddle me this, lads. Why do tumblr, r*ddit and landwhales want Jaime to end up with Brienne so much? How many times does Nikolaj have to say that it's not gonna happen?

>Twins sharing more dna than aunt/nephew
Are you retarded?

i wonder if he really was a big guy, if you know what i mean

seven blessings, uncle petyr

>tier list
AZOR JAMIE
AZOR STANNIS
AZOR NIGHTY
AZOR BERIC
AZOR DANNY
AZOR CIA
AZOR JON
AZOR EURON

>ywn watch a chad vs chad fight on the trident.
>Only Bobbychad absolutely wrecking some lanklet faggot in glorified armor.
What a fucking disappointment.

reeeeeeee

its nothing boat sex was overhyped as fuck, cutting to black was gona better than that shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=kk3uCEm4UtY&ab_channel=ElioGarcía
L I N D A
I
N
D
A

would the testes still produce sperm/semen in such a case? How would it get discharged? would one get phantom erections?

I was expecting Jon to arrive in Winterfell and get told the truth in this episode. Fuck that slow boat

Lu Bu would have whooped ass of all GOT characters

The Game of Thrones can't end while there is still a sitting ruler on the throne. There will always be someone playing the "great game" and attempting to get more power. My fan theory is that after Dany takes the throne, she will go fully mad with power, and Jamie will Queenslay her for the good of the realm. After this, he will ensure that things transition into a more modern democratically elected style of leadership.

...

>people acting like show Little Finger and his constantly changing accent was ever good
PLEBS LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

>Littlefinger always assumes the worst in any given situation
>It never occurrs to him by trying to turn Sansa against Arya they could end up allying and turning on him
>Is surprised as fuck when it happens and has prepared no plan to get out of such a situation

How convenient. Bravo D&D.

Nope, it's correct. ~71% for Jon/Dany and about 55% for Cersei and Jaime, considering that they're fraternal twins conceived by first cousins.

I don't understand how Egg is doing so well. His Kingsguard Lord Commander lost the Stormlands to based Laughing Storm Lyonel but he's liked by his subjects and is conquering these shitty islands here.

it took me out when jon said "reliable source of information" since the phrase sounds so modern

Not to mention the Lannisters have generationally been less incestual than the Targs.

I hate shipfags in general but Jaime and Brienne would be best for Jaime because he's a faggot whenever hes cerseis bitch
Brienne x Tormund is the one true ship

seven blessings, uncle petyr

In a few years you can hire her when she is escorting to keep the lights on because she can't act and has gotten fat.

Cersei and Jamie had the same father AND mother. Jon's paternal grandparents are Dany's parents, meaning 50% of Jon's DNA isn't shared by Dany.

...

I already saw it, but I want the webm.

Are we all going to forget about Bran turning into a white walker ?

>FUCK LOYALTY

aghh..aGHHh...AHHHHGHHHHHH

Guess not

How does that work?
Jon's mother was totally unrelated to Dany?

fuck sake

nah, arya will probably kill him

Because they are ugly and she is ugly. It gives ugly people hope they can land and attractive person.

...

Jaime is now a retard, all he does is repeat parts of Cersei's sentences with disbelieve, he is wrong about everything and she schools him constanty, just mercy kill him already like Baelish.

Fat, obnoxious women who are probably proud feminists and warriors for social change dream about a guy that wouldnt rest a bike against them. I wonder why.

Would you a book brienne?

>Littlefinger, much like varys, has a network of spys and likes to know everything about everyone
>Bran returns to Winterfell claiming to be the Three Eyed Raven
>Littlefinger is not interested in the slightest to know what that implies even after Bran tells him something he shouldn't know

Bravo!

off screen death

True but Jon and Dany are good guys and well liked characters. Jaime and Cersei are bad guys. General audiences are going to cut the good guys some slack, especially if they didn't know.

Nope, but D&D sure have,

>After all hes done he was just reduced to tears on his knees by two little girls made insufferable by modern writing

WE

WHERE IS MUH PRESTON

Did they have the balls to kill him off? Or will him berric and edd teleport to Winterfell?

WE

holy shit my fucking sides

reminds me of that Polish kid

Did Brienne's mother get blacked too?

I was gonna use this guy to bring down the Targ regime. Fuck.

You actually expect him to be honorable when cornered by death? He deserved everything he got for killing Eddard.

You're missing his character arc

"You once told me there is no justice in this world. Not unless we make it"

Anyone who knows anything about the law ever: A sham trial w/ no evidence, unreliable testimony and no proper defence counsel w/ one person as judge jury and prosecution is not justice.

Forgot pic

He wasn't there.

>never burned his body
>never found his body

he did admit to kill lysa tho

To be fair there doesnt seem to be any reliable system of law in westeros, the nobles just do whatever the fuck they want with impunity

>DRAGONGLASS KILLS WIGHTS

tormund needs to impregnate brienne and become a northern lord
beric needs to fulfil his destiny
edd needs to stop being so boring and become jon's court quipmaster now that the watch has fallen

Landwhales on suicide watch.

>JBfag interviewer: Jaime also shared a moment with Brienne, who seems to still be a moral compass for him. Are you glad they might be reuniting in war, too?

>NCW: I think we should team up. After I saw Episode 6, I’m so rooting for Tormund Giantsbane and Brienne of Tarth to become a couple. She needs to go with someone who wants her instead of always … the Jaime-Brienne thing was never going to happen. He’s too messed up. She should go with Tormund because he is so in love with her. Maybe he’s coming on too hard because he’s already talking about babies and all that, but I think that’s the one for her.

>JBfag interviewer: She might want what she can’t have, though.

>NCW: I don’t think she ever wanted [Jaime]. I think that she liked him and they respected each other, but I don’t think she’s ever looked at Jaime the way Tormund looks at her. There’s never been that kind of beautiful lustful relationship between Jaime and Brienne. It’s been more like an emotional connection. I don’t see it happening. I think Jaime is truly damaged goods, anyone should stay away from him. His twin sister is always going to be there — it’s going to be weird.

>I hope there’s some kind of scene again with Jaime and Cersei because that is the main relationship. I hope that they get to have one face-to-face before we end the show, but who knows.”

>Coster-Waldau also has become invested in the romantic relationship of one potential couple in the series.

>“I saw Episode 6 with Tormund Giantsbane, when I saw him talk about Brienne. I for sure felt like they’re meant for each other,” he said.

Why did they stop Ned? Sure they're supposed to protect Jon/Lyanna but it is her brother

Show us yer muscles

Oohh! You'll be an autistic cripple

It is if you have a magical lie detector next to you

When I saw the wedding I smiled. Specially imagining the hammer caving his chest in.

>“Tormund Giantsbane and Brienne of Tarth; that’s going to be. He was so excited, like, ‘Imagine the babies we’re going to have.’ It was so beautiful. I’m 100 percent on that train for sure. What is it called, ‘Torienne’? I’m supporting them.

>“You don’t want Brienne to waste any romantic time with Jaime Lannister because he’s a mess, he’s so fucked up, he’s been with his own sister for so long. It’s disgusting. He’s never going to be a normal human being. Go with this guy so straightforward, Tormund Giantsbane. He’s strong, he’s powerful, he’s funny and he’s going to take care of her. It’s perfect. I can see that happening.”

Giant babbies happening.

Kek

>incest makes you a bad person

Winds of Winter will be published next summer couple of months after season 7 dvd and blu-ray release. They want to make money before G.R.R.M's true story comes out.

What the fuck was this guy's problem?

...

They thought they were going to kill the child.

>Stannis
>dead

nice helmets

Do these idiots not realize that Brienne has loved Renly all her life? That's kind of a big plot point, her loving a kind and handsome highborn pillowbiter (later king) she could never be with. She's also not the sort to fall in love with some snide rich prettyboy just because he turned over a new leaf and stopped being a piece of shit. They only bonded over trying to maintain honor in the face of the common people scapegoating them for the death of kings, they're kindred spirits in that sense but nothing more and are both mutually aware and respectful of each others' personal affairs.