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kot edish

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oh my days

hare krishna

Need a Bavarian gf

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yeah was always the smartest person in secondary school and uni. didn't get the best marks because i just didn't apply myself but i was definitely the smartest. i just know i think about things and observe things in a certain way which no one else does. i know for a fact that im wickedly unique in that way. do i try? no why would i it doesn't interest me. if i get interested in something i'll read the wikipedia article and then i understand it. simple as. what is equity?
>google it
>go to the wiki page
>read all of it
then thats it. now i know equity. that was obviously just an example but obviously i can do the same thing with topics that are less rudimentary like maths (calculus, etc)

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overdosed on willies

>come june i can get any job i want

Reality gonna hit this one like a tonne of fucking bricks.

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:3

how much money do you spend on food etc per week?

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correct mindset

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sophie

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moo

japan needs more immigrants, really sad whats going on there :(

want homeless people,, streamers, camwhores, vloggers and communists dead

want to fuhh thihh thicc bihh

looks like a roo

87008636
u rly copying a shit oz post from earlier on in the day u absolutely grim specimen

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fat cunt

i need to stop watching porn lads, my cock isnt getting as hard as it used to and it doesnt even move at the sight of porn anymore.

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imagine the...

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my thoughts at 16

might pretend that i applied to summer jobs and then say i didnt get anything just so i can be a lazy shit all summer haha x

>start yawning, decide to go to bed
>get ready for bed(brush teeth, put moisturizer on)
>now wide awake

every time

you look like a poo

sue

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communism is fascism with a human face

just thinking about nos

mmmmmhmmm

tasty

the poor man's dmt

IT'S UP TO ME NOW, TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

oh she's playing the mountain now too! ahahaha

What on earth are you babbling on about? Are you the user who asked if I knew what equity means? Are you complaining that I copy-pasted Wikipedia's summary of the word?

Contain your autism and try to make sense next time.

it's moisturiser you dumb yank

>WOAAH FUCKIN HELL MATE WE'VE GOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING MUSLAMICS, THEY'RE FOOKIN OUT OF CONTROL MATE THEY'RE RAPIN LITTLE KIDS

>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY DID U SAY THAT BLACKS ARE FUCKIN' ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MAJORITY OF KNIFE CRIME IN LONDON AND BEYOND? YOU'RE A FUCKIN RACIST MATE, YOU'RE FUCKIN SCUM FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK FUCKING HELL NAH MATE AFRICANS BRINGING IN BUSH MEAT AND SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING LIE MATE. MATE YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RACIST I FUCKIN' HATE CUNTS LIKE YOU GET LOST YOU FUCKING PRICK GO FUCKING GO DO ONE YOU'RE A FUCKING MESS MATE.

>MATE THEY CAN STAY HERE AND WE NEED MORE BLACKS ANYWAY THEY'VE INTEGRATED WELL MATE NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM ME FUCKING SISTER MARRIED A BLACK BLOKE HE'S A FUCKING LEGEND YOU CUNT

>WHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GET IN THERE NGUBU MY SISTERS SON! GO ON LAD!!
>ALSO JEWS ARE THE REAL VICTIMS, MY SON. STAMP THAT ANTI-SEMITISM OUT MATE. THEY'VE SUFFERED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH HAS EVER. AND DON'T FORGET LONDON IS SHIT BECAUSE SADIQ KHAN AND DAVID LAMMY NOT BECAUSE OF THE TORY GOVERNMENTS IMMIGRATION POLICY

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spending every month

>Food 200 €
>Data 150 €
>Rent 800 €
>Candles 3,600 €
>Utility 150 €

how many calories are you ment to eat

i'm drunk and listening to interpol, so you lads are going to have to deal with me lyric posting haha unlucky for you innit

wanked from 12-18 all over my radiator and wall next to my bed, it used to be painted white to so there were these yellow streaks all over it

>t.watches disgusting shit like pic related

no wonder you are getting numb

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I spend about 30% of my income on food because I'm an 18 yo uni student with almost no real expenses since I still live with mommy

I usually make about $1500 a fortnight and regularly blow $500 on takeaway food whenever I feel like

OVER 9000 XDDDDDD

Lads

crowdjustice.com/case/if-you-build-your-life-with-us/

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morrissey did nothing wrong

>four shots one after another
>on an empty stomach
in a bad way lads

U N I T

find her hot wish she just did regular porn and not that fucking bizarre cuckold shit that is everywhere now

tommy robinson??

that doesn't seem right

if there's a dick in "regular porn" then it is cuckold porn anyway

havent got a clue who this is, normally wank to the gf's photographs haha x

never understood the filthy runts that were so careless about how they disposed of their cum, knew a kid in secondary that said he came into his sheets and then simply flipped them and went to bed

What a smug-looking cunt

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>Jo Maugham QC
hate this twat

Imagine being unable to walk out of the house without makeup

always get the feeling that Sup Forums users all used to play second life

i'm in

I just blow it over the carpet under my desk every time, works ok for me

>he has not taken the mommy-redpill

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I exclusively dispose of my cum in your mum's fanny so no worries m8

vodka mixed with aldis own orange juice in a mcdonalds cup and a spliff rolled in a big rizla blue skin
sat on my computer chair completely naked apart from a dressing gown covered in cig burns
that's what i'm about lads. yes my life is mess.

imagine being unable to walk out of the house

who do you think i am?
a nutritionist?
it depends on the individual la
google will give you a rough value

unironically same, i'll post a pic some time

equity is related to finance

toil on the morrow

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wahey

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same haha

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hare krishna

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add me to the discord or ill kick your heads in

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A face you wouldn't tire of slapping

but tomorrow is the day of the lord

quite like pere ubu

I shoot my loads in a magazine
They're good for 100+ loads before it smells too bad

>not "my gf"
>"the gf"

cute

developing another case of oneitis lads

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>i'll post a pic some time

enjoy the shared experience but I'll pass mate

Sunday toil?

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5'11 150lb i fluctuate from

bet walking on your carpet is like walking on eggshells you fucking filthy cunt

come to /brit/ to chop it up with intellectuals i admire
simple as

rubbed some cocoa butter on my feet and they are very soft and smell nice now

imagine no possessions

evenin father

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

just been in a cock fight

cannot toil on the lord's day

bent twat

if jordan peterson told me to riot in the street i probably would

pls be a girl

what do you think of magazine
youtu.be/iRFgXkyTi-Y

so glad it's a bank holiday, cannot be fucked for toil

scromiting

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tell us about her lad

That's one definition. Do I need to copypaste the definition I was using again?

no private property
willy fight