Trump General- A Modest Proposal Edition

>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
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>Trump on On the Record 8/26/16
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EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
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EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Manchester, NH 8/25/16
youtu.be/JOf7FaZgxG8
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw
>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/oj4K9fr_WgY
>Farage backstage 8/24/16
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>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
youtu.be/fM5elUh0Q7U
>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
youtu.be/8jLyRtlXhRo
>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
youtu.be/64zgSMlcFHs
>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
youtu.be/cwQzdX-XXjc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
youtu.be/HcLTFsDoStM
>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
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>Trump on WFLA 8/24/16
youtu.be/Bx-8VIZwTD8
>Trump on WPEC 8/24/16
cbs12.com/news/videos/one-on-one-with-donald-trump-08-24-2016
>Trump on WWSB 8/24/16
youtu.be/CEqBXCmJwSs
>Trump on F&F 8/24/16
youtu.be/Ydzyxbgme5o

ENTERTAINMENT
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/DhkHAmhYn0A
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
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wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
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Hilary will win

THIS IS AWOO

LOVE AWOO

>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

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>HUFFPO TERMINATES JOURNALIST, DELETES STORY QUESTIONING HILLARY’S HEALTH

DUDE TOLERANCE LMAO

Hey guys I'm really worried here. I live in Southern Gotham, a typically Justice League area, and all I see are Joker and Ra's al Ghul signs. Not a single Batman sign.

Can he even win without Gotham? Should we just give up now?

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>Batman

Dangerous Movement!

MAGA REALITY

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I really sympathize with the Trump campaign. Yes, I really do. I love all his racist outbursts about niggers and spics, they really pluck my heartstrings. His sexist remarks ain't too shabby either - no one likes a bitch! Trump has got this in the bag, there's clearly enough of us racist sexist KKK-sympathizing pro-white HEROES out there to win him a landslide. I wouldn't worry about it at all. The only thing I worry about is that he's changing his tune... no longer is he the firebrand Nazi he was just a few months ago... is he being bought or something? I find it hard to believe... but anyway, us 14/88 Sup Forumsacks should stand by him 1000% - he deserves it! I'm kinda hoping his CLEAR and DIRECT ORDER to assassinate to Clinton comes to fruition, now THAT would be choice! Trump is the strongest candidate in the race, not only because he has the upper body strength needed to pin down and rape a bitch like Hillary, but because he has a strong mind. I sincerely advise all anons here to attend all Trump rallies, be loud, be brash... and throw out any ruckus-making BLM Soros-funded protestors! Yep, this is gonna be a cakewalk for Trump because there's so many Sup Forums-minded Fascists now in America. Put your numbers to good use, and drown out Hillary in the election! You redskulls sure deserve Trump's America, I tell you what!

Forgot link

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why did you do it britbong? why did you betray us?

after brexit I thought we were friends... I thought it was Nige and Trump...

WHY DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL YOU LIMEY BASTARD?

I wonder if The Wall will be akin to Trump's preferred style or will have big golden Ts on it

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THANK YOU!

"We also have to have an organized effort against gangs. Just as in a previous generation we had an organized effort against the mob. We need to take these people on. They are often connected to big drug cartels, they are not just gangs of kids anymore. They are often the kinds of kids that are called superpredators — no conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first, we have to bring them to heel."

Conservatives pretend to be outraged by this statement.

Who the fuck came up with the pickle jar stunt?

Did they want to associate hillary with the "heroic" housewife who has to open pickle jars?

I would not be suprised if that was the first pickle jar she ever has had to "open" in her life.

Then Karen must die

relax, he didn't even get doubles. check em

top kek

Or not.

>came

Any new trump rallies?

Shart in parliament

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awoo~

Guys, can someone tell me if we're still winning? Are we ahead in the polls?

>Southern Gotham, a typically Justice League area

The Justice League isn't located in Gotham.

I know it's a meme but it irks me as a Batman fan.

hmm

If you control for liberal skew, then yes, we're ahead by quite a margin with pretty much guaranteed wins in Florida, PA, NC and OH if people go out and vote.

We're behind or tied depending on the poll

Trip3s checked.

>WHY DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
The British soul has already been sold to someone else for almost a century now

Jimmy Kimmel is a master of viral media. He probably knew rightwingers would latch on and come up with conspiracy theories about it.

Normal people see you guys trying to drop redpills about this shit and people get conditioned to laughing you off.

Just the one today at Washington. 7pm local time.

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Why is it that we're the only ones who seem to remember her practically getting on her knees for the Donald just a few months ago? Did we enter another timeline?

hmmmmm

If you add in the secret Trump voters, he's ahead.

I think it's more about just playing the leftist word game against them and showing them that "yeah we can take shit out of context and make you seem racist too!"

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>AmnestyDon
They're running the one good meme they had into the ground.

What percentage of Hillary supporters AREN'T socialist teenagers, SJW, and globalist shills

We probably have, it just makes no sense otherwise. I still remember when she touched Trump's hair to confirm if it was real or not

that poor lady has such a gross face. I feel bad for her

She knows about my intern and the higher ups demanded we went anti-Trump

Was this a popular writer at Huff Pro? Should this video go viral it will only bring more attention to her health status and other news outlets (outside bb) might have to report on it.

I think it flies on facebook and yahoo comment sections, but a normal person might actually look it up and see that conservatives are lying about Hillary calling blacks "superpredators".

I am little shocked at this point when Trump isn't cosplaying Pepe.

Reminder that you should be trying to infect norm is with the red pill whenever possible.

Once they have a taste, they always come back for more

My new favorite pasta

I actually didn't know about this one. I thought Churchill was cool.

I don't doubt it though...

>lady
sides 404

If they truly wanted to prove she's healthy she could have done some exercise or some shit. Anything but a fucking pickle jar.

youtube.com/watch?v=2DNy9KkJ1n4

We are breaking the conditioning!!!!!!!!

At the first debate he will come out wearing a green frog tie.
Everyone here will lose their minds.

Nobody watches MSNBC, that's why.

Awoo~

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Can't even be bothered to spell her name right... This is why she'll lose. Even her trolls are low energy

Can we get her off TV already?

How soon before Morning Cuck is added to the Trump Curse Meme PIc?

what the fuck

>I think it flies on facebook and yahoo comment sections, but a normal person might actually look it up and see that liberals are lying about Trump calling Mexicans "rapists".

Where are all rallies and where are all anti-Hillary tv-ads? Please, Trump you're not Hillary, the MSM is not doing your campaign job. You need to spend money and be active.

are pickles the new ebin far right mene?

They didn't want to prove she was healthy, they wanted to prove that rightwing conspiracy theories about her health are a joke.

Watching Alex Jones rant about "pickle cans" was the most concerned I've ever been for his well-being, not hers.

GOOD MORNING, TRUMPGENFAGS!!

HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A 'MANIC MONDAY'!!

>Trump going into Detroit(aka Dindu Central) next weekend to appeal to them directly

HOLY LORD FUCKING KEK, SENPAIS, IS IT REALLY HAPPENING?!?

I FELL LIKE WE'RE ALL IN THE FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE HERE

Pepe is a political icon now. I don't even know what 2016 is anymore

So it begins, the dawn of kek.

No, he's right.
Hilarity will win in the end.

>Pepe is going mainstream

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

We got his immigration speech on Wednesday too. Clear up the bullshit the MSM is stirring.

But Trump actually said the Mexican government was sending rapists over the wall.

>new TrumpWave

>youtube.com/watch?v=QWsHB6U1r6Q

The Don's campaign will begin their ad blitz next week, Sweden

After Labor Day weekend is when things ramp up

Guys, I'm worried here, I live in Varrock, a typically Sarodominian town, and all I see are Zamorakian statues. Not a single follower of Saradomin.

Can Saradomin even win the war without Varrock? Should we just give up now?

Mad man does it again

>Left the news on while I slept in the morning
>Dream of Anthony Wiener
>Wake up and wonder why the fuck I was dreaming of Anthony Wiener
>mfw I check the news

>Trump will never loan you Benz to drive for a while and forget he loaned it to you a day later

DIGITS CONFIRM KEK IS BRINGING THE LIGHT OF THE DAWN THROUGH HIS MESSENEGER PEPE (mbuh)

Even the new ben garrison recognizes the spicy new pickle meme.

10/10

>are (cucumbers) the new ebin far right mene?
When will Nitori be the new Mascot of /tg/? Is this the end of Momiji's campaign?

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That's a good quote tbqh.

I honestly think that deep down Hillary is a bit Sup Forums. The problem is that she is so power hungry and corrupt that she'll put any mask in order to get elected.

too late to cry

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Gave it a le upboat.

He said he's going to pursue a legal challenge, so his could get really interesting.

implying anything making DJT more moderate wouldnt help him

implying a minority/woman vp wouldnt have brought a wider range of voters

implying muh "real conservatives" egos are small enough to sit home and pout, abstaining to vote because of trumps vp pick, or issue flip flops for that matter

We were not lying when we said this train has no brakes. We are riding the MAGA wave all the way to flavortown

Yes

>cucumbers
I think you mean proto-pickles

>no dubs

T... this?

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I TRIED SO HARD

AND FELL SO HARD

BUT IN THE END

IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

>amnestydon
>not understanding that mexicans will vote for this
>too concerned with memes to realize counterintuitiveness

Pickle memes have always been ebin.

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If you honestly believe that pickle jar wasn't rigged, I feel bad for you.

So you honestly believe Hillary Clinton's people would agree to something with a greater than ZERO percent probability of embarrassing her on a national stage?

You honestly believe Kimmel was telling the truth when he said 'this has not been tampered with'?

If so, you are a fucking retard, and all that is wrong with America.

The pickle jar was rigged, yet still Hillary shit herself while opening it.

>not posting the correct version

I really don't understand how conservatives can fall for it.

He hires H1B's so if they try to bargain for pay or benefits, he can deport them.