If Bavaria became an independent country all the cultural aspects most of the world associates with Germany would no...

If Bavaria became an independent country all the cultural aspects most of the world associates with Germany would no longer apply to Germany. What would the new Stereotypical image of Germans be replaced with?

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good riddance to catholicucks and enter a new era of WASP dominance

Underground BDSM Berlin Clubs

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Based

>that one copy_paste about Berlin, but not seen as hyperbole.

I need that pasta

For the East it's EDM, club culture and degeneracy
For the West it's carnival and christmas markets

>For the East it's EDM, club culture and degeneracy
What did Russia do to you people?

All of that is kinda universal, though

>If Bavaria became an independent country all the cultural aspects most of the world associates with Germany would no longer apply to Germany

That's only a post-war phenomenon due to American soldiers being stationed in Bavaria during the occupation. Before that, the stern image of Prussia dominated Germanys's image. There might be a return to that despite Prussia not existing anymore.

Nah Germany's BDSM is fucking top tier, there is nothing I want more than a German dominatrix to batter my bollocks into a fine paste.

Example of Preussen culture?

Nazis.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_virtues

ossis dont have christmas markets ???

LMFAO

Yeah because the rest of europe stole it lmao. Christmas markets originated in West Germany.
Also Carnival is a very big deal here with lots of unique elements, I just looked up pictures from carnival in Sweden and you guys just copied everything from Brazil...

stfu krautnigger you dont have jackshit now go make some curry king

war

Was hast du für ne Dönerbude die am Wochenende schon um 2 Uhr zumacht du kleiner Hurensohn

We dont have carnivals, though.

This

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same could be said about the usa, still thats not what being american is about

autism

last time i checked 1 out of 5 of russians are muslimes ivan

the military glorification in some parts of the US is no joke tho
it's a significant part of the culture there

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>Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”.

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> The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.

and yet no one outside of yurop associates muslims with russia

that's because russia is poor and irrelevant and nobody knows anything about it

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Germans are some of the worst people that exist.
Nothing grows in this depressing shithole called germany.if you ever get a job offer decline it,it's not worth sacrificing your mental health.

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Why are you here than? You can always just kill yourself diasporanigger

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>What would the new Stereotypical image of Germans be replaced with?
Negroes and Arabs fighting over welfare.

Danke!

Does iceland have too many muslims?

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Do Bavarian girls like English boys?

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Only Brazilian BULLS

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What about CHIs?

see YOU tonight

Still the captain of Europe
Strong industrial country
sausage
Hitler etc
only that image of the clothes will disappear

Saxony is what Finland thinks of German

good riddance