>one chance at life
>not born a kangaroo
One chance at life
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Imagine living a life based around bashing cunts because you live off grass
*slaps your gf's ass*
>one chance at life
>be born a roo
>some cunt boxs you
america is superior
you don't know how good you got it till its gone
lol wtf
KangRoos are so qt
>meanwhile in Australia.webm
Thats a wallaby you muppet
>me and the lad
>live in australia
>an oversized chicken takes your sandwich (and your wife)
>you can't do shit in fear of them declaring war again
if the kangaroo really tried it could have gutted the man
Is that wearing a hat and tie, or is that part of his body??????????????
It was too shocked to respond, it's whole world was crumbling around him.
>He doesn't dress up to go out to dinner with chicks
>australians must offer tribute to their emu lords
>cassowaries are emus
They are?
>australians must learn each species of big birds to avoid a war
what a magical place, that is
did you go to war with them as well?
You think those things can create a society able to sustain a war like emus. No cunt they just kick anything that comes near them they'd eat their parents.
Emus need to be removed from the face of the earth but at least you know what you're getting.
FUCK cassowaries
I'm always scared as shit a bird will poke my eye out
>descendants of criminals shoved into a nightmarish desert where you are surrounded by menacing birds. Have union jack tattooed on your flag like a girl with a tattoo of her ex boyfriends name. Still defend and love Britain for no reason
Kangaroos are so cute
They seem to be able to keep them at home.
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>dinosaurs don't exis-
I feel bad for that kangaroo, he looks defeated
What a pussy dog
My pitbull would tear that rat up
Countryside people raise their dog to wait for orders, you feral ghetto scum. Obviously a dog this size could have kill the roo in a blink if allowed.
cassowaries are fucking dangerous, I sure as shit would not be letting my kids hang around it
doubt it desu, kangaroo can kill people
wouldn't bet a on a pitbull if it face a kangaroo
After reading that Cassowaries can split open your gut with one swift kick I would stay the hell away from them?
CHADPIT VS VIRGINPUP
what's so dangerous about this?
those weak arms couldn't apply an arm choke
no but it could kill both the dog and the man with a kick
they have pretty long claws that could fuck you up when they kick, but I don't know how likely that is to happen.
I think we would have a lot more shitposting about this if it was a serious threat
How did they find themselves in this situation?
is this for real
pls no lies Brad
not a joke. they have big claws and strong kicks, if they get a good shot to your gut you'll be torn open. not like that happens often but as a rule of thumb don't try to fight a red kangaroo or any other large animal for that matter.
what should i do if they come after me?
They drown dogs with the hold and dogs necks are not that strong
i don't know
run I guess? I don't think they're that aggressive if you don't go punching them in the head
Kangaroos usually run rather than fight, unless forced to, you'll only have a problem if you attack them
way to end the video too soon. what happened next? does Roo strike back? who wins?
No the CHAD Oz heems the Roo amd it fucks off
>Oz heems
i've studied english since the age of 7 but this was not covered
>The Swede chet