One chance at life

>one chance at life
>not born a kangaroo

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Imagine living a life based around bashing cunts because you live off grass

*slaps your gf's ass*

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>one chance at life
>be born a roo
>some cunt boxs you

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america is superior
you don't know how good you got it till its gone

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lol wtf

KangRoos are so qt

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Thats a wallaby you muppet

>me and the lad

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>live in australia
>an oversized chicken takes your sandwich (and your wife)
>you can't do shit in fear of them declaring war again

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if the kangaroo really tried it could have gutted the man

Is that wearing a hat and tie, or is that part of his body??????????????

It was too shocked to respond, it's whole world was crumbling around him.

>He doesn't dress up to go out to dinner with chicks

>australians must offer tribute to their emu lords

>cassowaries are emus

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They are?

>australians must learn each species of big birds to avoid a war

what a magical place, that is

did you go to war with them as well?

You think those things can create a society able to sustain a war like emus. No cunt they just kick anything that comes near them they'd eat their parents.
Emus need to be removed from the face of the earth but at least you know what you're getting.
FUCK cassowaries

I'm always scared as shit a bird will poke my eye out

>descendants of criminals shoved into a nightmarish desert where you are surrounded by menacing birds. Have union jack tattooed on your flag like a girl with a tattoo of her ex boyfriends name. Still defend and love Britain for no reason

Kangaroos are so cute
They seem to be able to keep them at home.

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>dinosaurs don't exis-

I feel bad for that kangaroo, he looks defeated

What a pussy dog
My pitbull would tear that rat up

Countryside people raise their dog to wait for orders, you feral ghetto scum. Obviously a dog this size could have kill the roo in a blink if allowed.

cassowaries are fucking dangerous, I sure as shit would not be letting my kids hang around it

doubt it desu, kangaroo can kill people
wouldn't bet a on a pitbull if it face a kangaroo

After reading that Cassowaries can split open your gut with one swift kick I would stay the hell away from them?

CHADPIT VS VIRGINPUP

what's so dangerous about this?

those weak arms couldn't apply an arm choke

no but it could kill both the dog and the man with a kick

they have pretty long claws that could fuck you up when they kick, but I don't know how likely that is to happen.
I think we would have a lot more shitposting about this if it was a serious threat

How did they find themselves in this situation?

is this for real

pls no lies Brad

not a joke. they have big claws and strong kicks, if they get a good shot to your gut you'll be torn open. not like that happens often but as a rule of thumb don't try to fight a red kangaroo or any other large animal for that matter.

what should i do if they come after me?

They drown dogs with the hold and dogs necks are not that strong

i don't know
run I guess? I don't think they're that aggressive if you don't go punching them in the head

Kangaroos usually run rather than fight, unless forced to, you'll only have a problem if you attack them

way to end the video too soon. what happened next? does Roo strike back? who wins?

No the CHAD Oz heems the Roo amd it fucks off

>Oz heems
i've studied english since the age of 7 but this was not covered

>The Swede chet

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