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just posting to say I despise yanks, bye

Second for fuck Chile for making a /cum/ thread

I want to dive face first into a latina's ass

same

Who /generation zyklon/ here?

sonics the name being president of /cum is my game

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My eyes are slanted
My skin is pale
You guessed right
I'm a superior Asian male.

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finish this sentence /cum/

femboys are ______

faggots

post abs

whores

>ass

gay unlike traps

life

not gay

ass

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*ring ring*
*ring ring*
uh yes any non Mexico, Canada, or USA related flags here?

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NO HOMOSEXUALITY IS ALLOWED

lady, running down to the riptide

Wena perrito archundía, como estai?

My Asian wants to break up with me because I don't have a BBC

What do you have instead, then?

>My Asian

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Find a BBC for her.

this. bring her the bull she desires. don't you love your girlfriend user?

ded

Mexans out. This is a thread for Canadians and Americans and since I'm not a country I'm allowed in as well.

>can't even keep a shit quality livestream going for mroe than 5 seconds straight
FUCKUFKCFUKCFUKCF
i hope internet at work camp is better

I'm stuck watching old mexican commercials again

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anybody else becoming concerned about what their loneliness is doing to their mental/physical health?

oh fuck lads
what say
only ever dealt with this sort of thing while drunk

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what did he mean by this

need a girlfriend to keep me company and cuddle with

>That beta answer

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not really

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did you really respond with a fucking anime reaction image
you have no chance

When listening to edgy music you had on your Ipod in High School
>Age 16: Wow this describes me so well!
>Age 26: Wow, this describes me so well...

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

wish my cat did this

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got a haircut and a black girl at work said I now look like a certain "very evil man"

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>he fell for the le hitler youth cut meme

go to church

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i have arrived

>hitler youth haircuts

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I am leaving

dont leave

kys cara

I agree

do you love the BWC?

zando only takes bbc

its zando wtf do you think

bitch niggas

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she literally had an animay avatar before this, git fucked

i've had enough of YOUR SHIT BITCH

>forgot pic

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I physically cringed writing "i can be bad if you want me to be" but she doesn't care

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for dominating

this is uncomfortable to watch

just ask her to send a nude already wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=11jvhQLQjt4

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I know, it's even worse on my end

WIPWIP

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no wait, tell her you're being controlled by a whole group of malicious internet trolls

Is this the famous tinder app?

Hey faggots, why can't you do one thing right?
Why don't you cunts meddling in our elections through hacking or some shit?

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Yes

Incorrect

:)

should i go get drunk tonight and call off work tomorrow? i got sick hours to spare.

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we let her know that once we invite her in the rape dungeon

got her off tantan, this is wechat now

is she *sian?

Fuck she's too pure for this
Hope anons aren't bothered by my posting, figured it'd be entertaining for ya'll

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Would it be normal to send pictures?
t. clueless

Good luck user

request an image of her arm

yes

Why would you even ask? Yes.

Barring some great unforeseen circumstance you're going to be working for the rest of your life. Fuck off for one day and go get fucking wasted.

STOP BULLYING ASIAN GIRLS

Thank you, devil on my shoulder. I'm probably gonna screw up a lot of my coworker's day tomorrow.

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Don't fuck it up O'Malley. We're all counting on you.

>but your feet aren't part of your body
>t. fk

instagram.com/p/BSLKwZwALzH/?hl=en

REEEEEEEE

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Tummy for reference

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Is this like checking if a tomato is good before you buy it in the supermarket?

you are both irredeemable

im just curious. are you above the age of 40? /cum/ holds no judgement against anyone. you can tell us

Who's looking out for ya babe

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also what app is that

better have pounded that milf

>we're both trusting one another here
>posts screenshots of the conversation here
i feel bad for her

got her off tantan, this is wechat
basically ching chong messenger

jajajaja putos

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ya'll are my secret cabal, we're basically one person anyways.

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sinner

verga que rico

a poco ya venden cerveza con clamato en el otro lado

I'm not. Why do you ask?

I'm an oldfag is this how you kids communicate these days? Jesus fucking Christ

shouldve asked for an arm pic

i don't get it