This is actually a thing in usa

>this is actually a thing in usa

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We don't get murdered by a socialist healthcare system in our 60s so we need things like this

gotta makes sure to dig out the burgers that didn't fully digest, that clogs our anuses so we can properly shart in our marts, so we eat 2 birds with one stone

America really does something for everyone.

>2009
>toilet paper needs improvement
>toilet paper is disgusting
>being a fat fuck has it's advantages
Awful quality posts from a Canadian, as usual.

>Be canadacuck
>never see commercials for useless shit because our government needs to use that air time to advertise maple syrup
>Never watch Billy Mayes die in a blaze of glory and cocaine
>Never watch Vince "From ShamWow" bite a hooker and join an Aryan gang in prison

We don't by the product, unless it's a gag gift, we just love watching silly fucks try to sell useless shit then burn out in a blaze of glory

Canadians live longer than Americans

>this thread
>politics
>not another Sup Forums shitter thread

when you just can't quite reach your ass. I will take two. lol

It's political because it's a snap shot of your society at large.

I just use three seashells

i never seen that before.

You get murdered by rabid niggers instead.

>toilet paper is disgusting
>being an obese fuck that can't reach your own ass is not
Merrikuh fuck yee

Ya but you have to live with the shame of being Canadian longer.

vince joined an aryan gang? isnt he an israeli? are negros eligible?

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Because niggers killing each other and overweight Mexicans lower the average life expectancy. For white people in the US, were the same as, if not higher, than the whites in Canada, Europe, and Oceana

No, niggers get murdered by rabid niggers. People don't understand how segregated the US is. White people don't interact with black people

We're also the third largest country in the world so we're bound to have a lot of lazy disgusting fucks.
Go to an American gym and you'll see tons of people of all sizes. America is not only composed of fat scooter niggers.
How many gold medals did we have again?

>makes fun of people who can't reach their own asses
>can't even reach his own cock

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why would anyone need that unless you are completely overweight?

I don't consider myself fat but I'am not the smallest either and I can reach wipe my ass while sitting without any problem.

>so we eat 2 birds with one stone
underrated

>american bantz
Damn, you suck.

Where is straya?

>usa
you mean SHARTistan

Most in the world!
We rekt Europe in Rio. They're only forcing the shart in Mart meme as damage control after embarrassing themselves on the world stage in rio

haha fuck yeah, dubs summoned him.

not politics or world events. Mods need to start giving a shit and deleting crap like this.

>amerisharts

Then it would be sociological. Dumbass.