ITT: We write a /got/ spin off

Once upon a time in Westeros there was...

A YOUNG BOY

a nigger

Who fell in love with a big fat boar...

They had nasty stank incest sex

PENIS

And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

He nigged when he should of nogged

tits and dragons

Sand Snakes prequel series will be fucking awesome

Ancient ruins were found and inside them...

was bessies tits

Was the hiding spot of Shepiroth Sand who eventually

A PREGNANT BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Big fat dragon pussies

Giant robots with weapons mounted all over them.

AND HARRENHAL

I unironically want to see Sepphi in season 8.

To my surprise the queen grew a penis a larger one than my own, but that didn't stop me I trusted my pelvis and only sheathed her tip of her penis. The girth was too much.

I groan angrily with hornyness

An empire called the Malazans.

a big guy

She pushed but the hard turd wouldn't come out, after an hour it was about a third of the way out so she grabbed her poo poo and pulled it out slowly, her chocolate hole prolapsing as she did