**BUUUUURRRRRPPP**

**BUUUUURRRRRPPP**

String cheese and an apple.

Is that what his wife thinks he's worth?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A JPEG MORTY
I'M PIXEL RIIIIIIIIICK!

Not everybody eats pizza topped hamburgers for lunch like amerifats

>my wife packs me a shitty lunch with lame love notes

I'd throw it away. How do you like them apples?

They're missing out.

any country without pizza topped hamburgers technically are third world countries so w/e

>drawing on apple with texta

thanks wife...

Damn my wife hates rick and North but I get a decent meal and all the sex she can handle. Guess it makes us even.

Hey m8, fuck off. We have those in Hueland.

...

>Wife her. Again.
holy fucking christ is this the most reddit reply or what

Willing to bet a woman made that post.

M8 did you miss the cuck reply at the bottom?

>eat apple
>get cancer from ingesting marker ink
thanks wife

What did he mean by this?
/ourguy/
shadilay and praise kek
check em

>not "my wife hates rick and morty... But I hate having sex her so I guess we're about even"

>watching cancer ends up giving you cancer
It's like pottery, it rhymes

>those ironic dubs
c-checked

hope this nigga got some wheat thins or something at his place of business

Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual community. Built on the foundation of groupthink. They love to brag about flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers because it makes them feel smart and in control of their miserable lives. My wife made X for me is just mob safeguard.

>Virgin betas jealous of a loving couple doing a cute thing for eachother

So.... this is the power of Sup Forums

>tfw no wifey who likes you enough to meme your lunch

How did we get so cynical Sup Forums? Were we better as children when we were happy and ignorant? Why did we have to grow up while the rest of the world stay young and dumb?

>string cheese is a health food

then user was the amerifat

because we are the ones that decided to open our eyes.

When you open your eyes to the darkness of hell. With all the horrors a d suffering that comes with it. Only then can you see the light of heaven clearer amd brighter than any other.

>87027051
Take this (you) and leave.

Hi DaCrota161

I bet that faggot did that himself.

>Why did we have to grow up while the rest of the world stay young and dumb?
Good question user.

Yeah no shit

>he can't even reply correctly

NEWFAG GET OUT

t. DaCrota161

Thinking for myself and being introverted is what destroyed me.

87027639
thanks for the reply my dude!
edit: wow thanks for the gold as well, kind stranger! :')

>"lunch"
>its an apple and some string cheese

This is some trailer park tier shit

>my wife hates Rick and Morty... but I hate having sex with her so I guess we're about even

>string cheese and an apple
>note written on a napkin
What the fuck is this his first day of kindergarten?

those comments are so perfectly reddit I almost don't believe they're real

>Trump will never make a national database of redditors and and set up concentration camps for their execution

Why live lads?

why does tv like this show so much? people post about it all the time. it seems kind of reddity to me

Those are shill posts made by marketers. Nobody here unironically likes this reddit garbage.