How would Sup Forums blow 30 million in 30 days?

how would Sup Forums blow 30 million in 30 days?

rent a two bedroom apartment in manhattan

Was it a lot harder to spend money in the 80's? You could spend $30 million in an afternoon now.

I'd donate it all to Feminist Frequency.

pyramid schemes

Bunch of hookers n' cocaine

>convert it into bitcoins
>flip it a few times
>turn invisible

would rent a physician. would get overdosed 24/7 on viagra and then fuck top tier sluts. dress myself as some swag faggot to get top sluts. would get them all pregnant. then kys myself.

30 million cups of coffee.

Would buy 30 million in gold. Resale as needed.

Idris elba

>Hurr I so clevva I get the $30 mil :^)

Did you dopes even watch the movie? You just lost out on $300 million, good work, idiots.

Probably buy a bunch of dumb collectable shit that I've always wanted but couldn't justify buying. Alice in Wonderland signed by Alice, some vintage MtG cards, etc...

Then I'd throw a huge party at some luxury hotel or some shit. Buy a nice house for myself and spend leftovers on fine dining, alcohol.

ITT people who have never actually watched Brewsters Millions

>expecting Sup Forums to have seen anything prior to 1998

The average age here is like 19.

No, I didn't watch the movie. The title just asks how I would blow 30 million. It doesn't say anything about rules or prizes afterwards.

Why would you watch a movie made before 1990?

Purchase and deface some shit Damien Hirst piece of "art"

Film myself downloading a few movies and music albums illegally then send it to the mpaa.

Donate it to Bernie

>music albums
>mpaa

???

I would literally blow it by its penis

>Vegas
>rent a penthouse suite
>stay at the penthouse suite all 30 days
>go partying every single night
>pay for my growing entourage's drinks and drugs
>high class hookers every night
Basically pure hedonism for like a month.

They would do the legwork, don't you worry.

Prostitutes and cocaine, tough that only runs a few thou a night.

You can only give 5% to charity.

He meant Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders. :)

So you'd use most of your cash on the lawyer after you killed me yourself? Only have 30 days, maybe another end to your master plan.

I'd bring back Bum Fights.

Reboot World peace

Finance a new Adam Sandler film. Lock him and his studio crew in during filming and set the place on fire.

Buy a bunch of extremely expensive cars, and destroy them violently in public

>watching anything with a nigger on the cover