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She actually did it the absolute madwoman edition

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agghh...

PREGNANT

WHORE

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So who's going to get a finger in the bum next season?

fuck my arse aunty

Did they use viserys actor to play rhaegar wtf? i was expecting some super handsome hunk chad guy. wtf is this shit?

Best scene this season AZOR JAIME

JON

What's going on Aunt Dany?

he stole that scene. Lena seemed kinda flat but Nikolaj was great

>Did they use viserys actor to play rhaegar wtf?
No. But I think they used the same wig

good lord

this is the first time I have wanted to fuck a man

>"I can't have children"
>"who told you that?"
>"the witch who murdered my husband"
>"has it occurred to you she might not have been a reliable source of information?"
they're not even subtle about the upcoming targshit baby

lads, i need to jerk off to footfag porn while imagining Lyanna stark. is pic related close enough ?

>when you realize that strapping lad you let fuck you was your nephew

I'm going to fuck your arse nephew

daily reminder that ser jorah mormont deserves better than dany

Yeh getting your cock sucked, Kit.

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT NEDDDDD

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AAAAHHH SAVE ME CHAOS

cersei is going to lose the game of thrones because she couldn't pay her debts. the iron bank, eulon, and the gold company will occupy the southern lands until they have got every scrap of gold.

Why was tyrion creeping on jon and dany? Did he become ser jorah's squire or wat?

This. Poor Jorah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME LADDAH

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS BACK IN WINTERFELL, I WARNED YOU!

>this is the bazillionth time I have wanted to be fucked by a man
ftfy

>ywn be Danys handmaiden
>ywn bathe her and comb her hair and massage her feet then giggle together and she describes her latest sexcapades with Chad
>ywn handwash her undergarments
>ywn rearrange the bed and put new sheets for it the morning after Chad ravaged her in it
>ywn grow friendly and familiar with her to the point you accidently make her angry with a joke
>swn then chastise and yell at you before feeling bad and fingering and scissoring with you because your loyalty to her and acceptance of her punishment made her wet

Why even live?

HERESY

LEAVE SAVING YER GRACE TO ME

His death fucking sucked.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME PIT

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The iron bank likes debt because they live off interest payments you fucking moron

fuck this gay planetos

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

He played the harp and wrote poetry all day. He sucked as a fighter, that's how Bobby could take him down so easily.

Is this Kit's actual ass?

>that filename
Holy fuck. I feel bad for laughing

He does love her. Some people think Varys knows about Jon and Dany's relation and told him. I, personally think he is mourning his influence over Dany, which will take a big hit now that she has a new steady bang

>there must have been a mistake sansha, in this moment im utterly confushed

Why are there Lannister banners everywhere in the castle? Isn't the ruling dynasty Baratheon and Cersei is one too, because she married Robert?

THERE'S NO TIME AGGGHHHH

CAREFUL STANNIS CAREFUL >AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

too big, ass implants have gone too far

he's not dead u idiots

Didn't Rhaegar win a tourney though?

>That feel when Bronn will never get his castle and a simple Stokeworth hottie to bear his children
Feels bad, man.

We did it lads

This. They love to destabilize other regions and then feed off from their conflict.

She's not bitch enough to keep the name of her dead husband plus everyone knows the kids weren't his

they're under lannister dictatorship since the last episode of season 6

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

No
It's a cgi body double, you cunt

mate it's had lannister banners since joffrey was king

yea

No. She hated Robert and she didn't care. Even with Geoffrey they had Lannister banners in with the Baratheon. Once Tommen died she threw the stag shit in the garbage. Whore.

if you can't make the payments. then you aren't making your lender any money.

Why do we have to wait 2 years for the next season? If they're going to make episodes as shitty as in season 7, can't they just shit them out in a weekend?

So what the fuck is going on in Dorne? What about High Garden? How exactly do Houses work in this kingdom? What are there soldiers doing?

When the lord of a house ruling their respective lands dies, what exactly happens to the people living in those lands?

T H I C C

Rhaegar didn't suck, he was competent and trained diligently because he felt he had to be a warrior due to process. It was never his passion though.

i want to know what the fuck this cunt is squatting to get this

CIA here, Petyr Baelish is going to replace the Lady Stoneheart character. She had a bigger role in the finale than D&D expected, so they had to make Littefinger into the surrogate at the last minute. Don't believe me? Notice the slashed throat.

I mean.....jousting.

AAAAAGGGHHHH

>Geoffrey

I'M COOMIN' AS FAST AS AH CAN YER GRACE.
GET SHIREEN READY, WILL YOU? YOU KNOW 'OW MUCH I CARE FOR YE BOTH

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Tyrion is in love with Daenerys.

In the original GRRM 1993 letter to his publisher, Jon falls bitterly in love with his half-sister Arya (who he later finds out is his cousin). After Tyrion goes into exile and joins sides with the Starks against his brother (Jaime becomes the evil king who murdered his way to the throne, in the final draft it's Cersei), he falls in love with Arya as well, leading to a deadly rivalry between him and Jon. This was a love triangle that was always going to happen, except now Arya has been swapped with Daenerys.

She should be smiling in this picture tho

>cersei is going to lose the game of thrones because she couldn't pay her debts.
First off, you name-dropping the shows name midsentence is cringy AF. Second, she already paid the debt. I swear, sometimes you people dont even watch the show, she established a new line of credit to pay the Golden Company

what the fuck? this is fucking retarded

Doesn't matter. Tyrion is too little for her.

i unironically want to be her gay best friend irl

>Petyr Baelish is going to replace the Lady Stoneheart character.
That would be really stupid imo. But if it happens, I won't be surprised

They all die, too. It's like White Walker rules.

>they didn't let Littlefinger take the black
>Sansa didn't even swing the sword herself as Ned would've wanted
>instead they give him a "nothing personnel, kid" death by a goblin

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can't be, she fucked jon last episode

really makes you think

They stop being relevant to the story and will never be mentioned again.

The Golden Company is coming with twice as many men as in the books. Next season is going to be amazing. Euron is going to be the new JonCon I'm calling it now.

There is a marked difference between 5'8'' & 4'5''

ITT, characters who are literally you. Pic related is LITERALLY me irl

do you agree with max landis

Welcome to 2013.

Shireen? heh...

Who's that, Caligula?

>''come on pod, lets me and you have a drink, while the fancy folk talk''
>5 seconds after jerome flynn leaves the scene
>lena headey walks in

could they possibly make it anymore obvious?

That line pissed me off, Jon is 5 inches taller than she is for fucks sake.

I don't see Tyrion getting butthurt about being in love with Dany. He is smart enough to know he has no chance.

He should try again with Sansa.

tyrell/highgarden soldiers are all dead. Dorne are doing fuck all like they've always done.

on this issue, yes, he's right.

So i suppose Har-

Yup the greatest Emperor who ever ruled Rome.

What did you mean by this?

God fucking dammit, Game of Thrones made me agree with Max Landis.

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