Literally all I want in a woman:

Literally all I want in a woman:
>Christian
>Virgin
>Athletic
>Ambitious
>6.5/10 or better
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't have kids
>Doesn't have visible tattoos
>Doesn't have exotics body piercings
>5'7" or shorter
>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage
>Isn't a weeb faggot
>Age 18-25
Why is this woman so impossible to find Sup Forums?

>woman so impossible to find
Leave the house.

Oh I forgot:
>Isn't a feminist

'7" or shorter

Denmark is the happiest place on earth because the people there have lowered their standards to the point that disappointment doesn't exist.

This.

Wtf? That's an insanely specific and high standard list, you retard.

Lower your dumb fucktard standards. You're not good enough for a woman like that. Why would a woman with all of those traits be with you? You have nothing to offer.

>women
>ambitious
oh my.

And what do you have to offer to deserve such a woman? I sure hope you apply hgh standards to yourself, otherwise you are just wishing and all talk, no action.

Fuck off, I know plenty of attractive women that I could easily have sex with but it seems like every woman I meet is a degenerate whore

Because I have all of those traits.

>Tfw I found a woman that meets all those exact specifications
>Tfw she left me 2 weeks ago
I'd post pics but I'm afraid you all would find her

Hold me brothers

It sounds like he described the average woman though, so I'm not sure how that's real great.

But you're probably right even the average woman is too good for him

Well average besides the virgin part

replace christian with muslim and you'll find one in no time.

Why 5'7"? how tall are you OP?

>ambitious

Why would you want your woman to be ambitious? That would just lead to her dumping you for a bigger alpha when opportunity strikes.

Sorry senpai. God bless you and hang in there.

Of course. They have to go together.

>Sup Forums actually thinks this girl is 'traditional' and not /cgl/ level mentally ill

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I love that this description fits my gf perfectly

>muslim woman must obey husband
>make her obey the bible
>tell her it's part of your deception of the kaffir via taqiyah

>Why can't I find someone to meet my rediculous standards while I assuredly wouldn't come close to meeting theirs should they actually exist?

The greatest mystery of our time.

5'7"
>Inb4 manlet lol
Except I'm not a beta pussy and I could easily fuck most if not all of the girls I know but I won't because I'm not some degenerate who throws away his virginity just for good pee pee feelings

Sounds pretty much like an average woman to me besides virgin part. Are most German men slobs?

you havent even fucked her? what a beta

I like my women as i like my meat: soft and easy to control.

They exist but they don't want your neckbeard ass.

>Christian
>Virgin
You're retarded.

Did she give you the succ?

What

virgin when I met her like

>5'7"

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys

You'll have to give up....lets say 4 out of 13 of those choices. I'd give up:

>Athletic
>5'7 or shorter
>Listens to music other than top 40
>isn't a weeb faggot

Like Trump's campaign music
>You can't always get what you want

Maybe I should move to Ireland then, im like 50% Irish anyway... Perhaps the homeland is calling me

if you yourself had something to offer, you could easily obtain a women like that.

Basic economics. It's supply and demand and you're shit out of luck.

I still have a chance but it hurts for now

No, we weren't married

Hey. Just don't talk to get for an entire month and then spark it up again casually.

>tfw I found Christian virgin who fits all of this, from USA and wants to get me Visa so I can be with her
Having a sliver of charisma and being a sociopaths is all you need in life.

>Christian
>Virgin
>Athletic
>Ambitious
>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage

These things are certainly not average. Literally none of it is. Of course, depends of what "ambitious" means. High have rather high standards in that regard and luckily I've found one woman very ambitious which I made my gf.... no other women in that regard ever seen. Her ambitions autmatically led to being athletic.

And 6.5/10 is by definition not average.... that would be 5/10.
>inb4 that is not how it works.

>he described the average woman
Read through the list line by line, and think about how many women are eliminated. What he's looking for is well outside the average.

Besides
>6.5/10 or better
>average

Yeah exactly what i was thinking too

Wow is that it? You're going to be a virgin for the rest of your life. Women are whores. Get over it. Make as much money as possible and fuck as many girls as you can

manlet confirmed.

It's not that I "can't obtain" a woman like that. This isn't some r9k tier list bitching about women only looking assholes.

I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER MEET A WOMAN WHO FITS THESE CRITERIA

A lot of those specifications should already be implied.
It's unfortunate in today's society that you need to scour and plead for average decency.

Still, OP, this isn't r9k.

This isn't your okcupid profile faggot.
nobody cares

Where in the US?

Yeah I read back through and you're right

under 5'7 ?
r u manlet ?

I'm worried that the man is going to drag that kid into a windowless van. Is it just me?

I was never super picky about height on a guy but hear a lot of girls are now. I just wanted a guy my size or taller. (5'8") I think if a girl blows a guy off just because he's not 6' she's shallow and not who you want.

Best of luck OP. I don't know how old you are but it takes some people a while to find their mate.

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