Its a Q episode

>its a Q episode

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Q eps for kids, lwaxana eps for adults

superior wai-q

where my trekkers at?
you guys think they will bring in a Q for discovery?

>yfw Q episodes are too much fun to be on STD

>retconning Q-history
how about now

>this guy as Discoverys Q

marshal's mom always gave me awkward feelies

well they could just say that people got mind wiped or some shit
yea it would be kind of bad but its discovery and we are all pretty sure its going to suck anyway
isnt this the universe where vulcan got destroyed?
its already shit lol

>isnt this the universe where vulcan got destroyed?
no, prime universe, thankfully

>isnt this the universe where vulcan got destroyed?
Nah, CBS doesn't have rights to that. It's in the Prime universe.

well my hopes have been raised a little
i didnt really enjoy what JJ did to star trek
i actually hate his entire catalog out of spite because of it
well not really out of spite, its an easy thing to do since hes a hack and his work sucks anyway

how about we cast discoverys q
who would you guys like to see as member of the continuum?

they can't just bring in species from the TNG era episodes, would ruin the continuity

dont you know that nothing is sacred anymore
they can and they will incorporate things from tng era for "member" i hate that meme phrase reasons
it probably wont be the q continuum but it will be something

bump

Why is it so comfy, Sup Forums?

i like how he is mischievous and pisses off everyone off

It's that when you see his face you know you're in for some crazy shit like chilling at the end of the universe also the episodes are not only fun but also thought provoking

Hey guys, I just started watching Star Trek and I'm liking it very much! Bye bye.

Looks like you accidentally posted a picture of EMH Mark 2.

oh yeaaa i knew he was once on trek but i forgot what he did

>it's a Q learns about friendship episode

>it's a Q tries to get a captain pregnant episode

he really was always trying to bang janeway

>it's a doctor episode

Does anyone know if a picture of Gates McFadden with Deforest Kelley exists?

>gropin a titty

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That was easier than I thought it would be.

STD is going to suck. Seth MacFarlane's The Orville is likely to literally be better at Star Trek than STAR TREK Discovery is going to be. It's just criminal.

yea as you probably already know macfarlane has been on star trek and is a huge fan so i look forward to the orville
i am apprehensive as shit about std too

Who is the goper anyway? At first I thought it might be John Billingsley a.k.a. doctor Phlox, but that seems unlikely? That guy looks too old or frail to be him?

She was hotter as a Vulcan

idk good question

And a Klingon

>Seth MacFarlane's The Orville is likely to literally be better at Star Trek than STAR TREK Discovery

Highly questionable, tbqh amigo. Could just be unfunny Family Guy shit

they're using models for the orville show which already brings it above the STD cgi shit show

oh nice

Why was Klingon Suzie Plakson cuter than human Suzie Plakson while human Roxann Dawson was cuter than Klingon Roxann Dawson?

Only decent movie he's done is Super 8

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>giv booby

>It's a Lilith wants to make alien babies episode

>humans are the highly advanced aliens on a planet reminiscent of 20th century earth
i like concept a lot, this episode was good
i wish there were more movies and stuff that follows that theme\
i know theres this kids movie from like 10 years ago thats like that but thats all i can think of

Q has such shit taste. I feel like his character should be above that shit.

The other "The Doctor".

he said he likes her because shes powerful but still has kept her femininity intact
idk i see your point

oh of course! mystery solved

They try to justify his interest in voyager as a male chauvinist pig amazed by a women in power.

Feels pretty flimsy.

>They try to justify his interest in voyager as a male chauvinist pig amazed by a women in power.
yea i guess you have a pretty good point there

Unlikely, since he's only in 12 episodes

At its worst, STD will be bland and boring generic action schlock.

At its worst, Orville will be unbearable. Completely unfunny and totally cringeworthy in every scene as it desperately tries to pander to the normies who like Family Guy and The Big Bang Theory. Even from the trailers we already know that it's resorting to pee pee poo poo jokes. How much lower can they sink?

People who pretend that Orville will be better are deluding themselves. That or they're cutting off their nose to spite their face. And of course they always have the same defense, "Don't judge Orville by its trailers, it might be different!!!". Well we're all judging STD by its trailers, so I feel justified in doing to do the same for Orville, which might "look" better with physical models and bright sets, but definitely feels a lot worse.

thats why its such a treat
go try to shit on some other thread

This. Just because STD doesn't look great doesn't mean Seth MacFarlane is suddenly funny. >Inb4 "he's a real Trek fan/he cares about Trek!"

Sometimes when I'm using a Random Number Generator to determine which random episode of Star Trek to randomly rewatch, I pre-seed the pool with nonrandom constants and assign them a heavier weight thus causing a higher prevalence of their occurrence.

And sometimes it's a Q episode.

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Things that are always funny
>Computerposting
>Riker being fat
>Darmokposting
>Attention Bajoran workers

You're hilarious. We all know Discovery isn't just not adhering to canon, it's shitting all over it.

>No
>Yes
>No
>Definitely not. This one has no creativity. Get rid of it as soon as you can.

i want to fuck that she-q who wore pink a lot

yea

>Well we're all judging STD by its trailers,
We're also judging it by what the people behind it are saying, people who have made it clear they're going to shove identity politics down your throat without any concern of what fans want. At least Orville won't be preachy.

>At least Orville won't be preachy.
You really think Seth MacFarlane won't shove his politics in your face? Ha ha, that's cute.

>it's literally called STD

its abbreviation is DSC but everyone here is going to call it STD obviously

Even if it becomes my all-time favorite Star Trek I'm still going to call it STD.

i really doubt its going to be anyones favorite

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have Voyager and Enterprise as their favorites.

My biggest fear is it's worse than chase movie jjtrek but becomes really popular.

enterprise wasnt that bad man but idk if ive ever heard anyone say it was theyre favorite
one thing is for sure: discovery has a real chance at being the worst trek series ever
if it does become popular for all the wrong reasons like jjs bullshit i will be upset about that too

>enterprise wasnt that bad man but idk if ive ever heard anyone say it was theyre favorite
Lurk /trek/ threads more often.

i do
nobody ever really brings up ent unless its some faggot griping

There's a regular poster who insists that not only is Enterprise the best series, but that all the other series are only enjoyed by fags and retards. And they frequently have other posters agree with them.

Sylvester McCoy

His umbrella gives it away

i never noticed
do you get into heated arguments with this guy about which trek is the best or something lol
if i read a post that say something like
>Enterprise the best series and all the other series are only enjoyed by fags and retards.
i would think it was bait and ignore it and move on

>i never noticed
Then you should lurk more.

i think you should lurk less LOL

For all my autistic NEET internet-addiction problems, at least I don't make false claims about myself.

How can you pretend to lurk /trek/ threads despite never meeting this poster?
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>It's a DS9 episode

Why is it worse than tng, bros? does it get better?

>one thing is for sure: discovery has a real chance at being the worst trek series ever
That is a guarantee at this point. People thought Voyager, Enterprise and Nemesis killed Trek. Boy are they in for a treat!

At the end of season 1. The last 2 episodes of the 1st season are great.

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>literally replying to bait threads
LOL you are a humongous faggot
not only because you went into an archive to pull this shit out but because you are just that much of a butthurt loser

yea its not even star trek
its more like star harbor

its more like star port

>>>I lurk here all the time but I've never seen X.
>>Really? X is here all the time. Here are some examples.
>LOL you are a humongous faggot
I'm sorry if I offended you. Have a nice day.

its more like star mall-of-america

you didnt offend me so you dont need to apologize
youre just really autistic and kind of annoying
also very presumptuous but ill just write that off as one of the above
have a nice day too, stay dry out there

what the fuck kind of design is that

gets drastically better sometime in s2 and surpasses TNG

Lol yea its total shit
>surpasses TNG
Talk about an exaggeration
Avery Brookes is literally "I'M ACTING" the captain

>Avery Brookes is literally "I'M ACTING" the captain
There's nothing wrong with overacting.

>user, when his tendies fell

its hard to decide who was the worst actor
avery brookes or william shatner

>not liking them both
It's easy to decide who is the biggest pleb: (You).

Best is tough too...Stewart or Mulgrew?

im not a pleb im patrician
go be gay somewhere else

Why are phaser beams no longer a thing?
As of JJTrek and Discovery, ship phasers and hand phasers fire in little pew pews instead of lashing beams.

Rapid fire for the ADHD crowd.