ALEXANDER G. JAHANS /general/

Alexander Jahans /general/ "I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THE GODDAMN SHOAH YET BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE BUTTBLASTED TO THE MOON" edition


youtube.com/watch?v=GcEj1Ve5kYk

>Jahans vlogs about life, mentions he likes a series in which everyone on planet earth is black because /fuck da racists/, mentions also that he still wants to llisten to the shoah but he's scared to because /omg it's raaacist/

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>"The spiritual revelation that doing what gets me off is the right thing to do under utilitarian morality" - Jahans
>Jahans becomes an official hedonist

15 COMMANDMENTS FROM THE JAHANS (IMPORTANT: LEARN THESE, LIVE THESE):
farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.nz/2016/08/on-brand-representation-and-right-wing.html

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He's also heroically resisting the evil pull of the alt right to turn him into an alpha chad with no soul

Obligatory Jahans on UKIP, must watch for any student of Jahanism

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The only idol of Sup Forums

All hail Janhans the ascending master!

>Having muscles, dancing and interacting with other humans is no being a douchebag

K..

HAIL KEK!
HEIL JAHANS!

Ready for war.

Ubermensch
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B-but unruly young White men is a big problem in the UK, r-right?

W-we need to end this toxic masculinity which is the root cause of a-all our p-problems...

Am I cr-rect?

>now wearing sunglasses
He's is ascending. His smugness grows. He is becoming the first prophet of KEK

Is he still arguing that the Jews should be removed from Israel and sent an island?

H a i l KeK

H E I L Jahans


He's only pro-Palestine because they have browner skin.

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>Discuss Alexander Gordon Jahans.
Looks like Joe Dirt on an estrogen regimen.

if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all!

>implying

He is a kind soul, he wants to send jews to paradise

>mfw

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DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Jahans

Stop posting this fucking irrelevant retard. Who fucking cares about a literal autist youtuber? Fucking cancer. Saged.

If you don't want to H E I L our lord Alex Jahans the Great lolcow, then D O N 'T P O S T in his threads.

#Told

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> mentions also that he still wants to llisten to the shoah but he's scared to because /omg it's raaacist/
Isn't that what people who are scared they might be a pedo say about children?
I talked to a girl who had mental issues and she was saying (to me, when she was drunk, at a party) how she thought she was a pedo and was shit scared of going near kids until she got therapy and found out she wasn't...

What that all actually means i don't even know.

But he is scared he might agree.
He is defending himself from the redpill for the sake of his future career development as leader of the peoples republic of the world.

T H I S

T B Q H

L A D

It would drive me fucking mad to have the same mess in my room day in day out. Seeing that empty wine bottle just sitting there for literally months would make me want to gouge my eyes out. How the fuck can people live in such middens? I feel tense just looking at the state of Gordos room.

>But he is scared he might agree.
Bingo! Correct!

It's only a matter of time before he embraces the dark..... dark.... side..... 0.0

Pic=something he said about us recently.

That's reserved for brown people, andwhitewomen you racist.

did you lads listen to woes's month in review where he spoke about a potential video with jahans? i kinda see where he is coming from about him being vulnerable and all that

How big was his meltdown after Brexit?

Jahans is just closedminded and terrified of challenging ideas, he has an irrational fear

It more or less just added to his depression

Facing the true is hard.

It's growing stronger!

I've talked to this guy on Twitter. He's fucking weird

m.youtube.com/watch?v=j7oQEPfe-O8

He's weird? I had N O I D E A wow thanks for that new information m88

Any of you notice he is on some sort of cycle machine? Look around 2:00

Damn that's some advanced Jahansology

Good spot

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Anyone got the link to the "ITS NOT WORTH IT" video?

Right on it Broseff
youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0

Esoteric Jahanism is fucking basic, you monkey. If you can't grasp it, ditch your community laptop and go back to the jungle. I spit on you.

>mfw there are still people who don't grasp the tenets of Esoteric Jahanic wisdom

I'm ashamed to be human now

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>tells all racists to unsubscribe
>I subscribe

INFIDEL SCUM

YOU WILL BE MINCEMEAT WHEN KEK/JAHANS RISES FROM THE GRAVE WITH EVEN GREATER POWERS

MWA HA HA HA

Jahans' true form

who is this faggot and why are his teachings important to Sup Forums

>he doesn't yet know about Sup Forumss lowcow
He is a living meme, the avatar of SJW autism incarnate. He amuses us. Also we plan to make him famous for the lulz and because it makes leftism look like total shit.

And the cult thing is a meme joke to troll him....

>autistic hivemind

I have my fingers cross =)

are you the same guy that was obsessed with reviewbrah or do all Canadians have obsessions with minor internet celebs?

I am through obsessing about ReviewBrah, I am now a 24/7 AGJ fan, studying the man.

I am AGJ's #1 fucking Canadian fan ON PLANET EARTH and deeply proud.

A website is in the works, a sort of AGJ fansite if you will. Should be out by next year.

I'll keep you faggots posted!

Disgusting! Don't post that shit! What the fuck?

Chill, stop being such a bigot, don't you know that some people are just born /jahansexual/ ?

Gynecomastia is obscene.

>Not drinking from the tits of knowlege!

Infidels you should un subscribe
The esoteric teachings of the janhans are not for the weak
Only the ubermensch will understand Janhas the astral ascending multidimensional master!

Hail Janhas!

HAIL JAZZHANDS!

Why bother glorifying him? He's a socialist idiot, he's an SJW, he's a Whovian, he's a tumblr whale. He's not worth the attention.

But all those reasons make him worth our attention, both for the giggles and because it exposes the disgusting underbelly of the left...

No one is glorifying him

I guess, but it still seems unproductive. Like we could do something far more amusing. Like the guy that hacked the Leslie Jones website.

we don't post to be productive, we post Jahans because it makes us laugh.

He's like CWC, he's our very own reality TV show

He looks, acts, and sounds mentally retarded. I think he really is a potato.

God damn even chris chan knew to limit his videos to under 7 minutes

Based Alexander will save the white race

so is this general seriously the thread to convert a potato to a Sup Forumsack?
nice.

He's not Irish if that's what you mean. Yes we are trying to redpill him and make him famous for the luls. We want to see what happens to him. He's like a sitcom character you want to see more of.

does anyone else here eagerly await new videos? I watch them all, and some of them I've played 20 times

same

why do you apes watch this thing

if you see the whites on top of there eyes they are crazy
dilated pupils under lots of light
he is also on something

ad hom is the best hom

fuck all of you kaffir!

inshallah you shall know the truth of the 4 cornered time cube

the earth is not round
the earth is not flat

the earth is a 4 cornered cube

wayback.archive.org/web/20160112000701/http://www.timecube.com/

He's on hormones and shit to treat his disease that made his body not go through puberty.

Actually he never went through male puberty, he partly began going through female puberty from having fucktons of estrogen, which is why he has tits

my mantits are bigger than this guy's but without the weird nipples and i don't have whatever gay disorder he has i just ate too much soy during puberty

end me

go on a fasting regimine you cuck.

Fasting actually cures hormonal imbalances even in adults

bump

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i have a very physically intensive job and need protein for gains. it has fixed my metabolism to where i am losing fat and gaining muscle (178 lbs lean mass currently). any hormonal issue is long gone and the bitch tits are a vestigial thing.

tldr i'd pass out if i didn't eat

did he watch it yet?

Not sure, I'll have to check to see if he mentions it in his twit or FB.

He's scared like this user said because he might agree with us

Holy fuck OP you are possibly even more autistic than Jahans

Half the posts ITT are yours. You're fucking obsessed.

>37 posts from this id

I'm the #1 Jahans fan IN CANADA. I am proud of documenting and studying the freak of nature that is Jahans.

Research is a full time job for me. I quit my career to dedicate my life to fully engaging in Jahanism.

I'm in Toronto, btw, you'll know who I am after I start the Jahans website. I'll keep you faggots posted

Why tho

The Mad lad is back at it

I'm a psych major studying Jahans. I'm making a massive in depth documentary on this faggot. You're gonna love it.

Sounds cool actually.

Keep up the good work leafbro!

will do broski

Honestly, while Jahans does so many cringey, weird, fucked up things and has the most ridiculous opinions, I feel like if I met him IRL he'd be a pretty mild, pleasant person. Whereas Chris Chan just radiates his mental illness and is absolutely repulsive individual, if I came across Jahans on the street we could actually have a really nice little conversation on something trivial, like England or the weather... just so long as nothing like politics came up, where he could get on on a soapbox with his stupid ideas.
That's not much, but it's something.

>the path of the redpill
youre going to have to be patient, leaf. its going to take some time. he is the first prophet of kek

his 15 commandments of esoteric jahanism will go full 1488, but its going to take time.

True, this is one of the reasons why Jahans is so interesting, he is cringy and pathetic... and yet somehow relatable. He's like the uncanny valley of mentally ill

Looks like those hot mama's are ready to milk.

I'd give him 2 yrs max before he's calling for a huwyte ethnostate

May it be so! Amen!

Who else here unironically masturbates to photos of alex?

What are you, gay??

Bisexual, actually.

Didn't Alex admit in one of his videos that he has a an underdeveloped penis and balls from his disorder.

Poor bastard

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balls the size of small grapes and a 2.5 inch dick.... poor dude

someone should buy him a c4llgrill imho

are you ready to get #jahan'D

I just got #Jahan'd to the next galaxy

How will I ever rcover?