Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

>Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

How would Marvel handle this scene?

>Actually i tried that once, then i remembered i couldn't dance and everyone in the room looked at me weird. Yeah. Aaaaaaawkward.

keep posting this thread and you'll find out

>did somebody say devil? god, i could just KILL for some deviled eggs right now. you guys like deviled eggs? everybody show of hands! guys im not seeing hands!

They wouldn't it's a complex quip that travels to far over their head.

>No, but I am good at the Batusi

Is quip posting the new Vinceposting?

THE TWIST

>Excuse me. You ever dance with orange slices in the pale moonlight?

>full of jokes, quips, and one-liners
>hokey score
>pop music soundtrack
>protagonist drifts in and out of character
>poorly choreographed fights
>plot holes and conveniences a plenty
>hack director with contempt for the source material
This might as well have been a Marvel movie. Batman '89 is an overrated piece of garbage.

>was already done
Dance off, bro!

You have to be 18 to post here

I'm 29. When is the last time you watched it? It's aged poorly.

>Sympathy for the Devil starts playing
>Dance off final battle
>ends in villain is forgettable and dies
>funky hip classic song for the ending/credits
>after credits is batman taking a shit for one hour long because fuck you, you marvel nerds will stay til the end to watch anything

ahahaha
reddit strikes again

>obviously not seeing how God and the Devil are not real

Competently

Maybe, just maybe, YOU aged poorly. Ever think of it like that?
Sometimes, you really are the problem, not someone/something else. Just saying.

wtf I love user now

>disliking a movie is a PROBLEM
Your entire generation is a problem. Nobody that likes Batman '89 can talk shit on Marvel movies. They're cut from the same cloth.

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>Burton movies
>campy but still not unwilling to dip into darkness
>hyper-stylized sets, costumes and performances
>equally dramatic score done by professional composers

>Marvel movies
>complete schlock, unwilling to dip into true menace or dread without cutting through with a one-liner
>every set is a gray concrete building, normal city or giant CGI vomit of rainbows
>movies are so bland visually that you could play every one next to eachother and not be able to tell one from the other
>scores are unmemorable across the board, without any heightening of the moment
>performances range from "I'm the straight man" to "Tony Snark number X"

Truly Disney Studios™' Marvel Cinematic Universe™ are the Lays™ Potato Chip™ of movies