>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
literally the last 2 weeks I've seen nothing but them trashing Obama and Hillary
Robert Gray
That's my opinion of Obama too.
Camden Powell
>These fucking NeverTrump cucks need to be shot.
I don't care when Dobbs has them on, because he crushes them without mercy, wearing a maniacal grin.
Nathaniel Reed
America does not want her.
Lucas Sullivan
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Jackson Allen
DELET THIS
Michael Lopez
Sadly Dobbs isn't here today, and neither were the cucks, in person. It was just Carl Cameron commenting on it.
Luis Lopez
Threadly reminder that Pepe is mainstream and Sup Forums is the leading GOP think tank. I couldn't be more proud. Don't let them call us any bullshit name like alt right, we are the fucking new order. Bend the knee or get pickles shopped all over your shit.
Jeremiah Allen
I don't trust any of the MSM, but if there is something negative about Hillary being printed or said, that may lead to one more person not voting for her, and I'll take that.
Mason Foster
Are nige
Noah Parker
Updated list of rigged/inaccurate polling shenangians:
Also added a few articles about election hacking/rigging, but please keep those on the downlow for moralization purposes. Reply to this post if you found any new articles/info.
Trump really wants to win this thing. why Trump? look how much work you're doing at 70 and how much more you'll have to do. you should've just lived out your days with the family
Josiah Thomas
No but they have been publishing a lot of pro Trump stuff. They had an editorial from John Bolton saying how Trump is right on foreign policy and Hillary and Obongo are idiots.
My dad who reads the WSJ everyday says he's never seen it this pro-Republican.
Evan Roberts
Blessed thread
Levi Garcia
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Jacob Thompson
by the will of Kek, all things are possible.
> off by 1
Chase Edwards
Wonderful dubs checked. We are not the alt-right. That's a label that the Ctrl-Left uses to slander us. We are a diverse group of people that love our respective countries.
Gabriel Cooper
This is the Trump-supporting divorcee that Anthony Weiner was sexting. Good lord, that bod...
Caleb Sanders
Do you think Trump has ever done drugs?
Do you think Trump has ever racemixed?
Jaxson Scott
>Media and opponents say Trump has flip flopped because he said he'll only deport criminal illegals instead of all 11 million illegals
>All the while ignoring that illegally entering a country makes you a criminal
Jackson Peterson
>My dad who reads the WSJ everyday says he's never seen it this pro-Republican.
WSJ was shilling against Trump not all that long ago. They're in the Chamber of Commerce wing, that wants amnesty for dat cheap labor.
Joshua Cruz
Ok, try to be unbiased as possible, do you think Trump has a chance at even winning?
Adam Walker
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Sebastian Reyes
No and yes.
Luke Diaz
So blacks must be a hivemind?
Isaac Reyes
Why do you shills make it so easy to filter?
Wait for the first shill post then filter all positive response. Shills filtered within 20 comments
Josiah Johnson
TOP KEK
HE FUCKING WROTE ABOUT WEINER
Jeremiah Parker
He was known to take amphetamines in the 90s
Isaac Sullivan
Is Hillary gaining weight?
Aiden Long
>Ctrl-left Holy shit my sides, I'm retarded I just got this.
Owen Jenkins
yes a very good one. he can very easily win
Jose Young
C-can't I have both of what is shown in pic?
Cooper Parker
She's supposedly over 40 too.
Adrian James
I know that, I'm just saying they're being less Anti-Trump than they have been in the past year, while the rest of the MSM has gone even more anti-Trump
Daniel Sanders
>1.33mb >33 >cannons are shaped like a big 3
Oh baby.
Anthony Martin
Leaving everything else aside, there has been exactly one election in the past 64 years where a two term president has been succeeded by a member of his own party.
Unless you think Obama is as popular as Reagan, the default presumption is that Trump will win.
Brody Cruz
>Don Lemon Panel: ‘Cory Booker Literally Believes In Love’
Bakari Sellers tells CNN that New Jersey senator Cory Booker “literally believes in love.”
The kind words followed Booker’s speech at the Democratic National Convention.
Don Lemon’s wee-hours late-night show from the CNN Grill retains some of its Cleveland cast, with the exception of former Ted Cruz employee Amanda Carpenter.
“Cory Booker literally believes in love,” said Lemon panelist Bakari Sellers, a former member of the South Carolina state legislature.
“Personally I like him,” Lemon said of Booker.
Lemon also had former Bernie Sanders comms director Symone Sanders on the show, who defended the pro-Bernie rebels.
Bernie Sanders supporters booed almost every speaker at the convention in Philly. It remains unclear whether Bill Clinton, speaking Tuesday night, will get booed as well.
I think Trump's garbage, but I've been saying since day one he will win.
I'm voting Johnson, with my heart, but Trump will win.
I'm just here to watch the world burn in the wake of our one god, KEK
Jackson Morris
>He was known to take amphetamines in the 90s
What your invisible friend whispers in your ear isn't evidence, or even particularly interesting.
Eli Peterson
Trump grew up in the 60s, I'd be hard pressed to believe he didn't do drugs at one point or if he didn't get a piece of dark chocolate.
Ryder Myers
Trump is going for the catch!
Jaxon Bailey
Anthony Weiner is a pervert, he's a sick puppy
Josiah Williams
She's gaining medical equipment soon she'll be carrying around oxygen tanks
Blake Nelson
I think he's the kind of person who feels guilty whenever he's not working. Now that he's established himself and his kids are in positions to take over the business, he wants to take it a step higher and give back to the country that's been so good to him, by running for the highest office there is.
Connor White
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Lucas Hughes
It'll be close but Trump will edge out.
Brody Cruz
>I'm voting Johnson
Fuck you
Benjamin Russell
>Fucking Joe claiming the system is rigged, party against him, we need to complain to their producer.
>Hey Donald! Release your tax returns even though your lawyer and every financial adviser in the US would advise against it because you're under audit for voting Republican
Might be a despicable attempt to seem less biased or somebody at the top has embraced reality early and hit the acceptance stage. They want to back the winning stallion, not the slow pony with the broken leg.
Andrew James
Hey Hillary!
Release your emails!
Angel Richardson
If the election was today, probably not.
If he wins the debates, which I think he will, then he'll win by a decent margin. If Assange isn't bullshitting and actually releases something big, it will be a Trump landslide.
Josiah Parker
convince me not to vote Johnson
Colton Butler
>Sent via the Samsung GALAXY S®4, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone
Nicholas Rivera
Do you not understand the mathematics behind first past the post and why third parties can't win??
Someone else posted it in a thread a couple days ago, I can't take credit for it but I'll spread it because its true. Trump could use it to counter Hillary and her alt-right bullshit.
Dominic Morgan
I agree, but how does he tell the average American citizen this?
Jordan Nguyen
TRUMP MILF IF YOU ARE HERE PLEASE POST TITS
Justin Carter
Praise Kek
Hunter Parker
No
Owen Morales
>The medical records, Hillary >Those aren't under audit, Hillary
Jeremiah White
DUDE WEED is not going to help the country.
Christopher Edwards
Emerson College's first battleground state polls show Trump already within striking distance in Pennsylvania and Michigan, confirming what we knew all along that these states were in play. Trump is tied with Clinton in Ohio.
Trump has taken the lead again in the LA Times daily tracking poll and Clinton's lead in the PPD has slimmed to 0.2%.
Alexander Hill
Exactly like you imagine: Here's the story, folks....
Camden Gray
>voting for the lesser of two meme candidates come home internet man
Aiden Hall
Well memed, friend
Sebastian Moore
>cheering >that one guy top fucking kek start it at 2:10 it's bretty good
Sebastian Walker
To add, I think the Obamacare hikes that are scheduled for one week before the election are going to really hurt her.
My brother works for BCBS. In Maryland were looking at a 11-18% hike.
That could really hurt her if he can hammer her over that for the week leading up to the election. Obamacare is wildly unpopular and that hike is massive.
Jaxson Nelson
>voting is about choosing the winning candidate kill yourself
I'm not hurting nobody. If Trump loses by one vote, it's his fault not mine.
Noah Harris
GUYS, I CAN'T DECIDE DO I WATCH THE TRUMP RALLY OR THE PENCE RALLY
Levi Walker
here is a little childrens youtube video that explains FPTP voting..Voting for Johnson is the same as voting for Hillary