I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD

I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD

lol who gives a shit fgt

muh oil

I'VE ABANDONED MY ACTING CAREER

muh alcoholism

DRAIIIIIINAGE, Eli, you boy!

it wasnt even his child. that oily cuck was fucking insane.

MY COWORKER'S WIFE'S SON

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HELP HELP THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

I. Drink. Youuuuuur MILKSHAKE! *grotesque slurping* I DRINK IT UP!

Did you just tell me how to run my family.

were paul and eli the same person?

drained dry. I'm so sorry

why don't I own this
WHY DON'T I OWN THIS

Don't be T H I C C in front of me, Al.

Yes I've made a deal with Union and my son is happy and safe, I'm taking care of him now so you look like a ffffffool, don't you Tilford

COMPETITTORRRE

originally dano was only cast as paul and another actor was eli, but it wasn't working out with the original eli so the production had to find a replacement on short notice. PTA decided to cast dano in both roles and make the characters identical twins.

No but seriously did Eli have a twin brother or am I a total brainlet?

Paul was a real person not just some scam Eli was running. that's why Eli is furious at his dad and lunges at him over dinner, he mentions how Paul is the one that told Daniel about their land

I'm finished! :D

Cheers, I couldn't tell if he was just a master tactician

THEY SHOULD'VE PUT YOU IN A GLASS JARRRRR ON THE MANTLEPIECE

Are you retarded? DDL was amazing in this.

I didn't get that part, maybe I wasn't paying attention. I thought it was a ruse on Eli's part and that he later tried to pin it on his brother and father that Daniel had come to their town.