/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Meanwhile:

>ANSWER MY CALLS MARK!!!

friendly reminder that
THE WORLD RULES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

Vedderfags BTFO

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I prefer the upper portion of her CUTE body instead

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Can someone explain what he was talking about here? Who is this "her", and why is it relevant to Richard going up?

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DO YOU HAVE THE SEED?

nice meme

If Kyle MacLachlan doesn't win an emmy next year, I'll flip my lid.

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He said "I'm 25 years your senior"

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Natalie is CUTER

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who is this actress again

Is that her first rape victim? Lynch really broke her damn

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...lid

George Lucas eat your heart out

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I don't think so, listen carefully. And that doesn't make sense, since he disarmed Richard and beat him to the ground moments prior, so him being senior is irrelevant. I think it has something to do with Richards upbringing, and his subsequent delinquency.

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>DAVID, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MY TEXTS??

I brought you guys a picture.

Will we see them in the finale?

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THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT

THE BIG QUESTIONS
What happened to Jeffries?
Why was there a delay at Big Ed's gas station (doppelganger theory)?
Who is Judy?
What really happened to Diane?
how does dopplecoop connect to the glass box?
whats up with sarah palmer?
who was fake-jeffries on the phone in episode 1?
whats up with naido?
whats up with laura?
why does jeffries want bob?
what is up with Audrey?
the vomiting zombie kid in the fat womans car wtf?
what is that noise in the great northern?
why was truman looking at pictures of fish in on his laptop alone in the dark?
what is dopplecoop looking for at those coordinates?
hows annie?
literally everything involving that billy storyline
red's drugs and shelly?
what happened to becky and steven?
ashley judd cancer husband.
people at roadhouse table part of audrey's imagination?
richard and linda, 2 birds 1 stone. richard with stone, where was linda?
how many major characters will die?
if dougie is re-manufactured for janee-e, what does real coop end up doing?
what happened with 119 methfu & son?
Where is Chet Desmond?
who is the girl with the frogroach in her mouth?
Who is Donna's father?

Whoopee

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Christ, what went wrong? He looks so old and bloated in the face.

>Audrey really was in a coma
>James was in the Roadhouse too, so he's also in a coma
>James got arrested, so Hawk, Andy, and Frank are in comas too

I'm scared, guys. Cooper might have his mind back, but I have a feeling we've got some tragic shit coming up.

What's this new Pynchon meme? Should I read his books?

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t. underageb8

>that pic

>Heineken

Finale spoiler

I think Twin Peaks is a lodge now.

Heineken?!

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>new
he's been posting that for over a month at least

Sauce for this?

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I hate these cringy
>AREN'T WE SUCH A WACKY GENERAL? XD
comics.

Why is some tard spamming /lit/? Shitposting is against the rules, either participate in valid discussion, or fuck off.

imagine being literally inslaved to the pusy!

well, that's quite enough for me

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Boвe!!!!

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fuck i'm really getting tired of all the got spam

worst part is that everyone claims to hate it

PABST BLUE RIBBON

omg the guy who laughs at everything is so fucking great. so sad him and dougie never shared a scene

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based pusyposter

Predict who says the title of Episode 18: "What is Your Name?"

ITS DADDY YOU FUCKER!
WhERES MY FUCKING BOURBON YOU SHITHEAD???

Sheryl Lee will soon be in more than the intro again

I don't know but the answer is gonna be Judy.

I listened carefully. It still says what I said.
It's just an excuse to get Richard to climb the rock.
And how can you say that going "You're younger than me => Climb the rock" makes less sense than "You've seen her for 25 years => Climb the rock"? If he said that, which he didn't, it wouldn't make a little bit of sense in that context. And much less when Richard's delinquency isn't even part of the scene.

I don't know if you were just trolling or retarded but he said "I'm 25 year your senior".

Actually you are probably both.

Billy

FACES OF STONE

chili and sea bass

Sheryl is working 100% to ensure we all enjoy it!!!

Chuck

Fuck you, /tpg/

>her image on the camera is different

SPOOKY

>What's your name?
>I am Carrie Page (Formerly Laura Palmer) from Twin Peaks. The Return of its homecoming queen is nigh!
Jesus Christ, really?

>people thought that title meant cooper coming back

btfo

>she's the same age as Naomi
Look 10 years older desu

The worst character reveal? She and Shelly - just despicable, annoying women.

I was skimming through some twin peaks episodes and I didn't remember it but Linda is mentionned in ep6 in the car ride scene with Harry Dean Stanton.

Babbys first postmodern art.

She's dead. He beat her with a baseball bat over Kool aid.

implying

It's amazing to me how radically different Naomi, Laura, Sheryl, and Sherilyn all look despite being within a few years of each other.

>ywn be this pretty
Jdimsa

They did in Part 7 dude.

to think Sherilyn used to be a literal goddess

>>Doppelganger
>>BOB
>>Sarah
>>The Experiment
>>Charlie
>>The Woodsman
>>Magician crime lord
>>Jumpman

>How is Cooper going to deal with this Legion of Doom in two hours?

I am hoping for One Punch Chap to literally smash the demon out of Sarah's face, though that will likely destroy her frail 70-year-old body in the process. Nadine and her golden shovel are more than enough to kill the Abe Lincoln LARP club.

Current looks: Naomi > Sheryl > Laura > Sherilyn

senator McCain lol

*walks backwards in your direction*

I'd fuck old sherilyn just to get a ghostly slither of young sherilyn
she still has nice tits too

oh god i love this momentc

oh shit of course. But I mean like, just him and dougie. Like, dougie desperately trying to put a straw in a capri sun and him just laughing his ass off

true

I saw the old Audrey shine through during her dance though, that was pretty cute

>that last scene of her where she runs back to Charlie and her tits are bouncing
very nice, I should webm that at some point

jesus fuck dude.

what is that?

Dioeg get son electrocute

sheryl tree lol

fuggin binocs :DDD

I've only been visiting these threads for a week and I feel like I've already seen everything you have to show
Also not even once did I see some cute pics of Donna