Tfw no steppe warrior gf

>tfw no steppe warrior gf

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I want her to piss on my face

same

I want to raid China on horseback with her

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>ywn be a cossack raping Mongol women during the Russian conquest of the steppe

Cossacks are mongoloids

Even on the steppe. Chad.

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False
Cossacks were Slavic serfs with some Tatar converts in their ranks and Khazar traditions

I want her to pillage my village

Чaд Tхyндepкoк

I want her to pillage my ass

OFFICIAL STEPPE PEOPLE RANKING:

Best tier :
>Sarmatians/ Scythians

interesting tier:
>Kypchaks
>Seljuks
>Khazars
>Khwarezmians
>magyars
>bolghars

reddit tier:
>mongols
>Cossaks

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>Sarmatians/Scythians
Sissies who got absorbed into the Slavs

Yes they've been known to steal donkeys

that's a trap tho

r1a genes live on

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no

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>you will never be one of her 3 husbands, since they live in matriarchies

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The r1a wasn't spread by Sarmatians or Scythians, it's the original Indo-European haplogroup along with r1b.

>Parthians are not on the list

yeah i should add them but they were basically cousins of the Scythians
actually you're right t bh since r1a originates from Andronovo.

What the hell is that moustache?

NEED a Mongol gf

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R1a didn't originate from Andronovo, user

ok it originated in Yamna but Androvo was the first distinct R1a

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>tfw no strong central asian gf who will cook me dinner and kick my ass

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>she will never shoot you in the face

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Where can I find a Kazakh gf?

in Kazakhstan

>she will never crush your head between her thighs

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VERY NAIS.

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look at that nose, she def not from Central Asia, looks like a Southern European or Hispanic, stay in your country if that is what you're looking for

I wonder what they think of red haired American expats in Kazakhstan...

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These girls invade your town, kill your whole family and take you as their love slave to satisfy their curiosity about Frankish men

What do you do?

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Joke's on them, I live alone. So we can cut the red tape and jump straight to the best part.

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my ancestor :)

*pillages u*

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rude post desu

>Sarmatian/Scythians
Literally meme tier

They got REKT by:
Macedonians who did not even have stirrups
Romans who were on foot mostly
Huns who chased them across a continent

They were jokers who could only intimidate peasants and got destroyed everytime they tried facing a organised opponent